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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-07 22:16:30


At 3/7/23 10:07 PM, freaks-heart wrote: Oh hey, they changed how unpublished submissions are previewed in the BBS. Neato!


its kind of nice for people like us, its a little bit of a congrats kind of thing


like... yep you reported good


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-07 22:19:16


At 3/7/23 10:07 PM, freaks-heart wrote: Oh hey, they changed how unpublished submissions are previewed in the BBS. Neato!

I'm not even a member of the barracks (I just lurk here sometimes to find submissions to blam), but what a cool change! It's pretty eye catching


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 01:10:39


At 3/7/23 10:19 PM, Void wrote:
At 3/7/23 10:07 PM, freaks-heart wrote: Oh hey, they changed how unpublished submissions are previewed in the BBS. Neato!
I'm not even a member of the barracks (I just lurk here sometimes to find submissions to blam), but what a cool change! It's pretty eye catching


Lurkers? You mean future recruits!! :D

come on in, let me show you the cool guns we can shoot! you will travel the world kid! and let me tell you about the discounts! oh MAN ALIVE the discounts!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 07:01:55


(warning: dudes sucking their own dick and dying)

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/876598


Should be rated A cuz this has dudes sucking their own dick and dying

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 07:08:22


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 09:27:20


At 3/8/23 07:01 AM, freaks-heart wrote: (warning: dudes sucking their own dick and dying)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/876598

Should be rated A cuz this has dudes sucking their own dick and dying


Haha thanks for that description. Just confirming that it is accurate.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 11:46:13



Stolen from CantPlayCODM Studio on Tiktok. https://www.tiktok.com/@ugmicstudio123/video/7110102855364676890

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 18:50:12



Stolen from Griffpatch on Scratch https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/60917032/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-08 18:54:33



Gameplay footage from the Henry Stickmin Collection.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 08:24:42



Gameplay footage from an Android knockoff of Yandere Simulator called High School Simulator

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 13:57:10


alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)


The purple sprite is back again.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 15:52:21


At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.


We have no idea what this means.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 16:05:43


At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.


Nor who or what "the purple sprite" is.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 17:23:13


Game is Rated M despite it clearly allowing you to have on-screen, albeit the genitalia is censored, anal sex.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 19:36:16



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqOaQqgJdI


℗ 2010 Apple Corps Ltd


This is just straight-up a song by Badfigner, uploaded onto here lmao

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 20:12:12


-NSFW- .https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/876763 Should probably have the A mark since it contains a good time, if you catch my meaning.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 20:38:25



Repost


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 21:58:16


At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.


There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:05:16


At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.


This group did not decide to blam "every game" of any kind. Ever.


You continue to fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of the EGB.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:07:29 (edited 2023-03-09 22:07:59)


At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.


Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?


That little purple Sprite?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:15:34


At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?


Yes, that is what I am talking about.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:22:48


At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.


Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?


He was going nuts like 2 months ago


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:26:16


At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago


Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:31:45


At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.


Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?


Like... Why ?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:36:46


At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.
Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?


I agree that it is self defeating. We really need to give that purple guy a name. That why we can avoid all of the confusion from tonight happening again.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:38:57 (edited 2023-03-09 22:39:44)


At 3/9/23 10:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.
Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?
I agree that it is self defeating. We really need to give that purple guy a name. That why we can avoid all of the confusion from tonight happening again.


Let's call it Peety. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:40:42


At 3/9/23 10:38 PM, YendorNG wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.
Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?
I agree that it is self defeating. We really need to give that purple guy a name. That why we can avoid all of the confusion from tonight happening again.
Let's call it Peety. :D


Maybe something like Mr. Blam. That way if you see Mr. Blam you blam him.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:41:08 (edited 2023-03-09 22:42:28)


At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote: Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?


Except that's not what happened. Sometimes a teacher in a high school game design class will have students submit their games to Newgrounds. Often they'll all use the same basic graphics, and they all come in at the same time. But there's no coordinated blam behavior.


At 3/9/23 10:40 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Maybe something like Mr. Blam. That way if you see Mr. Blam you blam him.


Can you stop acting like we're a blam group? You're not even a member here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:42:24


At 3/9/23 10:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.
Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?
I agree that it is self defeating. We really need to give that purple guy a name. That why we can avoid all of the confusion from tonight happening again.


How about William

Kind of a double throw back to FnF

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-09 22:43:25


At 3/9/23 10:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:31 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:26 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:22 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:15 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 10:07 PM, tox wrote:
At 3/9/23 09:58 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 3/9/23 03:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/9/23 01:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: alien’s adventures (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite is back again.
We have no idea what this means.
There was a school in a different nation that told his students to use that purple sprite in all of their test games. This group decided to blam every game featuring the purple sprite. Granted this was a while ago, I still remember it happened.
Wait is this the little purple Sprite that only has the one 2D picture and it jumps over spikes and it collects a coin or 2 and maybe a potion or 2 and usually only has like 2 screens worth of lateral play Field?

That little purple Sprite?
Yes, that is what I am talking about.
Yeah, we see that little guy every like.... I'd say... 3 times a month on average over the last 6 months?

He was going nuts like 2 months ago
Yes, I am glad that you remember what I am talking about.
Isn't it rather self defeating if you are in a group, make a bunch of stuff, then decide to blam all your own games or productions?

Like... Why ?
I agree that it is self defeating. We really need to give that purple guy a name. That why we can avoid all of the confusion from tonight happening again.


Do we have a screenshot of this dude?