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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:27:38


At 3/10/08 09:26 PM, ItBeShannonFoo wrote: I am a girl. I love video games. I use a to pwn my boyfriend at halo.
OMG! PWN VIRGINITY! I've never accidentally replaced the p with o before! yay! I lost it on Newgrounds.

Oh lord...


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:28:54


At 3/10/08 09:21 PM, ShortStackSutin wrote:
At 3/10/08 09:17 PM, Darkaxl wrote:
At 3/10/08 09:14 PM, ShortStackSutin wrote: easiest to swallow
i lol'd
i giggled when I wrote it too but I left it up anyway. har. oh yeah, and I forgot that a lot of girls I know get addicted to kingdom hearts as well..dude, just date a nerd girl. We're cooler.

Yeah, I know nerd girls are cooler. Just, there's a problem, it seems as though all the nerds i know are moving away. There aren't any girls I know that would be willing to date me who are nerds lol.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:31:23


No one on NG has girlfriends you retard...

No one would know.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:32:18


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You can't.

Women can't do anything productive.

Video games are productive?


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:34:45


At 3/10/08 09:31 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: No one on NG has girlfriends you retard...

No one would know.

KTHXBAI?

So you posted here why?

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 21:54:11


well, all of the girls in my school love guitar hero and rock band and singstar, thats it though


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:12:49


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Guitar Hero.

Guitar Herooooooooooooo.

Exactly. Decent songs, semi-normal experience, everyone's into it. It's all good in the hood.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:15:19


At 3/10/08 09:54 PM, SuperHappyTime wrote: well, all of the girls in my school love guitar hero and rock band and singstar, thats it though

I want to go to that school.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:16:01


Just keep playing them
You know eventually if you do something long enough people WILL follow
Repetition


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:16:47


You should challenge her to multi-task. Say that she can't play video games and call her girlfriends at the same time. She'll probably do it, but fail horribly, but like video games. All women think they can multi-task but they really can't. Guys just flat out say they can't do it. If that doesn't work, who cares? Not playing video games isn't a bad thing, it's probably better for a chick.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:18:30


At 3/10/08 09:28 PM, jokerscard wrote:
but if your serious about this go with Final Fantasy X. The romantic type storyline would really pull on her emotions.

FF8 that is where romantic RPGs shine.
Squall and Rinoa, never even in the FF series has there ever been a more beautiful love story.

Girls...


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:32:33


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You can't.

Women can't do anything productive.

Fuck you.

Well let's see. I'm a girl and i play World of Warcraft and resident evil and metroid and all that good stuff. I guess I could be considered a nerd girl and i'm assuming your girlfriend isn't what you'd call a nerd. I've been playing MMOs since i was 7 and actual videogames since i was 3 and my dad introduced me to them...and i remember looking over his shoulder in wonder as he played those games. tell her to watch you play one day. just for like 15 minutes. show her how everything works and how cool it is. sell it. by watching you, she might be able to see if she really likes it or not and if it turns out she doesn't, don't force it. so if nothing works, just appreciate her for the rest of who she is. no...not for a peice of female flesh meant to please your sex organs and your stomach, for her. and if you can't do that, sir, I wouldn't date her.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 22:34:05


At 3/10/08 10:32 PM, Namir wrote:

Pretty much heklps this along then, like I said, some do, just like boys.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Girls... 2008-03-10 23:17:36


At 3/10/08 10:32 PM, Namir wrote:
At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You can't.

Women can't do anything productive.
Fuck you.

tell her to watch you play one day. just for like 15 minutes. show her how everything works and how cool it is. sell it. by watching you, she might be able to see if she really likes it or not and if it turns out she doesn't, don't force it. so if nothing works, just appreciate her for the rest of who she is. no...not for a peice of female flesh meant to please your sex organs and your stomach, for her. and if you can't do that, sir, I wouldn't date her.

Finally! Some good advice from a normal Newgrouder! If only more people were like you...wow, video games when you were 3? That's around the time I started.

KTHXBAI.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:16:10


Now I'm not exactly the "ladies' man" but i do have some tips
1. Don't blaintly say, "You should start playing video games" or anything blunt and to the point of playing
2. Don't geek out on any game topic i.e. Nintendo, Mario characters, Sonic characters, girl characters, etc.
3. Try to do things both of you like to start off with. Later through a date, suggest playing video games.
If she says yes you're covered. Choose an easy but fun game and try to avoid adding on computers. Be
easy on her. If she says no, try to convince her vg's are fun and enjoyable, but don't go too far out to try
to convince her otherwise you might be -1 date.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:20:07


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:23:39


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You can't.

Women can't do anything productive.

Cut your dick off now and boil it in a pot of hot water, because you do not deserve your manhood kind sir.

There are plenty of girls who like video games. Some just prefer to do other things. Like hang out at the mall. Try to find a chic that likes the same things you do, and is hot. And start dating her. :)


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:28:43


I'm a girl and I loveee videogames. :D
They're so fun~ Ohohohoho. Well, maybe when you and your girlfriend are at your house and you nothing to do just ask "Do you wanna play videogames?". But if that doesn't work then uh.. I don't know. haha.

Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:32:51


Has nobody figured out that DragonsGrief's post was infact.. a sexist JOKE.
Come on guys drink the red bull or something you're kinda slow

Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:36:10


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You can't.

Women can't do anything productive.

She speaks the truth.

I mean, look at her.

Really...

Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:44:50


Only shit a girl likes is games like WoW and Guitar Hero.

Just keep her in the kitchen instead.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 00:52:45


At 3/11/08 12:32 AM, Testicle wrote: Has nobody figured out that DragonsGrief's post was infact.. a sexist JOKE.
Come on guys drink the red bull or something you're kinda slow

But dragonsgrief, well... I don't expect much else from his posts. And for good reason. That's practically ALL he posts. That's why people hate him.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 01:14:50


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Guitar Hero.

Guitar Herooooooooooooo.

Chicks dig guys who play guitar. You want even more girls play actual guitar like me( bass guitar 5 years). It seems like when a girl is in the presence of a guitarist she has trouble keeping her shirt on.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 01:16:56


At 3/11/08 01:14 AM, theJPK wrote:
At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Guitar Hero.

Guitar Herooooooooooooo.
Chicks dig guys who play guitar. You want even more girls play actual guitar like me( bass guitar 5 years). It seems like when a girl is in the presence of a guitarist she has trouble keeping her shirt on.

If that's true, I'm going to get so much poon when I go back to highschool. :)


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 01:31:45


At 3/10/08 09:01 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Guitar Hero.

Guitar Herooooooooooooo.

Agreed. This is what you want. This and I hate to say it but wii sports

Im ashamed

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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 03:48:44


im a girl and i like video games but iv kinda grown up with it but you could start off small then and try getting her to play games that have to do with things that she likes and then you can start getting her to play games that you like eventually

Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 03:55:05


Start her off on something simple and fun to get her hooked, then move onto the tough stuff.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 03:57:59


I'm honestly not sure how to get them started, my girl liked games when i met her, but I turned her into a complete halo fanatic. I'd say start with a game that is an easier shooter like Halo or some kind of two player adventure game.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 03:58:23


It's all about Maple Story.
Bitches love Maple Story.


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Response to Girls... 2008-03-11 06:11:30


At 3/10/08 09:00 PM, TechN00b wrote: No. Not what you were thinking. I actually have a problem, how would I get a girl I'm dating to start liking video games? Sure it's Newgrounds here, but you guys must have some experience with this stuff. So if you can, maybe just help me out?

Make a dick shaped controller


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