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Jesus

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Jesus 2003-02-08 09:30:05


Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?

Jesus

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 09:34:36


At least he thought he was, but if you don't believe in god how can you believe in jesus?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 10:37:42


At 2/8/03 09:30 AM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?

If the bible would be true, Jesus was made by God.
But doesn't the bilble also say EVERYONE is made by God?
I don't think he was a direct son of God (If he ever existed and if God exists).
He may have been thinking god sent him, like dr_Natch_Kilder said before me, but I don't know if it is all true!

The bible is a book some people wrote a long time ago, but I don't know if it is true what it says.
To be honest, I think it is not true and no God exists like the bible says: A man in the sky, which has megic powers and stuff. I don't think so.

By the way: What are all the pop-ups for in your BBS signature???

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 11:01:47


At 2/8/03 10:37 AM, Boco_the_Choco wrote: By the way: What are all the pop-ups for in your BBS signature???

What do you mean? Who has to answer this one?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 11:16:52


At 2/8/03 11:01 AM, Dr_Natch_Kilder wrote:
At 2/8/03 10:37 AM, Boco_the_Choco wrote: By the way: What are all the pop-ups for in your BBS signature???
What do you mean? Who has to answer this one?

Mister Chuckles must!
The link in his signature goes to a site (which one you can't even see) and there are a lot of pop-ups and questions: Do you want to download this?
Do you want to download that?
It's agnoring!

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 11:36:06


At 2/8/03 10:37 AM, Boco_the_Choco wrote:
At 2/8/03 09:30 AM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?
If the bible would be true, Jesus was made by God.
But doesn't the bilble also say EVERYONE is made by God?
I don't think he was a direct son of God (If he ever existed and if God exists).
He may have been thinking god sent him, like dr_Natch_Kilder said before me, but I don't know if it is all true!

The bible is a book some people wrote a long time ago, but I don't know if it is true what it says.
To be honest, I think it is not true and no God exists like the bible says: A man in the sky, which has megic powers and stuff. I don't think so.

By technical english and political terms, jesus was a bastard

think about it, if Mary was the wife of joseph, and jesus was the son of god directly, the parents weren't married when he was born.

think about it

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 12:02:11


The bible says Jesus was "the Son of God", but it also mentions the "Holy Trinity", being Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit(Ghost).
Supposedly they are all one, and they are three.
It's something written to confuse. It isn't supposed to make sense, because many people would think that "oh, we can't understand it because only God can" or something like that.
It simply doesn't make sense. Crap.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 12:34:14


well i'm not a christian so i wouldnt know. the idea of god creating everything makes me think of the sims

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 12:57:06


At 2/8/03 11:36 AM, DarknessIncarnate wrote: By technical english and political terms, jesus was a bastard

think about it, if Mary was the wife of joseph, and jesus was the son of god directly, the parents weren't married when he was born.

think about it

And Mary Magda Lena was a hooker!
So what?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 13:14:54


At 2/8/03 09:30 AM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?

The bible says we are all the sons of god... THen why is Jesus so special? I wanna walk on water and heal people and stuff.

Jesus

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 13:30:29


At 2/8/03 01:14 PM, DarkCyrstal wrote:
At 2/8/03 09:30 AM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?
The bible says we are all the sons of god... THen why is Jesus so special? I wanna walk on water and heal people and stuff.

The bible says Jesus walked on water, yes.
But do you beleive that? Or that he could heal people by touching them.
That's obviously crap, isn't it?
I don't mean that the whole bible is crap, because I beleive that there is a hidden truth in it.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 14:13:23


well one who practized zen/leaping kung could walk on water very easily. to stop someone from saying "Why dont they go on the news and get a million dollars then??", those kinds of people prefer peace and self-awareness, they're quieter people. i'm going to take up leaping kung when this snow clears up.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 15:12:07


At 2/8/03 02:13 PM, PuritanicalInterface wrote: well one who practized zen/leaping kung could walk on water very easily.

