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Carlos Mencia!

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Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:29:19


Listen up. you aren't funny anymore. your gay pirates of the carribean annoyed me, your stereotype olympics pissed me off. I'm asian, my dicks a good 6.5 inches at 14, fuck you. at least you got the part about your own damn poor ass wetback parents jumping the fence part right.
i'm gay myself, i'm pretty damn sure not all of us act/talk like that.
stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.

unless its about white people.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:30:19


It's not like he can hear you. But yes, he does suck.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:30:44


He's so racist, what a fag.

He's not funny eithere :(

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:31:00


You dont care? More like he offended you. I dont like his comedy either but when you've been offended you can at least admit it.


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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:34:03


meh, he used to be funny, now he's taking advantage of being rich by becoming lazy and making unfunny jokes.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:34:32


What makes you think Carlos Mencia goes to this site? If you don't like him then keep it to yourself, because nobody gives a shit who you like and/or dislike. I doubt at 14 you have a cock that is even 1.5 molecules if you're lucky, you're an Asian, the biggest asian cock I have a ever seen is the size of a millimeter, Millimeter Peter. Honestly, don't rant, it gets very annoying.


Fudge dapping.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:36:17


At 9/1/06 07:34 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: What makes you think Carlos Mencia goes to this site? If you don't like him then keep it to yourself, because nobody gives a shit who you like and/or dislike. I doubt at 14 you have a cock that is even 1.5 molecules if you're lucky, you're an Asian, the biggest asian cock I have a ever seen is the size of a millimeter, Millimeter Peter. Honestly, don't rant, it gets very annoying.

Its a rant, the persons not supposed to read it, cause they mind might be scarred by our harsh words. get the fuck out of my topic if you dont wanna complain about him.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:36:20


PM him.

lol.

.

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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:39:33


At 9/1/06 07:38 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
unless its about white people.
Fuck you you ignorant piece of shit, dont say your offended cuz your a gay asian but say its cool to make fun of whites, your a dumbass and come back when you grow up, thank you

that was the joke, his jokes about white people utterly fail and make no sense.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:39:39


I don't get why he's getting paid, everyone can make up his jokes.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:40:46


At 9/1/06 07:39 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: that was the joke, his jokes about white people utterly fail and make no sense.

This thread utterly fails and makes no sense.


Fudge dapping.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:40:49


I don't like Carlos Mencia period.


Not needed, non needed, no one bled.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:41:12


At 9/1/06 07:39 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I don't get why he's getting paid, everyone can make up his jokes.

Somebody writes his jokes, that guy gets to live another week, and Carlos gets paid millions to say them on television.

lol

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:41:45


. at least you got the part about your own damn poor ass wetback parents jumping the fence part right.

unless its about white people.

wow Fuck you, racist piece of shit

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:42:33


I actually liked the gay pirates of the caribbean. I mean come on. It had Tracy Morgan and Bobby Lee. What more could you ask for on a boat full of gay pirates?

Oh yeah and Carlos preaches too much and sometimes contradicts himself but I usually like the side sketches he does.

Love him or hate em I guess.


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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:44:48


At 9/1/06 07:41 PM, Rebel_V_Elite wrote: wow Fuck you, racist piece of shit

earlier post.

At 9/1/06 07:42 PM, -fasdit- wrote: I actually liked the gay pirates of the caribbean. I mean come on. It had Tracy Morgan and Bobby Lee. What more could you ask for on a boat full of gay pirates?

execution by decapitation.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:44:49


At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.

It never was funny.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:46:31


At 9/1/06 07:44 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.
It never was funny.

I laugh at Asian jokes.

Never understood the black-people-love-chicken stereotype: as far as I know EVERYONE loves chicken.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:48:10


At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Listen up. you aren't funny anymore. your gay pirates of the carribean annoyed me, your stereotype olympics pissed me off. I'm asian, my dicks a good 6.5 inches at 14, fuck you. at least you got the part about your own damn poor ass wetback parents jumping the fence part right.
i'm gay myself, i'm pretty damn sure not all of us act/talk like that.
stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.
unless its about white people.

