First off: Sorry for the terrible rhyme.

Second, HEY! I'm an animator, voice actor, scriptwriter and musician, and every time I go into my retail job, I fill a lake with my tears. Basically, I'm open for commissions and would love to help out any project in any way I can, 'cause newgrounds is a lush community, and I'm also a whore for money (Will only perform softcore stuff xo). Have a look at my page and see if you like the kinds of stuff I make, and if you need anything (not my pancreas though, I'm planning on selling that to a drug dealer), then drop me a message. Love, your third-cousin, Chris xox