I'm an Ass Man

[ViolentAJ]

I was thinking of Chisato, and her Japanese ass. Thinking of beating those yellow cakes, when this song popped into my head:

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

Ohh, childhood memories of yesteryear.

[Lost-Wisdom]

I like the original better.

But I think you're version is good also.
You did make this up right?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Light crispy wafers.
Layered with chocolate creme.

Butterfinger Wafers. Follow the crisp.

[fli]

Japanese has no ass...
Fit your demographic, man...

Find some ghetto boot.

[ViolentAJ]

At 2/22/07 01:58 AM, Hycran wrote: a bunch of biggote racist bullshit.

I'm not an alt. You have forgotten to take into the account that I am Black, that's why I am hated so much.

This is the original version with my comments.

[Mind-Edge]

At 2/22/07 01:58 AM, Hycran wrote: Youre also a raving faggot lunatic that is dispised by the entire bbs, nay, even the world. Thats why im not even convinced youre a real person. Only an alt could be this hated.

I heard he's black.

[ViolentAJ]

At 2/22/07 02:00 AM, fli wrote: Japanese has no ass...

Yes they do. Their asses just aren't gross and flabby and too big. Japanese girls have cute buns IMO.

Fit your demographic, man...

Find some ghetto boot.

No thanks. I'm not into ghetto girls. I like Japanese girls, and Japanese girls only. If that makes me a bad man, so be it. If that means that I am disowned from the Black race, then maybe I can get a job and a Japanese wife, good riddance.

[TrinityOfTriforce]

Salty peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountaintops, and waterfalls of caramel, prancing nougat in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction to the world!

[sonicmega]

I hate to say this, ViolentAJ, but I think you're even more hated than ME.

And THAT'S bad.

[ViolentAJ]

A;right. Since you people love my singing so much, and you enjoyed my "Shawtey Diss" from my new album, "Beatin' Dem Yellow Cakez", I'm going to let you guys listen to another one of my hit singles off oy my album "Tight and Hairy". The song's called "Underwear". Here it is.

http://media.putfile.com/Underwear-79

[ViolentAJ]

http://media.putfile.com/Powerhosting-You

Another one of my delightful songs.

[SadisticMonkey]

Oh won't you please just FUCK OFF AND DIE.

[CorpseGrinderClock]

You're an ass allright, but you're not a man by any definition

[DevourerJay]

if you want to see asses, look at my sig... those are some nice ones... either way, what someone said is SO true, jap/asian girls have no ass unless they are fat...

[ViolentAJ]

At 2/22/07 03:22 AM, MissingNYC wrote: if you want to see asses, look at my sig... those are some nice ones... either way, what someone said is SO true, jap/asian girls have no ass unless they are fat...

Not true. Japanese girls have cute buns. To me, Black/Latrina asses are too big and disgusting. A shapely Japanese ass is delicious.

[LOLIMKEWL]

OH FUCK A BLACK MAN!

[LockDown68]

At 2/22/07 03:49 AM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 2/22/07 03:22 AM, MissingNYC wrote: if you want to see asses, look at my sig... those are some nice ones... either way, what someone said is SO true, jap/asian girls have no ass unless they are fat...

Not true. Japanese girls have cute buns. To me, Black/Latrina asses are too big and disgusting. A shapely Japanese ass is delicious.

Lmfao I'm mad that you put that in your sig ^^ I soooo shouldn't have showed you guys that link.... I have influenced the new generation and

Asian = No Ass Teeny Eyes

[DevourerJay]

At 2/22/07 03:49 AM, ViolentAJ wrote:

Not true. Japanese girls have cute buns. To me, Black/Latrina asses are too big and disgusting. A shapely Japanese ass is delicious.

dude! thay hardly have any! no joke, i knew japanese & koran girls in HS, and i see asians sometimes at work, they are skinny and assless, or fat with asses, i havent seen 1, with a decent ass, now decent to me is like Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, or most of the girls in my sig link. but girls like cristina aguilara and stuff, too skinny, so i guess you could say i like them a little big, but not fat like 60% of black girls.... (im prolly gonna get yelled for that last part)

[LockDown68]

should;ve stuck with thick... that'd work much better but yes..... those girls in sig link are delicious....I keep thinking of fucking Borat when I think of number 9 lets make sexy party lmfao omg.... AJ is obsessed with yellow a lil too much..... maybe he thinks that since the eyes wont open they wont see him stealing from them.

[ViolentAJ]

I have seen plenty with decent asses. Chisato has a great ass IMO. Also, Miyami, the girl that I fucked, had a great pair of buns; neither of them are fat. There is also a girl named Minami that had a great hourglass shape. She isn't fat (yet), so she has about a year's worth of tagging left in her (but she eats too damned much).

[Rule]

Ghetto asses are a no-no.They've been hit before, and....eww. This includes half the population of girls that are black and latin from either New York, Philadelphia, ect.(All the other ghetto states where school standards doesn't meet)

Now Asian asses, they're only a few big ones, and I'd like to hit one right now. But If I had to choose an ass, I'm sticking with the non-ghetto black girls, if there even exist one.

[TacticalShoe]

AJ, please don't gay up the theme song for Badass Billy Gun with your Japanese fetishism that no one cares about. Please fucking go to Japan and stay there.

[Silver-Glint]

I think that a japanese girl has a restraining order on you. You need to be careful with this obsession of yours... And black guys don't get Japanese girls.. They get white sluttish girls.

>:(

[Shuko]

A guy's butt is pretty important. I like it to be hard and tough... but at least kind of squeezy. :P

As for whether Asian women have asses or not, I dunno. Maybe that's why they prefer to sit on their knees so often? (insert inappropriate Japanese joke here to piss off AJ).

I'm afraid to click on those sound links. Can anyone tell me what his voice is like before I try it?

[NeoSoviet]

At 2/22/07 12:35 PM, KemCab wrote: Obviously, since all Japanese chicks are flat.

It`s true... if you see a Japanese chick with big bobs it`s just a psychological effect from all the fapping.

And in pornos ? Those are just cool 3D effects. Trust me, it`s just like this. Actually, Japanses woman don`t even exist, they are a figment of our imaginations.

[Jon]

At 2/22/07 01:57 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: But I think you're version is good also.
You did make this up right?

I believe it's an old theme song for the wrestler Mr Ass (now Billy Gunn)

[ViolentAJ]

At 2/22/07 01:14 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 2/22/07 01:57 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: But I think you're version is good also.
You did make this up right?

I believe it's an old theme song for the wrestler Mr Ass (now Billy Gunn)

Yes it is. Good times, good times.

[0peth]

At 2/22/07 02:00 AM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 2/22/07 01:58 AM, Hycran wrote: a bunch of biggote racist bullshit.

I'm not an alt. You have forgotten to take into the account that I am Black, that's why I am hated so much.

HAHHAHAHAHHA.

I find you funny now.

[DevourerJay]

thats true! asians girls are flat like a 2by4!... unless they get implants... but then they look weird...
they need an ass implant ( Like J-Lo aka Jennifer Lopez), and boob implants... like 90% of hollywood.
but either way, if i was single and horny enough, i'd tap an asian girl... but her bony hips would hurt...

[Cereal]

Hey guys look at me I fucked some ugly ass rice farmer, now I can't shut the fuck up about it, normally girls always tell me to fuck off because I'm a scrawny ugly faggot, but when I went to japan some slut had sex with me! I also think being black is an accomplishment, thats why in every post I always say im black, then the name of some random Asian slut.