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illicit makes a damn good signature.
"I have crabs"
"Your pussy iz phat"
"I enjoy anal sex"
"Dont do that again"
"Stop chewing my dick"
"It wont go deeper"
"Shut up Bitch swallow"
"Cum on your face?"
wow, that was quick! (for a chick to say)
or
I have an STD
wheres your... you know...?
reply
... a dog... ate it.
At 12/29/07 01:18 AM, dmjersak wrote: Is that you, mom?
::::::::::: lol, thats sick
I'm on my period
Proudly breaching international copyright laws since early 1993!!!
It wont fucking fit !
I need to shit.
My ass hurts now.
oh morning
w00t
In A world where the minnows outnumber the sharks a million to one! Why havn't we tooken the upper hand!
Wow! Tastes like chicken
Ha! Joke's on you!
Seriously, I fell over.......
Dude. Seriously. Not cool.
That is rather... unfortunate...
I'm done. Get out.
Seriously, who are you?
(Can't believe no one got this)
Stop!... STOP!!!!... Hammer time...
Never call the bat narrow
Do you want to live for ever!
I do so ATTACK!
"hide and go seek!" (repeatedly)
"I am... an egg!"
"Pirates life for me!"
"Help! she's raping me!" (only good if you're a guy)
"The weather is nice"
"Let's make cookies afterwards"
I'm so trying all of these out someday. Especially hide and go seek.
What can a thoughtful man hope for mankind on Earth, given the experience of the past million years? Nothing
'Bizzy"
Can your sister join?
You're bad in bed.
I forgot the condom.
At 12/29/07 01:27 AM, DBZFAN9000 wrote:At 12/29/07 01:26 AM, bluegreen7hi wrote: Cock balls piss tits.That's so romantic. Do the girls call you Romeo? or Dick?
They call me tator salad.