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Fuckin' wedding.

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Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:05:25


I am not a "wedding" type of man. I actually despise them with a passion so hardcore that I could call it a hobby. But, I was pissed off that I wasn't invited to this... particular wedding.

A few of you know that I am a Jehovah's Witness. Which means there is generally stronger dating "rules", I guess you could say; none until you are mature enough to handle a family. Anyways, since I don't plan to babble, long story short:

I was living normal, angsty teenage life.
Girl that lives in town 3 hours away saw me a few times.
She basically stalks me.
She does everything that she can just so she can get down here and see me.
And after all of this, I finally "fall" for her.

Alright, with that out of the way, her sister got married yesterday. And I know her sister and her family well, as well as her sisters' fiance.

And I wasn't invited.

You know, seeing how I'm a JW and I'm 15 so thus I can't see her that often, it really pisses me off that I wasn't invited to this wedding. Another thing that bugs me; people that knew neither the bride or the groom were invited.

But I wasn't.

>:(


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:08:23


Maybe you weren't invited because you hate weddings.

No-one likes a party pooper.

Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:09:47


At 3/11/07 11:08 AM, Raguel wrote: Maybe you weren't invited because you hate weddings.

No-one likes a party pooper.

I like party poopers >:[


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:10:25


Maybe it's because they knew you are a Jahova's Witness and didn't want you handing out flyers to everyone.

haha oh I am brutal. Sorry.

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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:11:41


At 3/11/07 11:09 AM, VeinDigger wrote:
At 3/11/07 11:08 AM, Raguel wrote: Maybe you weren't invited because you hate weddings.

No-one likes a party pooper.
I like party poopers >:[

No you don't.

Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:12:02


Well first off, this is going to probably get you a bunch of crap from the other posters, but I actually feel for you man, although I don't know why you would be invited to her sisters wedding ....

In my own case (mostly because I think JW and other people are fucked up, no offense) I would say fuck it and try to get to her no matter how. She obviously likes you, and you say you like her. Fuck being a JW man. Live life.


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:13:03


At 3/11/07 11:10 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Maybe it's because they knew you are a Jahova's Witness and didn't want you handing out flyers to everyone.

Haha :)

It was a JW wedding :O

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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:16:42


At 3/11/07 11:13 AM, ZENON wrote:
At 3/11/07 11:10 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Maybe it's because they knew you are a Jahova's Witness and didn't want you handing out flyers to everyone.
Haha :)
It was a JW wedding :O

Ah well then there's really no excuse and I'd be somewhat pissed off aswell. Your little lady friend could have at least put in a good word for you to come. Weddings are alright. I do enjoy the food greatly though. That's really the only reason I've gone to a few weddings.


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:18:34


At 3/11/07 11:12 AM, Cory-UVP wrote: In my own case (mostly because I think JW and other people are fucked up, no offense)

Trust me, you're not the first to think it. I get used to hearing peoples opinions about how much I suck.

I would say fuck it and try to get to her no matter how.

So far, the best we can do is see each other on breaks from school. Like, I'll be seeing her for a week next month. I'm looking forward to that.

She obviously likes you, and you say you like her. Fuck being a JW man. Live life.

She's a JW as well bro. But yeah, I get what you mean.


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:20:19


I grew up a Jehovah's Witness..... I feel sooooooooo sorry for you. And it's not just more strict dating rules. No drugs, no sex, no swearing, no R rated films, no porn, no holidays, no fun at fucking all. -_-


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:23:27


At 3/11/07 11:20 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: I grew up a Jehovah's Witness..... I feel sooooooooo sorry for you. And it's not just more strict dating rules. No drugs, no sex, no swearing, no R rated films, no porn, no holidays, no fun at fucking all. -_-

He can't talk to you. You've been disfellowshipped.

He can't speak to any of us actually.

Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:27:57


At 3/11/07 11:23 AM, Raguel wrote:
At 3/11/07 11:20 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: I grew up a Jehovah's Witness..... I feel sooooooooo sorry for you. And it's not just more strict dating rules. No drugs, no sex, no swearing, no R rated films, no porn, no holidays, no fun at fucking all. -_-
He can't talk to you. You've been disfellowshipped.

Actually I wasn't, I simply stopped going, plus I was never bapisted to begin with.

He can't speak to any of us actually.

And talking with us is at his own risk, he just has to "be careful" or some lame bulshit... actually it's been 3 years I don't know or care.


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:30:41


You should have crashed it.
Also, I was misled by the topic title. Sounded like a giant orgy. >:(


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:42:39


At 3/11/07 11:27 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: And talking with us is at his own risk, he just has to "be careful" or some lame bulshit...

Oh noez on t3h interdick there is sexual predatorz!11 OH FUK


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:47:24


At 3/11/07 11:42 AM, ZENON wrote:
At 3/11/07 11:27 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: And talking with us is at his own risk, he just has to "be careful" or some lame bulshit...
Oh noez on t3h interdick there is sexual predatorz!11 OH FUK

No I meant cause we're evil and all think god is just some retards wet dream...


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Response to Fuckin' wedding. 2007-03-11 11:48:09


At 3/11/07 11:30 AM, MetalDart wrote: You should have crashed it.

I had no means of going :( I considered it, but then I couldn't find a ride.

Also, I was misled by the topic title. Sounded like a giant orgy. >:(

Maybe it was. Maybe I was missing out more than I thought I was :U


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