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Penis? Penis.

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 13:43:27


At 9/26/06 01:03 PM, RyanTheRulest wrote: TimFrommeyer- Was this sposeda be like he was sticking his tongue out to catch snowflakes and then his tongue got stuck to a cockburster like a flagpole? Or does he just love cock so much that he can't help but lick even ones that just ended his life?

Well as obviously pictured, his search for a better life has ended with the fact that his penis is now half a meter closer to his head which makes it possible for him to finally give himself head. This means for his ongoing life no more styling up, no more leaving the bedroom, no more failing while trying to date a girl. It has finally all ended. and he has reached complete happyness right at this very moment outside on this wonderful gloomy winter evening.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 13:47:11


Bad Matt... BAD MATT

MUST TRY HARDER...

Seriously though, congrats to all

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the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 13:52:59


Alright...

the first place image was kinnda weird.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 14:23:48


A penis contest?! Have i missed something?


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 14:44:43


Bleh, good job guys, though i think there was plenty better for first place.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 14:55:44


Congrats to all winners.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:06:06


What the fuck?! A contest about the penis? Saw the pics, wierd shit....still pretty funny, still there were some pics better than 1st place winner....really disturbing yet entertaining!PENIS

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:15:26


HOW THE FUCK DID I MISSED THAT?! GOD.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:18:23


Penis contest?

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:32:55


ryan the rulests=WIN!

good job guys hilarious pictures serioiusly!


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:36:12


best contest ever

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:37:44


At 9/26/06 08:14 AM, ConAir wrote: The theme for October better be "Dick or Treat".

Haha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHHAHAA.

Oh man, if you could only see what I was thinking after reading that...

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 15:44:39


post count +1(i need it, ok?)

Congrats penis masters!!!


Hero to the world.

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 16:02:38


Are we ever going to see some vaginas on the Art forum??

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 16:22:58


Congratulations artists!


cos shotgun bullets are bad for yo health.

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 17:08:09


I think that the third should've got #1.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 17:16:05


Thats awesome!


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 17:22:44


well, Sweatpants won with like his first post on the BBS.

good for him


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 17:28:29


I think I could've done well in this contest, but I'm glad I still have my dignity.


Find a mountain to stand on.

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 17:35:15


I wish I could draw things other than MS Paint "masterpieces". :(

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 18:31:47


This thread does not deliver enough Penis! >:(


Bleh.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 18:37:19


If you were listed above, send me a PM with your mailing address and we'll send your shit out ASAP!

Is it supposed to say shit or shirt?


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 18:49:33


Congratulations folks, well deserved

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 19:23:26


I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

nah, j/k. Those are some pretty swell winners there =). congrats to them

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 20:30:09


At 9/26/06 01:03 PM, RyanTheRulest wrote: bucher- Very funny! And such a cute penis! (Ladies- take note, men love to hear this line)

thanks! i guarantee everyone who enjoyed cute mr. penis that he shall return... he shall return.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 20:47:45


good for the penises

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 21:20:09


the vote thing sounds like a really good idea


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 21:42:54


hold the phone... why is the topic penis?

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 22:46:18


lol! Congratulations on those people. Aren't we supposed to do something else here? :P


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-26 23:44:28


At 9/26/06 01:03 PM, RyanTheRulest wrote: Just a few I'd like to comment on... (in order of appearance)
JimmySavage- Did that guy just happen to walk upon that crazy situation and decided to join in on the mad crazy hot sick action?

Sure. You could look at in two ways. 1) He's a "friend" who's secretly in love with her and had been waiting around in order to take advantage of the right moment - he decided to make his move when she had a dick in her chest, or 2) He was carrying a Dick Chest Burster STD. She swallows his seed, out pops the dick.

Congrats to all the winners. Put those pics in your portfolios.


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