im from italy so for me its pizza an pasta and.........................the dude that sailed the ocean blue was born here

Uhhh some guy from Poland found out the world is round. =\

Well... Our country invented the universe! So you all should be VERY thankful to us.

We have boomerangs and our Prime Minister looks like Danger Mouses sidekick.

What makes my country great is it's just right. Not large enough to be a target of nuclear attack or whatever, and just large enough to be a 1st world nation. Also, our meat pie is good. :)

At 4/12/07 04:38 AM, Dakurus wrote: What makes my country great is it's just right. Not large enough to be a target of nuclear attack or whatever, and just large enough to be a 1st world nation. Also, our meat pie is good. :)

Plus Tasmania is smaller then America's southern states, so we have less incest.

And theres we have (well, our stereotypes) have awesome accents.

And when we get stereotyped on shows it's actually funny and not just the same old crap.

And we have a bite in out country. Italy is a boot though.

I'll think of something good shortly.

a joke (that sucks)about italy

french man:why did the italians leave italy?

italian man:i dont know

french man:becuase they got the boot

italian man:u son of a bitch feel may pizza wrath

At 4/12/07 04:34 AM, eddyman wrote: wat makes ur country special?

Australia Pwns you n00bS cAUse ItS KewL n sHIzz :)

but seriously i like australia cause the weather owns everyone elses
Winter: 30 + Autumn: 30 + Spring: 30 + Summer: 80 +

Hey, dont diss Italy even though I'm not italian. They invented many things.

We don't have war, tornados, earthquakes, avalanches, hurricanes or any other natural disasters... That often. We have nice weather (everywhere except Melbourne, poo.) and we invented the BBQ! (Probably not, but we use it most.)

Wow, a shitload of Australians. It must be the prime time of posting right now over there?

Are all the Americunts sleeping? Is that why there's no "because we're the land of god" -posts?

At 4/12/07 04:46 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Hey, dont diss Italy even though I'm not italian. They invented many things.

ill diss my country if i feel like it
Strozzno di toa madre

At 4/12/07 04:46 AM, Rebbay wrote: We don't have war, tornados, earthquakes, avalanches, hurricanes or any other natural disasters... That often. We have nice weather (everywhere except Melbourne, poo.) and we invented the BBQ! (Probably not, but we use it most.)

What was that poo remark you made?
You bagging Melbourne?
And we do have tornadoes/hurricanes, we had one a week ago that hit the western Australian Mines. Din't we?

At 4/12/07 04:48 AM, eddyman wrote:

At 4/12/07 04:46 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Hey, dont diss Italy even though I'm not italian. They invented many things.

ill diss my country if i feel like it
Strozzno di toa madre

No not you someone else.

Legendary bands. Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Iron Maiden, Muse. All English.

At 4/12/07 04:49 AM, Theslav wrote:

What was that poo remark you made?
You bagging Melbourne?
And we do have tornadoes/hurricanes, we had one a week ago that hit the western Australian Mines. Din't we?

I'm not bagging Melbourne, just our weather. I live there/here, depending where you live. And yeah, we had a couple of hurricanes a few weeks back. There goes my point...

Yup. It's 6:52PM in Australia. Australia is up and posting and America is probably fast asleep.

italy still kicks ur ass with food and weather live in the south always hot summer 30+ winter20+ live in the north summer 25+ winter -5 which is good for snowbroding and cuddling next to a fire with ur girlfriend

At 4/12/07 04:51 AM, Rebbay wrote:
I'm not bagging Melbourne, just our weather. I live there/here, depending where you live. And yeah, we had a couple of hurricanes a few weeks back. There goes my point...

Yer i live in melbourne :)
But we still kick Arse!

Vegemite.

Ftw

America isn`t all that special.

_:

At 4/12/07 04:34 AM, eddyman wrote: im from italy so for me its pizza an pasta and.........................the dude that sailed the ocean blue was born here

pizza may have been invinted in italy but it was perfected in brookland, new york, usa.
and pasta was created by noodles from china, so really china made pasta, without the tomato sause.
colombis sponsored spain so that doesnt count. plus he didnt even find america.

what is so great about a country that the people live with their parents even after age 30. talk about total losers. live in your basement playing D&D and still being a virgin?

america is great because we created electricity, cars, the internet, airplane, trains, tv, movies, and soda.

without america, the world would be no where. still back in the midevil times.

america used to be good till that brit george bush came over, lied about being born in america, and became president, then have his son be president too.

ok so there are only aussies on ng and i think im the only italian in newgrounds ...I'm so fucked

I live in the land of gods.

At 4/12/07 05:21 AM, eddyman wrote: ok so there are only aussies on ng and i think im the only italian in newgrounds ...I'm so fucked

Oh theres plenty of Americans, too. Its just 5:23 in the morning here so most are sleeping.

pizza may have been invinted in italy but it was perfected in brookland, new york, usa.
and pasta was created by noodles from china, so really china made pasta, without the tomato sause.
colombis sponsored spain so that doesnt count. plus he didnt even find america.

what is so great about a country that the people live with their parents even after age 30. talk about total losers. live in your basement playing D&D and still being a virgin?

america is great because we created electricity, cars, the internet, airplane, trains, tv, movies, and soda.

wtf italians dont even know about d$d they now about D$G of an italy has lots of fashoin dudes and im saying colobis was born in italy you dumb fuck
oh an fuck boston

If ANYONE says New Zealand is the best you must be retarded.
I mean NZ the only country stupid enough to have there toughest gang called the "Bra Boys"

are u serious theres a gang called bra boys hahahahha bunch of gays

At 4/12/07 05:20 AM, HogWashSoup wrote: pizza may have been invinted in italy but it was perfected in brookland, new york, usa.

Wrong. They perfected it to Americans view. To Italians however, they just made it greasy as fuck. Suits America.

and pasta was created by noodles from china, so really china made pasta, without the tomato sause.

Wrong. Arabs did. Try again.

colombis sponsored spain so that doesnt count. plus he didnt even find america.

How does that not count? They found a country. Doesn't matter it wasn't a huge ass country. It's Italy, not England.

what is so great about a country that the people live with their parents even after age 30. talk about total losers. live in your basement playing D&D and still being a virgin?

So you explained just below.

america is great because we created electricity, cars, the internet, airplane, trains, tv, movies, and soda.

So thats what's good about America? Cars that were invented by the Chinese, French, Germans and the Swiss. Airplanes that were first invented by the English and French. Want me to go on with the rest?

without america, the world would be no where. still back in the midevil times.

Sure it will be. Except most inventions were done by everyone else. Or is that cheating?

america used to be good till that brit george bush came over, lied about being born in america, and became president, then have his son be president too.

Got any proof of that or are you talking out of your ass in a narrow-minded attempt to make your country seem better than it really is?

At 4/12/07 05:27 AM, eddyman wrote: are u serious theres a gang called bra boys hahahahha bunch of gays

Yer the made a documenteray/movie about it! lol

And if anyone watched "The Chasers war on everything" last night they wouldve seen the funniest skit ever on them!