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woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:47:46


And get back in the motherfucking kitchen where you belong.

For far too long these bitches have been fucking us around. They were put on this planet to serve us, not to waste our fucking money on bullshit like wallpaper or clothes for the kids, wtf! Women are sex objects, that is all, people bitch about womens rights... WHAT ABOUT MENS RIGHTS HUH? We want fucking sex, we should get it, what we shouldnt get is some fucking lame ass excuse like 'im on my period' or '.....im sleeping.......'. Fucking sluts.

MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE.

Tie these woman to the kitchen sink, and put a fucking ball gag in their mouths...That way, they cant bitch at you, and if they dont make a sammich for you, their easilly raped up the arse. Trust me, after several rapings up the shitshoot, your bitch of a woman will do anything for you.

This is a tried and tested ploy, 100% guarenteed to work. And if it doesnt, smack that fucking whore up, and she'll be wishing she would have listened.

woman of the world unite...

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:48:39


Sexism much?

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:49:28


What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already!


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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:50:17


Having girl problems?

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:50:22


At 11/5/05 05:48 PM, 3Dimensions wrote: Sexism much?

Psssh, NO!

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:51:51


Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:52:07


What do you do if your dishwasher is broken?















Slap the bitch!


Minds shall break and bring a clear sky.

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:53:22


Well well, clearly SOMEONE just got bitched out by one and is now hiding in the basement
(someone = me)


So I'm basically awesome.

Original NG chat lives and thrives here.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:53:57


How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:54:19


Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the stove!


Happy with what you have to be happy with

you have to be happy with what you have

to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:54:29


<pythagoras> Clowns are nothing but no good lowlifes in makeup.
<pythagoras> Much like women.


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: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:54:46


finally, someone who speaks truth.


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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:54:55


Why shouldn't women have drivers licences?











Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 17:57:55


Wow, I feel embarrased for you.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:00:13


At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

o yer fuck the human race.

litterally

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:02:08


Funny, that. Me and your Mother were having a conversation of a similiar sort just the other night.

OH, HO.

Otherwise, I agree without any restraint. Giving them the vote was the worst decision ever made by the collective masses, next to granting it to ethnic minorities, that is. The only choice a woman should be able to make is how much salt to put on my fucking steak, and even then, it should be run by me first.

Amirite, though.


FUCK

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:02:48


At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

Good Idea!!

I just have one problem with it...

That would involve us being gay... Eh?

Other than that, perfect.


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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:04:00


so THIS is why most of you dont have GFs, you man-handle them. heh, you ppl make me sick

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:06:16


At 11/5/05 05:57 PM, Carvel wrote: Wow, I feel embarrased for you.

Youre man will be ordered to rape you in the ass, if you dont get back in the FUCKING KITCHEN WENCH!!!!

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:07:28


What's the difference between a man and a woman?

Women have cooter flaps.

That punch-line hit you faster than the speed of light.


\/ stache factor \/

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:13:06


If Feburary wasn't irriating enough...

woman of the world unite...


Everything is everything

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:13:55


Why did the woman cross the road?
To get me a fucking pie.


lol

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:20:42


Sorry SCD I can't share your hate for the opposite sex they just smell to damn good.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:25:54


At 11/5/05 05:49 PM, Fatboy_ wrote: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice already!

Haha, more like eyes that have never seen the ugliness of the world are such a thing of beauty!

Fap fap fap fap fap fap.


Dead.

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:29:13


At 11/5/05 05:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Women are bitches. Let's go gay.

That'll show those sluts.

Dude, I am SO in. I'll get the lube!

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:29:29


best.......mod........ever......

Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:41:40


you, my friend, are an ass hole and an attention whore.


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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:53:16


At 11/5/05 06:13 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: If Feburary wasn't irriating enough...

What's next? One for blacks? >:(


Fuck it.

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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:54:36


Dude...

You are SO going to hell.


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Response to woman of the world unite... 2005-11-05 18:56:15


At 11/5/05 06:54 PM, hugN_emo_kid wrote: Dude...

You are SO going to hell.

Pass the veal.


Fuck it.

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