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I'll help you out

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I'll help you out Jun 15, 2006


I'll give you advice if you do the following later today:

While you're having a converation with someone today eventually say WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES! LIIIES! and see how they react. If you do that I'll help you with a problem.

Response to I'll help you out Jun 15, 2006


I do that daily.

Help me.

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This girl won't get online, or answer phone calls.

I need to talk to her.

I'll do it if you help.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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At 6/15/06 02:00 AM, -Hierophant- wrote: This girl won't get online, or answer phone calls.

I need to talk to her.

I'll do it if you help.

Just wait. it's as simple as that.

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At 6/15/06 02:04 AM, Old_Drippy wrote:
At 6/15/06 02:00 AM, -Hierophant- wrote: This girl won't get online, or answer phone calls.

I need to talk to her.

I'll do it if you help.
Just wait. it's as simple as that.

But, wait. I was going to hang out with her. Tomorrow is like the only day she's free for the rest of the week.

"WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES! LIIIES!" will be said to her as soon as I see her again.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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What do I do when Im trying to write a song, but I lose my inspiration or forget the lyrics I was about to write down?

And dont suggest enregy drinks becuase its a school night and I cant stay up too late, even though its only 11:15 pm


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all right. I need you to give me advice on finding a boyfriend. I haven't had one since the end of April when the last one broke up with me.

Fuck him. I was in the middle about to go to my grandma's funeral when he dumped me.

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At 6/15/06 02:13 AM, Carn-Evil wrote: What do I do when Im trying to write a song, but I lose my inspiration or forget the lyrics I was about to write down?

And dont suggest enregy drinks becuase its a school night and I cant stay up too late, even though its only 11:15 pm

carry around a notepad. I do so I can remember good jokes for a cartoon I'm making.

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At 6/15/06 02:15 AM, Old_Drippy wrote:
At 6/15/06 02:13 AM, Carn-Evil wrote: What do I do when Im trying to write a song, but I lose my inspiration or forget the lyrics I was about to write down?

And dont suggest enregy drinks becuase its a school night and I cant stay up too late, even though its only 11:15 pm
carry around a notepad. I do so I can remember good jokes for a cartoon I'm making.

Might work, but notepads seem a bit, well nevermind. Ill just the shit on my cell phone.

Thanks though! =D


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At 6/15/06 02:14 AM, jellofan7 wrote: all right. I need you to give me advice on finding a boyfriend. I haven't had one since the end of April when the last one broke up with me.

Fuck him. I was in the middle about to go to my grandma's funeral when he dumped me.

don't try to hard to look for one. if you do then when you finally meet the right guy you'll act al weird and scare him off.

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At 6/15/06 02:24 AM, mistah_spahkle wrote:
At 6/15/06 01:57 AM, Old_Drippy wrote: I'll give you advice if you do the following later today:

While you're having a converation with someone today eventually say WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES! LIIIES! and see how they react. If you do that I'll help you with a problem.
ah, i see someone just read JTHM, eh? well i have some anal leakage and i dont know how to break it to my next door neighbor, how should i approach this situautioN?

you don't have to. get someone to buy you depends that you can wear for a little bit then see a doctor. it sounds weird but that's the only serious answer I can give you. will it work? it depends! XD

Response to I'll help you out Jun 15, 2006


I'd like help with how to earn myself some money. I am under 16 so no part-time job. Paper rounds are always full of thirteen year olds. Any ideas?


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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At 6/15/06 02:39 AM, Lost_Chances wrote: I'd like help with how to earn myself some money. I am under 16 so no part-time job. Paper rounds are always full of thirteen year olds. Any ideas?

sell your old stuff.