Then I dropped it on the ground and it was covered in dirt. So I threw it in the woods and my mom shit a brick and said, "Stop Wasting food!" "Go rinse it off!" So I said, "It's to late." and she said, "Why?" "Did you throw it in the woods?" So I said, "Yeah."So she got all pissed cause I threw an uneatable apple in the woods. I hate it when people think that you can fix something, when you can't.
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I Was Eating An Apple...
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You shouldn't have touched yourself in the dirty places young man!
she does realize that dropping it in the woods was the best place for it?
pay attention in biology..
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
Well If she bought the apple and you threw it, she has a right to be angry.
If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.
At 9/18/08 03:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.
in the middle of the woods?
lol no..
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
At 9/18/08 03:52 PM, MrVideogame wrote:At 9/18/08 03:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.in the middle of the woods?
lol no..
In my front yard. It has a big patch of trees and plants.
At 9/18/08 03:54 PM, QwertyXD wrote: In my front yard. It has a big patch of trees and plants.
read your first post. You said woods.
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
At 9/18/08 03:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Well If she bought the apple and you threw it, she has a right to be angry.
If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.
I love it how NG users always act mature by saying the parent was right in every thread where someone posts about their parents.
At 9/18/08 04:12 PM, VeinDigger wrote: I love it how NG users always act mature by saying the parent was right in every thread where someone posts about their parents.
thats exactly what i was thinking.
At 9/18/08 04:15 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:At 9/18/08 04:12 PM, VeinDigger wrote: I love it how NG users always act mature by saying the parent was right in every thread where someone posts about their parents.thats exactly what i was thinking.
It's how we maintain our respectability. Got to have some sense of morals, after all.
hahaha, morals...
"Sit down and shut up and do as I say" -- Zeus
At 9/18/08 04:12 PM, VeinDigger wrote:At 9/18/08 03:51 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Well If she bought the apple and you threw it, she has a right to be angry.I love it how NG users always act mature by saying the parent was right in every thread where someone posts about their parents.
If the skin is still on it, you could just wash it off, or even peel it.
Thank you.
Think of all those starving kids.
Okay no, never eat a dirty apple.
Release your inner crazy.
Why are we posting on a thread about an uneaten apple? Really, guys? REALLY?