What exactly is zen/leaping kung?
I've never heard of it before.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-08 23:59:10


At 2/8/03 01:14 PM, DarkCyrstal wrote:
At 2/8/03 09:30 AM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Do you believe that Jesus wa the son of God?
The bible says we are all the sons of god... THen why is Jesus so special? I wanna walk on water and heal people and stuff.

you don't need to be jesus, you just need to be a zen person from shaolin

anyone seen croutching tiger hidden dragon?
exactly, jesus aint so special

i can do one thing now, just need to learn kung fu

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 01:51:04



you don't need to be jesus, you just need to be a zen person from shaolin

Yes Definetly. I will have to look that up :D.:

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 04:05:09


I think Jesus did exist, but he was simply a prophet, no more, no less.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 05:30:28


At 2/8/03 11:59 PM, DarknessIncarnate wrote: you don't need to be jesus, you just need to be a zen person from shaolin

anyone seen croutching tiger hidden dragon?
exactly, jesus aint so special

i can do one thing now, just need to learn kung fu

Oh, so thát's zen!
I've seen that movie, but I don't think that's possible what they do there. They sometimes almost fly!
That's impossible, isn't it?
You can't break the rules of nature, like gravity, can you?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 09:23:19


At 2/9/03 05:30 AM, Boco_the_Choco wrote:
At 2/8/03 11:59 PM, DarknessIncarnate wrote: you don't need to be jesus, you just need to be a zen person from shaolin

anyone seen croutching tiger hidden dragon?
exactly, jesus aint so special

i can do one thing now, just need to learn kung fu
Oh, so th¨¢t's zen!
I've seen that movie, but I don't think that's possible what they do there. They sometimes almost fly!
That's impossible, isn't it?
You can't break the rules of nature, like gravity, can you?

They're not flying, you have to concentrate your energy so you become lighter than stuff

but no one nowadays CAN do that except some secluded monks

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 09:44:42


Jesus was the leader of a pacifist cult. Which has lasted 2000 years and is very very different then the one he created.

Or you could assume the bible is actually true (not likely), in that case he'd be the actual son of god, or god in human form, whatever version you prefer.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 09:53:41


Well, Jesus couldn't have been the son of god if god doesn't exist. And if god does exist, does Jesus exist? As a matter of fact, does anyone know some good evidence of the existence of Jesus? By the way, the entire story of Jesus being a son of god was started because of a misunderstanding between some people. The word "virgin" has a different meaning in Greek and Latin, in Greek it means beautiful woman and in Latin it means the same as in English. How could a virgin get a child? It must be a son of God!

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 10:34:11


Jesus, as Jesus itself, existed.

There a few good historians that report his existence. One was a Jew historian which said that at the beginings of his century (he wrote this around 100 aC) a man lived invented a new religion and had a large group of followers. There a few more Roman historians who say that it's very probable that Jesus existed and recently it has been found a gravestone where you can read something like( translation ) : "Here lies the brother of Jesus" and it's dated form +/-60 aC.

Do you think this last one can be really a Jesus brother ?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 10:51:27


Not according to the bible. And don't forget Jesus wasn't such an uncommon nameback then. If Jesus did exist, and that was his real name, there is no reason to believe it couldn't have been his brother. Unless if you take the bible as a 99% reliable source (hahahahaha). But that doesn't mean it necesserally IS his brother. Didn't have anything more on it that would make it more/less probable to be the brother of Jesus?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 11:02:23


Ok, my fail. It wasn't a gravestone but a Burial box

But here tolds it

http://www.bib-arch.org/bswb_BAR/bswbbar2806f1.html

Response to Jesus 2003-02-09 11:05:44


At 2/9/03 11:02 AM, Dr_Natch_Kilder wrote:

i don't know why it failed. it's because the dash?

PS Simply copy and paste in your direction toolbar

Response to Jesus 2003-02-10 22:59:44


I would like to hope the fuck so, he friggen cured people of blindness, WE CAN'T CURE BLINDNESS AT THIS AGE IN TIME! Its good he is on our side lol

Response to Jesus 2003-02-11 03:18:54


Jesus never claimed to be the son of God. One of the disciples claimed that Jesus was. Jesus was just some guy with ideas and followers. Personally, I think that if he was around to see the outcome of his actions today, with all of the commercialism and such that surrounds Christianity (see: WWJD paraphenalia) with his name emblazoned on all of the merchandising, which goes against his teachings and such, he might have something to say on the subject that wouldnt be too forgiving.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-11 10:30:11


There are sources (I don't know which) that say Jesus was a black man. (I heard that from someone, so it could also just be crap.)
On all the images of him he's white!
Maybe someone could tell me some more about this, if it isn't crap.

Response to Jesus 2003-02-11 10:39:21


Honestly? Not anymore then anybody else is. Do I think he had some really great ideas and teachings? Hell yes!

Response to Jesus 2003-02-11 11:14:30


At 2/11/03 10:39 AM, RandomFreak wrote: Honestly? Not anymore then anybody else is. Do I think he had some really great ideas and teachings? Hell yes!

To who are you talking?

Response to Jesus 2003-02-11 14:13:07


I was responding to the original question of whether or not I thought Jesus was the son of god, sorry for the confusion.