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My dog has stopped breathing.

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My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:13:04


What do I do? He's very old, and he doesn't do much. I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:13:51


or maybe shoot him

No ma, he's my dog... I'll do it.


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:14:43


Wait, isn't he already dead if he isn't breathing? X_x

Let him die in peace.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:14:55


put a mirror under his nose, and then call the local police for a free gun.
or just call the animal shelter


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:15:15


What's the point of shooting it, if apparently it doesn't breath (WHICH KINDA MEANS DEATH, YES?).

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:15:21


Let him die or get to the vet.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:16:55


:(

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:17:26


take it to the vets


Fuck the mainstream.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:19:44


At 12/18/06 01:13 PM, KillPresident wrote: What do I do? He's very old, and he doesn't do much. I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.

just like in of mice and men :'(

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:20:13


At 12/18/06 01:16 PM, Crusty-Wiwuh wrote:
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NOOOO, TIMMY!

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:20:32


At 12/18/06 01:19 PM, AlergicToBullets wrote:
just like in of mice and men :'(

Oh my god don't make me cry ='(

Poor Lenny.. He was good really


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:20:52


Oh, dear. This happened to my dog a few years ago. He got very sick and then shit out his intestines.

My dog has stopped breathing.


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:21:34


He started coughing up blood so I put him in the bathtub and stabbed him to death. He didn't last much longer after the first 5 or so stabs, but he died pretty quickly, which is good.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:30:00


At 12/18/06 01:21 PM, KillPresident wrote: He started coughing up blood so I put him in the bathtub and stabbed him to death. He didn't last much longer after the first 5 or so stabs, but he died pretty quickly, which is good.

Most stupid post ever? Maybe. Maybe..


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:31:13


OKAY IT WAS FAST, ONLY FIVE STABS. Nice one mate.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:32:52


hes probably to old to live so he cant breath. im sorry. :(

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:34:02


At 12/18/06 01:13 PM, KillPresident wrote: What do I do? He's very old, and he doesn't do much. I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.

what do I care?

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:34:11


At 12/18/06 01:20 PM, Synt4x-Err0r wrote: picture

I had a dog with no jaw like that once. He had cancer in his jaw bone so they had to remove it. We were going to get him a fake jaw, but they said they would have to crack open his chest, remove a rib, break the rib in half, and then attach the two peices to his face where the jaw use to be and hope that the bones would grow back to give him a new half-assed jaw.

We decided to not crack open his chest.


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:34:26


At 12/18/06 01:21 PM, KillPresident wrote: He started coughing up blood so I put him in the bathtub and stabbed him to death. He didn't last much longer after the first 5 or so stabs, but he died pretty quickly, which is good.

Ha ha ha, oh wow

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:34:50


At 12/18/06 01:34 PM, bluebolt wrote:
At 12/18/06 01:13 PM, KillPresident wrote: What do I do? He's very old, and he doesn't do much. I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.
what do I care?

Enough to gain +1 post apparently.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:35:13


Awww poor thing rest in peace..


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:35:32


Give it mouth to mouth!

or just take it to the vet

I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 13:38:15


Rape.


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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:00:12


an i the only one that finds this reetarted?

why r u sitting typing at NG while ur dog is not breathing...

take him to the vet... DURR

o and u r kinda reetarted and us hould never own an animal again. you stabbee him to death u fukin reetard, what if he was only kinda sick and u coulda taken him to the vet and have him take care of it?

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:02:22


my dog stoped brathing a few days ago to. he looked fine. no injuries, no sickness, no nothin'. but since then hes just been sleeping on the couch. it seems wierd. hes only 20. hes also starting to smell. its creeping me out.

P.S.
your dog sounds rapealishious


Latest Blog Entry - thx

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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:03:48


Help him to breath >:)

(Mouth to mouth)

My dog has stopped breathing.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:04:06


At 12/18/06 01:13 PM, KillPresident wrote: I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.

Do you live in a shack somewhere in Nebraska?

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:04:44


At 12/18/06 01:13 PM, KillPresident wrote: What do I do? He's very old, and he doesn't do much. I'm contemplating taking him outside and letting him die, or maybe shooting him.

dog can’t breath cause it lives in a crowded city

I have a friend, Mr. Smith, he would like to take care of ur dog and not rape it he’s a nice fella he has big house in the outskirts .. here’s his pic

My dog has stopped breathing.

Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 14:08:02


Wait for it, wait for it...

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!! </caps>

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Response to My dog has stopped breathing. 2006-12-18 15:20:35


Rape him.