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getting to goth pussy = easy

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Ever notice those hot goth girlz in school? They are just like sluts, but you have to be goth and do their messed up little fantasy sex shit.

It all started last week, I bet my friend $30 he couldnt get any pictures of him getting pussy by the end of the week. The next day he wore all black and started hanging out with the hot goth girlz. He did this for like 2 days then he was invited to one of there houses. He told me to come in through the back door which he would unlock, and bring a video camera.

So I do this since the emo girl's house is just through the woods infront of my house. I got there at 4:30, just like he said. Sure enough, the back door was unlocked. I heard them in the garage, her parents were gone. I headed up to her room... it was all black with all this wierd shit. I went into her closet which had shutters I could see through. I prepared the camera.

I waited for like 30 minutes, there was all kinds of wierd shit in the closet. I found wierd black chalk, under garments, and fake blood that smelled like cherrys. They finally came into the room. They started talking this emo shit, I barely paid attentian. Eventually she started taking off her clothes and they did this wierd dieing roleplay goth shit. He orgasmed twice and she did once before she went to go get some fake blood from the closet, my friend tried to distract her but she opened the door. It was a large walkin closet, I hid behind the coats. She grabbed that shit and left. The then had sex with fake blood on them. I knew I was going to through up. My friend left then she walked toward the closet and turned on the light. I threw up all over her. She started screaming and I fell over. Covered in underwear, makeup, and other shit. I ran like hell.

I made it home where my friend was waiting, I told him how fucked up that shit was. Then he asked my if I had the camera. OH SHIT! I forgot the camera. We ran back to her house, we slowly opened the back door. She was in the downstairs bathroom doing some wierd ritual infront of the mirror. We crept upstairs into the closet. OH MY FUCKING GOD! She came back again, we hid in the closet. She just sat on her bed for 2 hours watching TV! She changed once, and we got that on camera. She went to sleep, damnit it was 9:00!

Before we left, we realized her parents were still gone and our urges to ruin the house overcame us. We took her baby sisters unicorn and rainbow sticker collection (her sister was gone with her parents), and put them in our pockets for use later. We grabbed the pink paint in the garage and painted the goth girl's room pink and put unicorn and rainbow stickers everywhere. We threw away the goth shit too. We were so busy ruining this house that we lost track of time. I was carrying a cross to the trash can when her alarm clock went off at 12, obviously for some retarded goth ritual. She saw us and turned on the light. She shreaked! I took the cross and knew what to do, I said "the power of christ compells you!" and beat her with the cross (note, this was a bigass cross). She screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

I said "uh... I'm slaying the demon". She was soooo pissed off right now, I got bitch slapped hard as hell. Being my normal, perverted self, I said "HELP THE DEMON IS ATTACKING ME!" Then me and my friend proceeded to tie her up to a giant cross she had. I was sooo scared that she would report us to the cops, but I remembered goths were too retarded to do that.

I went downstairs and raided the fridge while my friend and her talked. I found a hole container full of chocolate icecream... yum... I ate like half of it and drank all the nesquick chocolate milk. I heard yelling from upstairs and I ran up there. THEY WERE FUCKING HAVING SEX AGAIN! I let them finish and immediatly tied her up. I told my friend I was watching her now as he was obviously incapable of such a task. I knew of goth trickery and I would not be fooled like my friend. I soon realised she was trying to use her looks to get me to untie her. As soon as I knew it I had completed intercoarse and she ran off and got her dads rifle! I grabbed the camera and ran the hell out of there. My friend saw me running and heard the gunshots. He ran out the front door while I took the back. She shot at us while we ran. a bullet just grazed my ankle, it was nothing major and would heal on its own. I got back to my house and got scholded by my parents.

The next day at school, all the goth kids looked at us wierd. I gave my friend the $30 which I stole from my brother.

Late at night we went to her house again. Time to get revenge. We egged her house and spray pained crosses all over it.

Then we got in through the back door which she stupidly left unlocked, we were dressed in our KKK howlloween costumes. We secured her fathers rifle. We slammed open her door. We fired a gunshot to wake her up. Then we raped her. Shows the bitch for shooting at us. Ater that we tied her up in the bathroom, shat and pissed on her, and put enough food in the toilet to last until her parents came back, lets see how she likes eating out of a toilet.

