Sexual Innuendos

[CALBOB66]

personally i find them rather funny like this statement and scenario:
'a girl walks into a café and goes up to the counter and states in a flirty voice "i could really do with something warm inside me" the attendant stares shocked at her as she states after that "could you give me a nice, warm finger aswell?"

so sexual inniendos, good or bad?

[solardave]

In your endo.

[CALBOB66]

real mature

[Legionnaire-X]

At 11/1/08 05:35 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: real mature

You wanted sexual innuendos and you got it.

[Szayel]

At 11/1/08 05:35 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: real mature

That's what she said.

*snicker*

[CALBOB66]

lmao

i did find that rather funny

[mikel33405]

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

beat me to it

[SCUD14]

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

<3 the Todd.

[solardave]

At 11/1/08 05:42 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

<3 the Todd.

Internet 5

[lazyyMitch]

"If you've been a good girl, I'll be coming down your chimney tonight"

[Porkchop]

At 11/1/08 05:39 PM, NG-NoName wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:33 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: so sexual inniendos, good or bad?

that is rlly rlly bad. my mum sayz that i must accept the lord as my true saviour if i don't i will go with the devil. my mum saz that my dad is too late for him because he likes othre woman and my mum say that goes aginst the work of god. so like u need to stop with that or u will see me dad and my other mommy.

Does someone need a quick anus penetration? Go spread Christianity elsewhere.

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

<3 the Todd

dont we all?

[SCUD14]

At 11/1/08 05:44 PM, solardave wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:42 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

<3 the Todd.

Internet 5

Lol paradox.

[Slawter]

Barack Obama and Michael Jackson are in a plain with two kids and its about to crash. But theres only 2 parachutes Barack says fuck the kids and Michael says do we have time

[jakabite]

I think they can be good, but if they're overused or not said right they can really be quite horrible. I've heard good ones and bad ones, they really do vary in quality.

[BlackPlastic]

At 11/1/08 05:45 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:39 PM, NG-NoName wrote: that is rlly rlly bad. my mum sayz that i must accept the lord as my true saviour if i don't i will go with the devil. my mum saz that my dad is too late for him because he likes othre woman and my mum say that goes aginst the work of god. so like u need to stop with that or u will see me dad and my other mommy.

Does someone need a quick anus penetration? Go spread Christianity elsewhere.

Why are obviouse trolls that are obviouse so hard to difrentiate from normal users for you people?

[MonkeyV]

At 11/1/08 05:46 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:44 PM, solardave wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:42 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:34 PM, solardave wrote: In your endo.

<3 the Todd.

Internet 5

Lol paradox.

Knockers?

[gregaaron89]

At 11/1/08 05:33 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: personally i find them rather funny like this statement and scenario:
'a girl walks into a café and goes up to the counter and states in a flirty voice "i could really do with something warm inside me" the attendant stares shocked at her as she states after that "could you give me a nice, warm finger aswell?"

and then after that, the guy at the counter yells, "LET US FUCK!"

[Porkchop]

At 11/1/08 06:05 PM, NG-NoName wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:45 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:39 PM, NG-NoName wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:33 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: so sexual inniendos, good or bad?

that is rlly rlly bad. my mum sayz that i must accept the lord as my true saviour if i don't i will go with the devil. my mum saz that my dad is too late for him because he likes othre woman and my mum say that goes aginst the work of god. so like u need to stop with that or u will see me dad and my other mommy.

Does someone need a quick anus penetration? Go spread Christianity elsewhere.

excuse me child are you troubled at home? if u con vart to christianity the lord will protect u forever and then you will be happy and rich and healthy. wow the lord could do so much for you and we must all love each other because we r the lord's children and we need to stop wars. please vote for mccain because he is white. bible sayx that black people are a mix of demons and humans and you must never trust them and that they will steall from yu. so please be a follower or else.

The lord can suck my fat one. McCain can have first dibs. Blacks = Whites in every way except dick size and skin color. Threaten me to be a christian? Fuck off. We dont need another little prayer boy running to and fro beggin for attention.

[igott]

At 11/1/08 06:05 PM, NG-NoName wrote:

WOW, hate is filled in him. Fucking racist.

[eewawoowa]

"Liquor in the front, poker in the back" - the best ever sign put up in a pub :D

[solardave]

At 11/1/08 06:29 PM, eewawoowa wrote: "Liquor in the front, poker in the back" - the best ever sign put up in a pub :D

That reminds me of one.

"Poker! Poker! I hardly no 'er!"

[ashfrupt]

i do occasionally strip and show my 15 cm wanker to my girlfriend.she says she love the Amazon Forest more than ever.

[joabos]

In the Wallace and Gromit Movie, when Wallace is naked, he wears a cheese box to hide his genitals written:
"May contain nuts"

Really.