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what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:35:17 Reply

shake his hand and say buddy ur fucked XD

everyone smash his nuts!

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:36:24 Reply

Um... kick his ass like a good American?


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:37:35 Reply

Ask how much he will give me for not turning him in, obviously.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:39:20 Reply

Oh wait, i'm not american.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:55:02 Reply

Dip his feet in acid and burn them off, then giving him 25 minutes to run. I would laugh my ass off at his pathetic attempt to walk. I would then stab his kneecaps and sit on him. After i got bored i'd get up, get and cattle prod and zap him a few times, make sure he's still alive, and brand him with my name on his forehead. I'd then break his arms and legs ( if he can still move them of course ) and stomp his head, avoiding killing him, and then i'd call the CIA and see how much they would give me for his capture. Wait a day. Rough him up a bit, and turn him in for millions.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:55:23 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.

....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:56:37 Reply

um, turn him in for the fucking huge ass bounty on his head...

or rape him w/ splinter stick in penis hole. either or.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:57:38 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, RiuTenshin wrote: Wait a day. Rough him up a bit, and turn him in for millions.

I remember reading on the FBI wanted list a while ago that direct information to his capture is a 25 million dollar reward.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:58:18 Reply

Or, I would just feed him to a barracuda if I was fucking pissed when I found him because i'd be in a blind rage and just kill him, just to realize that I could have made millions. Then suicide myself. :/


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 02:59:53 Reply

Turn him in, duh.

And all while I'm wearing my Bin Laden shirt.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:00:35 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:59 AM, Mikey-1 wrote: Turn him in, duh.

And all while I'm wearing my Bin Laden shirt.

That would be full of win, just to see their expressions.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:06:06 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, RiuTenshin wrote: Dip his feet in acid and burn them off, then giving him 25 minutes to run. I would laugh my ass off at his pathetic attempt to walk. I would then stab his kneecaps and sit on him.

now thats creativity!

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:08:52 Reply

Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:11:33 Reply

At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?

Needs more torture. Just turning him in isn't fair.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:13:10 Reply

At 10/4/08 03:08 AM, JarrodK wrote: Uhhh, turn him in for the US$52 million?

Get like 30 mil from Osama himself to 'not turn him in', hide the money somewhere, Then turn him in and get the 52 mil, you fool.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:35:24 Reply

Hand him in and buy Jennifer Love Hewitt.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:49:56 Reply

Suck his cock.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:53:49 Reply

Throw back a few cold ones with him.

That is of course, whilst i wait for the feds to come pick him up and gie me my reward.

At 8/16/14 11:58 PM, Feoric wrote:
Remember: he was shot in the back 35 feet away from the police cruiser. That's not up for debate.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 03:56:39 Reply

Drive over him with a plane.

wait, what?


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 04:05:06 Reply

At 10/4/08 03:13 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Get like 30 mil from Osama himself to 'not turn him in', hide the money somewhere, Then turn him in and get the 52 mil, you fool.

we have a winRAR

highfive dude.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 04:09:11 Reply

I'd take a photo, high-five him and be on my merry way.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 04:21:38 Reply

At 10/4/08 03:56 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: Drive over him with a plane.

wait, what?

and say how do u like it


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 04:29:34 Reply

I'd say, "Here he is, I found him!" Then the people who are supposed to do the killing would take a dull machete to his jugular, stick his head on a pike, and make it the new American flag.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 05:01:14 Reply

Wow the amount of people here wanting to torture him is quite absurd. And that guy who said he'd burn off his feet and watch him run is a sick fucker. Seriously though if I found him I would just turn him in for the money. I wouldn't torture the guy. He would probably get killed anyway. I know how many he has killed but I do believe that torturing him would make you sink to his level.

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 05:02:46 Reply

Make him star in a family friendly movie.
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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 05:03:16 Reply

Sell him to America probably, I would probably be killed by him before I managed that though so you know, whatever.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 08:34:54 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:36 AM, Finjodon wrote: Um... kick his ass like a good American?

Probably have to join you there my friend, hey! how about we torture him for a bit, you know like pull his bread, slowly scrap his skin off you know the normal shit you do to a torroist!!

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 08:36:23 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:
At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.
....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.

That was not offensive.

lol @ america

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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 08:38:24 Reply

At 10/4/08 02:37 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Ask how much he will give me for not turning him in, obviously.

He could be a good person to have on your side. I bet he'd help me organise a revolution and destroy the current American government like I've always wanted to do.


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Response to what would u do if u caught osama? 2008-10-04 08:40:19 Reply

At 10/4/08 08:36 AM, MyMonkey wrote:
At 10/4/08 02:55 AM, Finjodon wrote:
At 10/4/08 02:39 AM, Ungar wrote: Oh wait, i'm not american.
....That's not funny....at all to us. That's really offensive man, seriously.
That was not offensive.

lol @ america

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