Your asian and gay? :S you never told me that! lol is that why you told me those things on msn! lol :P don't worry its our little secret lmao


You can be a paedo to me any time - Amaranthus

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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:49:23


I have never befor seen this man nor read his posts, but he sounds like a ass hole so i hope i never do meet him!

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:49:59


He's not funny anymore. He makes the same jokes over and over again.

He steals all his jokes. lol, Ebaum.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:50:08


yes, he isn't funny. he tries to be controversial. and fails at hiding it. like the bit with all the religious figures fighting, it was easy to see he only wanted to be controversial. he's a moron for saying that black people can't build cities, which is why they shouldn't let blacks re-vuild new orleans, and he said that its stupid that they even want to re-build at all because of the whole, below sea level thing. but just look at the netherlands! they are mostly under sea level! they are fine! he blames white people for slavery even though blacks started slavery in kawait, which is why they stopped the whole, "back to africa movement" . we bought the slaves from blacks and they still have slaves over there! i don't know why they bitch about it. bitch about the slave owners in nigeria and kawait, they still do it. and the chinese jokes are just rediculous! they hold no basis at all, he may as well say" all chinese people have crocodile heads for feet and the only way of communication is through bashing their own heads together to make a type of morse code." carlos mencia is an egotistical, ignorant racist who tries too hard to be controversial and gets money off of it. i say we get together and kill him with a molotiv cocktail. either that or put lye on his tounge and make him beg for the water which will only make it worse. >:D


Y bigbadron B Hatn?

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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:50:33


At 9/1/06 07:49 PM, SummersLove wrote: I have never befor seen this man nor read his posts, but he sounds like a ass hole so i hope i never do meet him!

Carlos Mencia is a guy on Comedy Central with a show to replace Dave Chappelle's. He's not a user here.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:50:44


At 9/1/06 07:47 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: C) Grow a bigger penis so he doenst have to lie

Tight pants?

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:52:19


At 9/1/06 07:50 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:47 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: C) Grow a bigger penis so he doenst have to lie
Tight pants?

Put it in his ear.


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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:53:19


At 9/1/06 07:50 PM, Mr_Anarchy wrote: we bought the slaves from blacks and they still have slaves over there! i don't know why they bitch about it.

Because the status "slave" is defined differently on the two continents. Namely, defined as subhuman in America.

Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:54:11


At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
i'm gay myself, i'm pretty damn sure not all of us act/talk like that.

well lolz

thats funny and mencia is hilarouis

everyone is entitled to "there own opinion"

In your perspective...keep it to your self

Anti-anything is not alowwed on ng

:D

have a good day eh?


-only as good as the weakest link-

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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 19:59:41


At 9/1/06 07:39 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:38 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
unless its about white people.
Fuck you you ignorant piece of shit, dont say your offended cuz your a gay asian but say its cool to make fun of whites, your a dumbass and come back when you grow up, thank you
that was the joke, his jokes about white people utterly fail and make no sense.

so you make one that utterly fails and makes no sense? hmm. you would seem retarded if you didn't like carlos mencia.

At 9/1/06 07:44 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote:
At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.
It never was funny.

lol, own.

At 9/1/06 07:46 PM, HeinousDude wrote


I laugh at Asian jokes.

Never understood the black-people-love-chicken stereotype: as far as I know EVERYONE loves chicken

umm, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. i hate chicken and i hate people who try and say that shit isn't almost true. you don't know how many times iv'e seen some fat black lady at a church dinner go " oh lawd! iz dat sum chikens!?!?" 946 times.

i used to live near new orleans, hence all the fat black women.

Y bigbadron B Hatn?

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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 20:01:24


guess what, this topic fails!

Carlos Mencia!


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Response to Carlos Mencia! 2006-09-01 20:02:36


At 9/1/06 08:01 PM, -Haze- wrote: guess what, this topic fails!

that pic FAILS!


Y bigbadron B Hatn?

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