woman of the world unite...

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

And get back in the motherfucking kitchen where you belong.

For far too long these bitches have been fucking us around. They were put on this planet to serve us, not to waste our fucking money on bullshit like wallpaper or clothes for the kids, wtf! Women are sex objects, that is all, people bitch about womens rights... WHAT ABOUT MENS RIGHTS HUH? We want fucking sex, we should get it, what we shouldnt get is some fucking lame ass excuse like 'im on my period' or '.....im sleeping.......'. Fucking sluts.

MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE.

Tie these woman to the kitchen sink, and put a fucking ball gag in their mouths...That way, they cant bitch at you, and if they dont make a sammich for you, their easilly raped up the arse. Trust me, after several rapings up the shitshoot, your bitch of a woman will do anything for you.

This is a tried and tested ploy, 100% guarenteed to work. And if it doesnt, smack that fucking whore up, and she'll be wishing she would have listened.

[3Dimensions]

Sexism much?

[Fatboy]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already!

[tigerkitty]

Having girl problems?

[Gruntling23]

At 11/5/05 05:48 PM, 3Dimensions wrote: Sexism much?

Psssh, NO!

[SeizureDog]

Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

[Ben]

What do you do if your dishwasher is broken?

Slap the bitch!

[Politics]

Well well, clearly SOMEONE just got bitched out by one and is now hiding in the basement
(someone = me)

[Vance]

How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Jercurpac]

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the stove!

[altr]

<pythagoras> Clowns are nothing but no good lowlifes in makeup.
<pythagoras> Much like women.

[Shaun]

finally, someone who speaks truth.

[Carvel]

Wow, I feel embarrased for you.

[GreenKirton]

At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

o yer fuck the human race.

litterally

[Tremour]

Funny, that. Me and your Mother were having a conversation of a similiar sort just the other night.

OH, HO.

Otherwise, I agree without any restraint. Giving them the vote was the worst decision ever made by the collective masses, next to granting it to ethnic minorities, that is. The only choice a woman should be able to make is how much salt to put on my fucking steak, and even then, it should be run by me first.

Amirite, though.

[Tancrisism]

At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

Good Idea!!

I just have one problem with it...

That would involve us being gay... Eh?

Other than that, perfect.

[Hue-Jass11]

so THIS is why most of you dont have GFs, you man-handle them. heh, you ppl make me sick

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 11/5/05 05:57 PM, Carvel wrote: Wow, I feel embarrased for you.

Youre man will be ordered to rape you in the ass, if you dont get back in the FUCKING KITCHEN WENCH!!!!

[TVs-Tom-Selleck]

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

Women have cooter flaps.

That punch-line hit you faster than the speed of light.

[VeryProudofYa]

If Feburary wasn't irriating enough...

[VirginLungs]

Sorry SCD I can't share your hate for the opposite sex they just smell to damn good.

[Elfer]

At 11/5/05 05:49 PM, Fatboy_ wrote: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already!

Haha, more like eyes that have never seen the ugliness of the world are such a thing of beauty!

Fap fap fap fap fap fap.

[Keevin]

At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

Dude, I am SO in. I'll get the lube!

[LiquidTruth]

best.......mod........ever......

[Miikro]

At 11/5/05 06:13 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: If Feburary wasn't irriating enough...

What's next? One for blacks? >:(

[SirXVII]

Dude...

You are SO going to hell.

[Miikro]

At 11/5/05 06:54 PM, hugN_emo_kid wrote: Dude...

You are SO going to hell.

Pass the veal.

[nomorenog]

At 11/5/05 05:49 PM, Fatboy_ wrote: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already!

*Sings the rest of that song.*

[Revontulet]

*makes sandwiches in the kitchen*Anything Else? Beer? Nachos? Handjob?

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 11/5/05 06:59 PM, Shoujou wrote: *makes sandwiches in the kitchen*Anything Else? Beer? Nachos? Handjob?

Quiet possibly the perfect woman here guys. You better snap her up quick.

Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.