When you've just managed to:
1) get enough money to buy your own house in a nice town
2) get hired in a weathly company by a boss who has taken a real shine to you
3) get engaged to a pretty lady that you believe you'll be able to spend the rest of your days with.
Now THAT would be bad timing.
Your getting married.
Imagine in the wedding when the dude says "You may kiss the bride" Your about to kiss her and then you get a heart attack infront of everyone and your wife :(
birthday
christmas
NYE
would really fuck up the evnt for everyone else, not to mention missing out on a great partay!
just as you walk into your boss's office, smile in face, tell him to shove his job up his arse, then slam your resignation letter onto his desk.
*drop, twitch, fart*
"oh FFS!"
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At 1/1/07 09:55 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: While playing a game of charades
Lol yeah. What am I?
"Errrm...Dad?"
You're fighting Chuck Norris and you're about to win (Yah that'd never happen)
At 12/31/06 07:02 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: What would be the worst time to die?
Mine would be when your at someones funeral and suddenly get a massive heartattack.
That would be a bad moment.
Right after being PUBLICLY humiliated.
"Just take her hand, Have fun leading her through all the wrong doors"
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giving your head boy election speech
god that would really fuck up the school
At 12/8/07 08:58 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: During a wank.
That would have to be one hell of a wank. xD
"Just take her hand, Have fun leading her through all the wrong doors"
-Mozart Season- -Groupie without teh secs-
At 12/8/07 09:27 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 12/8/07 09:25 PM, Hophead wrote:Michael Hutchence.At 12/8/07 08:58 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: During a wank.That would have to be one hell of a wank. xD
Thats how he died?
"Just take her hand, Have fun leading her through all the wrong doors"
-Mozart Season- -Groupie without teh secs-
At 12/8/07 09:30 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 12/8/07 09:28 PM, Hophead wrote: Thats how he died?Yes. He was the founder of the group INXS. He was choking himself on the door to his hotel room to heighten his pleasure and he fucked up.
now kids thats why when you do that you always need a spoter
bro at me come
Right after having sex with the hottest chick in the world. God would just be hatting on you cuz you scored on a hot chick and he didn't lol.
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At 12/8/07 09:35 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 12/8/07 09:34 PM, 2DopeManiac wrote: on the shitterAh, the classic Elvis.
yeah but no pill overdose like, someone coming in and like shanking you while your dropping the kids off would just be terrible
oh and speaking of dying and shitting is someone was going to exicute me mafia style my dying wish would to go get a pack of depends
At 12/31/06 07:04 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: On the toilet. Takin a poo. It's be funny to see the faces of the people who found you though...
Ahh.. juvenile thoughts.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I totally lol'd that!!!!!
Just as the hottest girl in the world takes off her bra, you die. Don't even get to see the twins. You're also a virgin and was going to have sex with her. Worst ever.
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