She never saw our faces that time, she didn't know who I was, and my friend used a fake name when acting goth.

She never told anyone about it, though, I would love to see her parents reaction to her new room. Im sure they will notice the various cum stains on her bed. We drew arrows pointing to those of coarse.

Items I stole from her house
Fathers rifle
underwear
some potato chips

Stupid goths, when will they learn. I hope she likes her bedroom, because all the black paint in the garrage had been used to write shit all over the house

Response to getting to goth pussy = easy Sep 13, 2007


At 9/13/07 10:03 PM, tenticlerape wrote: Ever notice those hot goth girlz in school?

... no...


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Wow. Something tells me you are lying.

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lol


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goth chicks usualy fall under the catagorie of crazy bitches who are always easy


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That was quite the story.


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Fake....
I am goth BTW.

GTFO.


I am gay.

WUT MAKES ME A BAD DEMOMAN?! Well... Fuck...

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At 9/13/07 10:03 PM, tenticlerape wrote: *Bullshit*

After reading it... It is obvious the story is fake, and you stole it from another site and/or person

Please dont do it again...


[HT]-Patrick

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VIDEO or its not real...

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At 9/13/07 10:09 PM, W35 wrote: That was quite the story.

and it shall be that forever. nothing more than a tall tale. as you can see the TC is holding a lolly pop, which makes him even less believable.


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THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

its not even funny

seriously this is so fucking epic its gotta live

PRETTY PLZ DEAR MODS :3

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i gotta think that half of me says ur lying and the other half says ur lying even more... and a part of me says ur telling the truth oddly enough...

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Needs more vampires.


I did Battle with Ron and Joe ruined it. Thanks a lot Joe.

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At 9/13/07 10:15 PM, Ramones-Fan wrote: im goth and im not allergic to crosses dumbass im a catholic and i go to church EVERY SUNDAY! actually im more punk but still

Dont copy me fabbot.


I am gay.

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At 9/13/07 10:12 PM, kenshi2 wrote: Fake....
I am goth BTW.

GTFO.
At 9/13/07 10:15 PM, Ramones-Fan wrote: im goth and im not allergic to crosses dumbass im a catholic and i go to church EVERY SUNDAY! actually im more punk but still

Wow...you guys are more like em-RAMONES-FAN?

WTF DUDE?

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You had me until 'hot goth girls'.


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Motion picture or it didnt happen. And I don't believe that goths are easy. Asshole.

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At 9/13/07 10:03 PM, tenticlerape wrote: Ever notice those fat dyke girlz in school? They are just like sluts, but you have to be goth and do their messed up little fantasy sex shit.

fixed.


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Fake or not, I was hard through the whole story.

Better than most fuckers here can think of.


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At 9/13/07 10:17 PM, kenshi2 wrote:
At 9/13/07 10:15 PM, Ramones-Fan wrote: im goth and im not allergic to crosses dumbass im a catholic and i go to church EVERY SUNDAY! actually im more punk but still
Dont copy me fabbot.

*cough*EMOBITCHCUNTLICKINGSONOFABITCHWHO BEATSITTOPOWERRANGERS!*cough*

Oh sorry, alergys are a bitch, what I said was you're a EMOBITCHCUNTLICKINGSONOFABITCHWHOBEATSIT TOPOWERRANGERS!

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At 9/13/07 10:18 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Motion picture or it didnt happen. And I don't believe that goths are easy. Asshole.

"I went downstairs and raided the fridge while my friend and her talked. I found a hole container full of chocolate icecream... yum... I ate like half of it and drank all the nesquick chocolate milk."
lol You're gonna be shitting bricks.

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i almost, ALMOST believed it until the end where you named the things you stole and said "her fathers rifle"

i doubt that. so very much
. this is BS


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Picture of said goth. Fappable please.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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I lol'd


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Most unbelievable thing I have read all day.

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Shut up, ass hole


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wow this is just wow. i have nothing to say. and the story is funny on some part's.


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At 9/13/07 10:03 PM, tenticlerape wrote:
Items I stole from her house
Fathers rifle

Because body would notice that.
Make like a goth and cut yourself.

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Obviously not true, but very entertaining.


Failing since 2007.

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BELIEVABLE ISN'T IT???

good story though.

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