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I fucking hate this kid

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I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:44:33


So I'm watching tv and I see an ad for a new album. Little did I know that this ad would almost make me choke on my own rage.

http://www.lilchris.co.uk/home/

Apparentally he was on some reality show that, thank God, I never saw any of. Naturally this means he deserves a record deal. The kid is like 12 and they're marketing him as some punk rock mini legend.

I kid you not, there is nothing about this site I don't hate; from the promotional photgraphs of this little cunt half smirking and wearing a cap sideways to the fact that when the curser moves over a link it turns into a little metal salute thingy. And this is before I even take into account the God awful "music" raping my ears.

I'm so glad I'm not the type of person to get worked up over shit like this.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of

the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:45:10


I have 5 copies of this CD.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:45:34


Sorry but the website is very nicely designed.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:46:13


I share your hatred for him. My ears are bleeding.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:46:16


Oh... my... god... he needs to die.


Who's your warden, baby?

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:46:28


I like the website layout.


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:47:18


"I remember the first time"

great lyrics

and that one note on the synth he's hitting

AMAZING!?!?!

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:47:39


At 12/15/06 09:45 PM, Dusty-Gorilla wrote: Sorry but the website is very nicely designed.

I'm sorry, but I second that notion. Horrible music though.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:47:43


What a horrendous site.

But music-wise, if this album was made by anyone other than a stupid 12-year-old, it would be regarded as a pop masterpiece by critics. Horrendous vocals aside, it's slightly catchy.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:48:52


I don't see what's so bad about it.


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:49:00


At 12/15/06 09:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 12/15/06 09:45 PM, Dusty-Gorilla wrote: Sorry but the website is very nicely designed.
I'm sorry, but I second that notion. Horrible music though.

maybe he's in the garage band club? he's got cred

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:49:03


Hey the game is kinda cool sorry.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:49:51


All good things eventually die. After time people will forget about it and they will live life as they normally would.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:51:32


Is that his voice, or is my computer crashing?


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:52:54


I wish I had a brick.
To throw at stuff.


I no longer have any pictures, animated gifs are not allowed here.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:53:23


Wow, pink and black checkerbox. That's an emo-cliché I've never seen before.
Oh my god this music is terrib-ohwuhf
Oh, uhh I think I'm gonna
OUHohUAHHHU0OUHHAwWahuhouhohWHWouhwuh
HYUOP

BLAHHUP

gluh


~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:53:46


That was singing? He sucks so much ass. Listening to him is so painful.


My smash code is 0258-9960-0246

Some moron from my school jumping over a car

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:54:41


At 12/15/06 09:51 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: Is that his voice, or is my computer crashing?

His voice causing your computer to crash, perhaps?

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:55:13


God he sucks balls.


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:55:43


Once he actually goes through puberty his career will be ruined; don't worry. His voice will not sound like a whiny 12 year old's then.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:55:59


OH JESUS. I was attempting to listen to it and its shitty techno beat, then all of a sudden "i remember the first time"(lyrics) pop up, and i instantly exit out. that kid looked so fake, i would beat his ass if i saw him.

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:56:46


Wow, pizza tastes so much better coming up than it does going down.

Anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah, that kid sings like a woman. He must be one of those boys who get's his nuts cut off so his voice stays high-pitched. All of his friends probably mock him for beeing a total fag.

You see, this is why a free-market is very bad.


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:58:36


Sounds like Michael Jackson.


TANKMAN THE GAME COMING SOON

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:59:22


the only thing I've ever seen of this........shit.... is its advert and it makes me want to bash my head in with a sledge hammer so I nolonger have to risk seeing it again. Every thing about the little shit from the way it looks to the thought that the "people" who made it are making money off of my annoience. I'm actaully in pain because of how sickened I am.

Or in other words >:(

Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 21:59:27


He tries so hard to sing in that Joey Ramone punk rock voice but fails miserably because his balls haven't dropped yet. What a little douche,


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 22:00:35


At 12/15/06 09:45 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I have 5 copies of this CD.

I got 10...


kiss my ass!

im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-15 22:01:22


I'm not sure who I hate more; the kid, or the people who are exploiting him.

Also, that little kid has never tagged a damn thing in his life and HE HAS NO RIGHT TO USE THE CORNA!


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-16 13:47:50


Hahaha. Looks like someone decided to stur up a little trouble over at their forums.
http://www.lilchris.co.uk/forum/dosearch.php? Cat=0&Forum=All_Forums&Name=6582&Searchpage=0 &Limit=25&&fromsearch=1&fromprof=1

The funny thing is that it was probably someone from newgrounds.


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-16 13:50:08


My ears!!!!I'm deaf!!!!I'm fucking deaf!!!Screw that kid!!!Argh!!!


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Response to I fucking hate this kid 2006-12-16 13:50:22


Great website, HORRIBLE music


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