For their ability to crack you up, to make you spill your drink, choke on your microwaved meal, to actually have you use ‘lol’ properly, the following users are this year’s nominees for Funniest User:
-wwwyzzerdd-
Awesome name, great senseof humor, overall good user.
From suicide hoaxes to internet grudges and indignant bitching, the nominees for 2005's Attention Whore will stop at nothing to get you to look their way:
Ozcar
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The BBS is great and all... but you really don’t have to make it such a big deal. Seriously, you find less drama in a fifteen year old girl growing up in Beverly Hills than you do in this year’s nominees for Drama Queen:
-Shadow_XII-
For making us all feel a little bit less worthless than before <3
Go outside, fly a kite, chug a pint, fuck a tree, I don’t care, just get off the BBS for once! Okay, so you turn off the computer every now and then to it doesn’t get all screwed up from being on all the time- that doesn’t count. Ah, I’m just messing with you. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, here are your nominees for 2005's Never Logs Off Award:
ZeroAsALimit
Bitch, log off for once in your life. 10000+ post count in a year and a half=NO
As time goes on, we get to know and love certain members of these boards. And when they leave (which is a relative term =P), our hearts often go with them. This year four mods and a user with a gender confusion topped the list of nominations for I Miss Yew!:
DanMalo
Always an awesome poster, he needs to start posting again...
You have to wonder how many of the following users’ fans have an intelligent quota above freezing temperature... or maybe the ass-kissers and suck ups and glorifiers are just a tribute to these users’ mastery of shameless self promotion. Or just bad luck. In any case, here are the nominees for 2005's Most Overrated User:
Earfetish
Sure he's funny, but not THAT funny. I just don't understand how much everyone wants to suck his dick that much...
And on the other side of the spectrum, these users go about their BBS day posting, helping, being hilarious, being sexy... and no one seems to notice. Except... for the people who nominated them multiple times. Hum. Well, these are the nominees for the Most [noticeable...] Underrated User:
Noir_
GOod poster, but usually overlooked, needs more recognition. Hey...anyone else find the concept of this award redundant? It should be the guy who loses to win...
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In teh good wai <3
What with the good here, we have to take in the bad too. A lot of the bad. Not unlike a full outhouse forgotten for years in a humid jungle, amongst even the shittiest shit there’s a bottom layer that could rot your skin if you came within 200 meters of it. This’s year bottom layer (nominees) for 2005's Worst Poster are:
SGTPVTCPT
Just........no.
Someone’s gotta do the dirty work around here. You figure cleaning the outhouses of the BBS would be a high paying job (guaranteed stress, hazardous conditions, daily exposure to whiny IMs), but no, these honourable souls are strictly volunteer workers. Amongst our quirky crew of internet sooper troopers, this year five of them stood out. Proudly, I present 2005's nominees for Best Mod:
Sanjay
Nice guy, understands stuff from our point of view, I know for a fact that I was banned by him once but it was actually for an ok reason for once.
Conversely, we have those mods that seem to just grind our nerves. Perhaps they’re a bit itchy when it comes to their ban finger, perhaps they just don’t meet some invisible “entertainment” quota that’s established by the community (or they surpass an annoyance quota). Whatever reasons, just or unjust, you hold against them; here are the nominees for 2005's Worst Mod:
Sarai
Please get that cactus out of your ass, it's disintegrating into carbon molecules.
Noob supposedly refers to idiotic and unlikeable behaviour. In actuality, the term is a loose as the word ‘interesting’ or ‘cool’. This is more of a Rookie of the Year based award: appointed to someone who graced these boards within the last year and has made a positive and lasting impression on the community. And up for 2005's Best Noob are:
protege-moi
SOmehow spoke english when she started!!!
Topics come in a wide range of flavours. Unfortunately, a lot of them are stale, taste like ass or induce vomiting within seconds. An award is the least we can do for those who take the time and effort and put the imagination into creating a topic that makes you smile. This year’s line up for Best Topic Starter are quite worthy:
Mast3rMind
After a bit of thinking, I saw him.
In this circus-like sausagefest, etc etc... here are the NG BBS nominees for BEST MALE USER!
-Gooch-
Gooch. Dedicated great user.
Contrary to popular belief, having a vagina does not inhibit your ability to contribute to an online forum. Constantly fighting a battle of bias and sexism (whether it’s good natured or not), the women of the BBS are a vital part of the little social circle we’ve created here. Often putting forth opinions with a female perspective, opening the doors for tons of good humour, and even being somewhat of a relief from the standard demographic, the ladies are often and unfairly shoved into the background when it comes to that recognition thing. Hence, this award. Amongst the wonderful gals that have taken time out of their lives to enhance our experience here (and/or fuel our fantasies) you’ve chosen five above and beyonders. Without further ado, I present 2005's nominees for BEST FEMALE USER!
protege-moi
WIns the award on her first year here.