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I'm giving up Masturbation!

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I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 05:55:42


From today! The day Firefox 3 comes out, I'm not going to give into the tempation of masturbation! I haven't really been masturbating that long. About mid 2007 is when I first masturbated. It kinda freaked me out at first but I got used to it. And the feeling of reaching climax was amazing. But I just don't know if it's worth the feeling of guilt that I get afterwards. My religion forbids masturbation and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.

So no more choking the snake for me! I'm going clean! I'm not going to pull my trousers down whenever I get an errection out of curiosity! I'm going to leave it there and wait for it to die out. Although erotic thoughts may be something one can't get out of one's mind occasionally. I'll still not give into the temptation.

So Newgrounds! Wish me luck!

Pick related.

I'm giving up Masturbation!


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:00:14


You'll come back.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:01:20


How old are you? 12?


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:02:18


At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: You'll come back.

They ALAWAYS come back

Hehe religion

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:04:51


At 6/17/08 06:02 AM, sldghmmr wrote:
At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: You'll come back.
They ALAWAYS come back

Hehe religion

where else would they go? lol

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:05:54


At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

14 actually.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:06:11


Don't let your religion tell you what to do!


Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything..

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:07:24


I've tried that,couldn't last a day.


Credit for my sig goes to Torkelson. +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++Link in my sig goes to Earfetish's website,which has the best stories ever.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:10:51


lolreligion


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:13:39


Good luck on that.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:26:06


BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

UTTER LIES!!!

U'LL COME CRAWLING BACK!!!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:28:00


like everyone else.....u'll come cuming back

O.o


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:29:09


At 6/17/08 06:28 AM, CrUiZ3R wrote:
like everyone else.....u'll come cuming back
O.o

It's actually "you'll". Why abbreviate such a small word? You're not playing Team Fortress 2 or Counter Strike.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:43:35


Hahaha wow i've tried this so many times before and everytime i couldn't even last more than a week.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:44:42


I wish you luck. You make it seem like it's some drug addiction.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:54:19


3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:03:11


At 6/17/08 06:54 AM, Pinafal wrote: 3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see

That 3 looks like an ass =D

But no guys! I'm thuper serial about this! I mean it!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:06:47


At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

dude hes 14, he wont stand 3 days >_>

get GIRLFRIENDS >_>

-only as good as the weakest link-

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:09:35


At 6/17/08 07:03 AM, levusbevus wrote:
At 6/17/08 06:54 AM, Pinafal wrote: 3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see
That 3 looks like an ass =D

But no guys! I'm thuper serial about this! I mean it!

i didn't even think about that and i told you it's already started...............

one a day keeps the boner away

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:11:25


why am i so gay

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:20:20


Lol ... religion


"What kind of idiot would quote himself" - Gatling

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:22:43


At 6/17/08 07:11 AM, poop wrote: why am i so gay

its hereditary. you get it from your momma. shes a closet lez.

nothing wrong with that.

your as straight as a horse shoe :)

me on the other hand, chicks before dicks :)


-only as good as the weakest link-

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:23:12


At 6/17/08 05:59 AM, subzerov wrote: The society of Fapers will miss you!

greatly we will miss you, we will remember you.(but not when we masturbate)*didnt spell masturbate right, i know.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:32:17


Good luck, but you'll come back. Everyone always comes back.


"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:45:20


I'm already up to 16 days!

Because on the internet - EVERYBODY can lie.

If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:47:20


At 6/17/08 07:45 AM, Krum wrote: I'm already up to 16 days!

Because on the internet - EVERYBODY can lie.

But I don't like lying. I feel like I've done something wrong when I lie.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:51:52


Masturbating is good exercise for your arm by the way. And maybe those strong muscular hot-dog fingers of yours

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:56:28


At 6/17/08 07:51 AM, M-Y wrote: Masturbating is good exercise for your arm by the way. And maybe those strong muscular hot-dog fingers of yours

So is going out for a walk. Or even plaing Piano. I do both regurely. Well, I play Piano ever few hours.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 08:35:19


are you christian? or a religion based on the bible? cuz then... thinking about sex with someone else is still a sin. i'm not sure where this is in the bible but i think it might be leviticus


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 08:37:42


At 6/17/08 08:35 AM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote: are you christian? or a religion based on the bible? cuz then... thinking about sex with someone else is still a sin. i'm not sure where this is in the bible but i think it might be leviticus

Well I'm a Jehovah's wittness. Which is a type or christianity based on the bible.

And is it normal to find it ironic that the first four letters in Leviticus is my real name?


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