shake his hand and say buddy ur fucked XD
everyone smash his nuts!
what would u do if u caught osama?
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Um... kick his ass like a good American?
"There's a lot of rape inside Newgrounds, but let's not talk about that here."
Ask how much he will give me for not turning him in, obviously.
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Dip his feet in acid and burn them off, then giving him 25 minutes to run. I would laugh my ass off at his pathetic attempt to walk. I would then stab his kneecaps and sit on him. After i got bored i'd get up, get and cattle prod and zap him a few times, make sure he's still alive, and brand him with my name on his forehead. I'd then break his arms and legs ( if he can still move them of course ) and stomp his head, avoiding killing him, and then i'd call the CIA and see how much they would give me for his capture. Wait a day. Rough him up a bit, and turn him in for millions.
i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai
At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.
....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.
"There's a lot of rape inside Newgrounds, but let's not talk about that here."
um, turn him in for the fucking huge ass bounty on his head...
or rape him w/ splinter stick in penis hole. either or.
At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, RiuTenshin wrote: Wait a day. Rough him up a bit, and turn him in for millions.
I remember reading on the FBI wanted list a while ago that direct information to his capture is a 25 million dollar reward.
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Or, I would just feed him to a barracuda if I was fucking pissed when I found him because i'd be in a blind rage and just kill him, just to realize that I could have made millions. Then suicide myself. :/
i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai
Turn him in, duh.
And all while I'm wearing my Bin Laden shirt.
Immortality elixirs NAO
At 10/4/08 02:59 AM, Mikey-1 wrote: Turn him in, duh.
And all while I'm wearing my Bin Laden shirt.
That would be full of win, just to see their expressions.
i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai
At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, RiuTenshin wrote: Dip his feet in acid and burn them off, then giving him 25 minutes to run. I would laugh my ass off at his pathetic attempt to walk. I would then stab his kneecaps and sit on him.
now thats creativity!
we got a live one
At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?
Needs more torture. Just turning him in isn't fair.
i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai
At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?
Get like 30 mil from Osama himself to 'not turn him in', hide the money somewhere, Then turn him in and get the 52 mil, you fool.
Hand him in and buy Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Throw back a few cold ones with him.
That is of course, whilst i wait for the feds to come pick him up and gie me my reward.
At 10/4/08 03:13 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Get like 30 mil from Osama himself to 'not turn him in', hide the money somewhere, Then turn him in and get the 52 mil, you fool.
we have a winRAR
highfive dude.
I'd take a photo, high-five him and be on my merry way.
At 10/4/08 03:56 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: Drive over him with a plane.
wait, what?
and say how do u like it
I'd say, "Here he is, I found him!" Then the people who are supposed to do the killing would take a dull machete to his jugular, stick his head on a pike, and make it the new American flag.
Wow the amount of people here wanting to torture him is quite absurd. And that guy who said he'd burn off his feet and watch him run is a sick fucker. Seriously though if I found him I would just turn him in for the money. I wouldn't torture the guy. He would probably get killed anyway. I know how many he has killed but I do believe that torturing him would make you sink to his level.
Putting on Anti-Flame Pants.
Make him star in a family friendly movie.
Made by DISNEY.
Gentlemen..
Sell him to America probably, I would probably be killed by him before I managed that though so you know, whatever.
At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.
That was not offensive.
lol @ america
At 10/4/08 08:36 AM, MyMonkey wrote:At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:That was not offensive.At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.
lol @ america
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Shave his beard off with a chainsaw xD
Then shave his balls off with a chainsaw xD
Then shave his limbs off with a chainsaw xD
Then shave his HEAD off with a chainsaw xD xD xD
Failing that, I'd hand the bugger in and claim the reward :D
At 10/4/08 03:11 AM, RiuTenshin wrote:At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?Needs more torture. Just turning him in isn't fair.
Have you seen how horrible Bush's Administration is in every single thing they do? They run the military camps as Concentration Camps for Muslims, so you might as well get the $52 Million and expect the US to torture him.
I would either turn him over to the authorities or push him off a cliff.
I'd beat the living fuck out of him and then take him to the government to get my money.
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