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2-Air Soft Shotgun
3-Air Soft Uzi
4-Nail
5-Rail Spike
6-Tazer
7-Baseball bat
8-Staple Gun
9-Garbage Can
10-Fireball Launcher
11-Florescent Light Tube
12-Brass Knuckles
13-Guitar
14-Frying pan
15-Thumbtacks
16-Tennis Racket
17-Shovel
18-Sledgehammer
19-Television
20-Vase
21-Window Pane
22-Cheese Grater
23-Steel Chair
24-Rolling Pin
25-Cookie Sheet
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28-Table
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:42:57

How exactly do you modify a tennis racket?

snayk
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:44:16

Short Circuted Window Pane

A window pane is not a weapon, and how can it short circuit if it has no electricity?

I have the shittiest weapon of them all.

D:<

Unless you count Broken Cookie Sheet
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:45:45

Barbed wire wrapped thumb tacks.

Ouch


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:46:39

What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

SpacePig
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:47:31

Sawed-off cookie sheet... surely scissors would have sufficed for this creation?

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:48:27

Poisoned Baseball bat? As if getting beaten to a pulp wasnt bad enough, now i gotta deal with this deadly nerve poison


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:48:33

At 1/29/07 01:46 PM, flash-reaper wrote: What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

Die of poisoning playing baseball.... for a laugh?

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:49:46

A sawed off tazer... hmmmm...


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:50:00

the hell...
a short circuted cookie sheet...
how the fuck am i supposed to kill someone with that?!


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Aivi
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:50:16

Tempest Thumbtacks?


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:50:45

Wow a poisoned garbage can. Wtf am I going to do with that?


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:51:11

modified rollingpin. best ever, mebbe it shoots laser beams of doom.


Mess With the Best...Die Like the Rest.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:51:37

At 1/29/07 01:46 PM, flash-reaper wrote: What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

holy shit dude, we have the same b-day

July 7th represent

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SpacePig
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:51:53

The main problem is that most of the combinations would make a perfectly fine weapon completely useless..... Maybe try 12 different nuts and their recipes? Like pine nut sausages?

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:52:32

Rusted window pane.

More like RUSTED WINDOW PAIN!


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:53:28

Poisoned Glass Bottle.
Lying in the grass.

ouch
SpacePig
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:53:35

At 1/29/07 01:52 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Rusted window pane.

More like RUSTED WINDOW PAIN!

May i suggest "RUSTED WINDOW OF PAIN!!!!1one"?

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:55:28

A double steel chair....so its a sofa or something

23rd March

I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:56:48

Barbed wire wrapped Sledgehammer?
-_-
I wanna a Bazzoka :D

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:57:52

At 1/29/07 01:53 PM, SBB wrote: Poisoned Glass Bottle.
Lying in the grass.
ouch

YOu got the same birthday as me.

Faggot. I'm not unique anymore.
LoneThePwnage
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:59:22

Blood-stained window pane.

StrawberryFFuck
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 13:59:58

October-Short Circuted
17-Shovel
wtf thats useless

Crusty-Wiwuh
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:00:07

Tempered Guitar

I think I win

Peacekid
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:00:21

Double Window-Pane?


Right behind you

Damian
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:01:00

wtf wooden rolling pin?

juraj
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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:01:15

Ha! Sawed off vase! You can actually hurt someone with that.

But poisoned baseball bat... ROTFL

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:01:16

a wooden table! yeehaw! =P

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 14:01:27

October-Short Circuted
30-Tire Iron

Short circuted Tire Iron.

Maybe it fits me, since I am small, but a tire iron.