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Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse

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Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:21:47


So being the college minded adults we are my roommate and I discussed what would be worse, a girl getting punched on her boobs or a guy getting kicked in the balls. Me being of sound mind insisted that getting kicked in the balls is a much worse feeling, but he claims a girl who gets punched/slapped on her boobs is much worse. So I shall leave this debate for the fine mature newgrounders to resolve this queery. I encourage both men and women to join.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:22:51


I once hit my sister in the chest and she started crying, but ballkicks are quite painful as well.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:23:30


Not the boys in blue!

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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:23:35


I've NEVER seen a girl crumple over on the floor, writhing in pain, because she got punched in the boob. I've never heard of a girl having to go home from school because she was punched in the boob. I've never seen a grown girl cry because she got punched in the boob. I've never seen a girl puke because she got punched in the boob.

Getting kicked in the balls is worse.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:25:45


i think the Balls hurt more because in pb i saw a guy who was squeezing a girl boobs and the girl made no sounds.So it did not hurt


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:27:46


From my point of view, I rather get my boobs punched hard than endure getting a ball-kicking.
I mean, it DOES hurt, but not to the point of excruciating pain of getting your boys kicked.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:29:04


Boobs don't swell up and turn yellow then cause you to piss blood. Testicals are more important for reproduction then breasts are.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:29:44


Balls boobs hurt if slapped if pregnant or their on there period, but other then balls hurt more.

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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:30:15


Balls. Definitely.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:33:28


how about we keep hitting balls against boobs and see who goes down first.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:34:21


At 2/1/07 08:33 PM, LATECKS wrote: Probably balls. Otherwise, how could girls get their boobs squeezed in porn movies?

But of course they're just acting


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:35:01


At 2/1/07 08:33 PM, LATECKS wrote: Probably balls. Otherwise, how could girls get their boobs squeezed in porn movies?

I love how you have to reference porn movies because you fail at doing the action yourself.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:35:25


Imagine if your balls broke. THere isn't a surgery for that.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:36:24


Balls MUST be worse. At least the chick can have kids after she gets hit there.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:37:33


Whoever argues for boobs being more sensitive is a jackass.

Think about it; breasts are pretty much fat deposits with nipples. While the nipples are sensitive, blunt force causes far less pain to nipples than they do to balls. First, testicals basically hang in the scrotum, with no direct support. They are also easier to hit directly, as punching a breast will distribute the force over the breast, aas nipples are usually somewhat small, and a fist will cover more than the areola. Then, the breasts have "elastic" properties, if you will. They're softer than testicals, which are hard, and won't bend or stretch or flex to respond to force, causing more damage.

Balls are sensitive.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:38:32


At 2/1/07 08:23 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I've NEVER seen a girl crumple over on the floor, writhing in pain, because she got punched in the boob.

End of topic.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:42:48


Testicle injuries > mammary attacks

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:44:17


At 2/1/07 08:38 PM, Michael wrote: Girls have a higher tolerance for pain, take that into account.

What makes you say that? Childbirth? Take into account the excruciating pain that comes with childbirth. That's pretty much hours of screaming and moaning, and that's with the nervous system pumping the body with natural anaesthetics. Just because women generally experience a certain extremely painful experience doesn't mean they can take more pain than men. If men bore children as well, I'd assume that their reaction to birth would be roughly the same.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:46:51


At 2/1/07 08:44 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
At 2/1/07 08:38 PM, Michael wrote: Girls have a higher tolerance for pain, take that into account.
What makes you say that? Childbirth? Take into account the excruciating pain that comes with childbirth. That's pretty much hours of screaming and moaning, and that's with the nervous system pumping the body with natural anaesthetics. Just because women generally experience a certain extremely painful experience doesn't mean they can take more pain than men. If men bore children as well, I'd assume that their reaction to birth would be roughly the same.

I didn't explain that as well as I wanted to. What I mean is, concerning pain on such a huge level, pain tolerance won't do jack shit. It's going to hurt, and that's that. Gender plays little to no role in that kind of pain.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:51:21


i think that its much worse pain for a guy to get kicked in the balls then a girl hit in he boobs, though in all fairness men show less pain when they feel it as when girls feel it so i think they may be exaggerating

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:51:28


You can squeeze boobs pretty hard and it will be pleasurable, if you squeeze balls hard enough you could pass out.


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:53:40


Hey how are you? BAM i get kicked in the balls, yes painful and blue....
Next Day...
Hey sweetie remember me?
POW Right in the tit.
Congratulations whore, you now have tit cancer, my balls well they are ok, i do not get women pregnant now, thank you i dont have to worry about kids anymore, blessings from my compliments, now go get some therapy before you die. :)

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:54:10


A hit 2 a girls b00bs makes them cry in pain?

Coolio!


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Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:54:25


I've seen many girls get hit lightly in the boob before and all they say is oww and start laughing about it, so with this information, I decided to hit myself with about equal force as I saw... Well, I'd say, balls hurt more, I hit lightly and I still felt a lot of pain...

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:54:31


If you kick a girl in the lower stomach, I'm sure that will hurt pretty bad. Also, if you hit her hard enough, she won't be able to have kids. Aim low guys, and even the playing feild.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:57:19


Squeeze nipple vigoursly, just tried it on my girl... Works pretty good, looks painful too...

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 20:57:40


Balls are worse and god put them in the most vurnerable spot. It also sucks that all the dumbassess in school have to Bangkok somebody. That is where you sneak up behind someone and punch them in the balls from behind.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 21:34:40


Balls are much, much worse. You can actually die from very severe trauma to the testicles.

Besides, have you ever seen a girl curl up, cry and vomit because she got hit in the boob?

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 21:45:25


I'm sure they both have an equal amount of pain involved. Usually women don't like it when you punch them in the boobs, and the same thing obviously applies to a man taking a hard hit to the nads.

Response to Boobs vs Balls: Which is Worse 2007-02-01 21:54:20


At 2/1/07 08:42 PM, Gendo wrote: Testicle injuries > mammary attacks

A Titty-twister or a kick in the nuts, hm.... =p