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People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1

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Well, like most of you guys, there are things in my life that completely piss me off. Today's flavor is people. But only certain people, mind you. This certain group of people happens to be the people who never learned how to type properly. Now, I never like that "home keys" bullshit in high school, but Jesus, as least I learned another way to type that's just as productive.

But these people, oh these people, they never learned and it's obvious that they never tried to learn. Maybe you've seen these friggin people. People who only type with their index fingers or people who type with one fucking finger. Basically, it takes these people 10 forevers to type one sentence and somehow, I'm neurotic enough that it pisses me off. Just watching these people attempt to type by typing one letter and then searching for the next and then pecking and repeating the process makes me want to beat them with a stapler.

And, in case you think you have an argument, these people aren't always old. I have friends who are 19 or 20 and can't type for shit. Isn't this supposed to be an age of technology? What happened with these people?


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


and these people are?

give an example

Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


I hated homerow. I still don't use it.
But i don't type with one one finger. Maybe one hand once in awhile.

Actually, what got me into typing fast with spelling, grammar (the works) were video games, chatlines and forums, believe it or not.

But I'm sorry about your... aggression issues.
Why does that bother you SOOO much?


I'm not stupid. I just lack the cognitive capacity to understand or apply what I've learned.

I'm not gullible. I just know that no one would tell me anything but the truth.

Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


My uncle does it, fucking irritating, but then I find most people who are not similar to me to be annoying.


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Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


Mostly I don't really care. A friend of mine types like that, and he's actually in a job where he has to use a computer evrey day. He hasn't changed that in 10 years.

At 11/2/07 09:25 AM, Xmanne wrote: and these people are?

He probably didn't exactly mean BBS users.

Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


At 11/2/07 09:25 AM, Xmanne wrote: and these people are?
give an example

I said "friends"

Like, people I know from my life. My "friends."


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


At 11/2/07 09:27 AM, b8-2-sk8-h8 wrote:
Actually, what got me into typing fast with spelling, grammar (the works) were video games, chatlines and forums, believe it or not.

A little thing called... practise?

I think obsessing about this is a bit unfair, unless it's someone who is refusing to let you type or a group project or something, then it's not really your burden to bear.


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Response to People Who Need To Stop Trying-pt.1 Nov 2, 2007


What about people who type on a virtual keyboard with a mouse?