Dip his feet in acid and burn them off, then giving him 25 minutes to run. I would laugh my ass off at his pathetic attempt to walk. I would then stab his kneecaps and sit on him. After i got bored i'd get up, get and cattle prod and zap him a few times, make sure he's still alive, and brand him with my name on his forehead. I'd then break his arms and legs ( if he can still move them of course ) and stomp his head, avoiding killing him, and then i'd call the CIA and see how much they would give me for his capture. Wait a day. Rough him up a bit, and turn him in for millions.