36,000+ saves

6.7k mark cleared. I'm two thirds of the way there.

(10/10 - cleaned out, ruffled)

I saw Cyberdevil mention struggling with "Eclipse", so I'll quickly mention how I got it:

I got it by spamming the "change balrog" arrows for the right Balrog until Eclipse popped up on screen. Not sure which ones specifically, but it seems the left arrow's the one that works. (Recommend checking both, though.)

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I found code for a secret medal called "2015: Leviathan is Coming" in JPEXS - seems to be outright unobtainable.

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

(1/2 - in progress, Golden Astronaut found)

3300 medals left, 354 saves remaining.

Level 18!

I'm halfway to 10k EXP - expect that milestone to be reached sometime next year.

(+1 - 37/38)

Just three more days, and I can put this fucker to rest.

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Your average bullet hell protag has a larger hitbox than these fucking ants.

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You can get all the medals in this in under ten seconds, but I went a bit slow to appreciate the comedy.

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Aggressively Australian.

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(+2 - 44/92)

And with that, I should have everything from Bimsymart ShrimpOS Edition. Seems Ugby Mumba's the only game left.

Also, Beamsy Jamboree is a fucking banger.

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Didn't get the medal for beating it on my first playthrough - seems you have to spare Ms. Aikawa at the end to get it.

3279 medals left, 225 saves remaining.

Grabbed a lot of milestones, too.

2000 blams, almost going to be a Colonel B/P rank.

Nicely done, Skilled.

B/P rank Colonel

Congrats man!

Congrats Zake!

Now that's a bundle, Congrats!

Thanks man. :) Someone else might've sent me a message after I wrote that, seems I had it already too... but appreciate the note! You're attentive with these games, reading reviews and all too...

Congrats Congrats!

Updating a fair bit earlier than usual, because I have fucking rocketed past the 6.8k mark:

(2/2 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

You only need one full playthrough to get both medals, but I ended up running through this twice for completeness' sake.

Main differences I found are alternate opening dialog depending on if you spared/killed Aikawa, and alternate ending dialog depending on if you spare/kill Aki.

(3/3 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

At the risk of spoiling things, fuck that twist was brutal.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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And with that, I've completely cleaned out HAGER-NG's games collection.

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My intellect failed to see me through to a solution, but thankfully, the game's sole medal is earned by finishing a game, win or lose.

(Ended up passing out for a couple hours after this one. Not sure why.)

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Took me a lot longer than it should've to realise I was supposed to use arrow keys for the bonus game, not the mouse.

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Thinking about it, scouring through old Clock Day submissions might be an easy source of medals.

(15/15 - cleaned out, ruffled, guide made)

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(+0 - 37/38 - in progress)

Just two more days, and I can put this fucker to rest.

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(7/7 - cleaned out)

Initially had trouble using Max Auto Clicker on this, but those issues went away after unchecking the "Emulate human click" option.

(3/3 - cleaned out) 

Same story - struggled to get past 15 with "Emulate human click" turned on, got all three medals on the first try with it turned off.

(12/13 - abandoned, medal reported)

50-ish points was achievable with an autoclicker, 90-ish was achievable with the AutoHotKey script I've put down below:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 10)

~$SPACE:: {
   Send("{Blind}{TAB}{ENTER}")
  }}            

100 points? Pretty much unobtainable.

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3141 medals left, 190 saves remaining.

Plus some milestones. Four positive, one negative.

Top 8,888

I Finally Got An Colonel Rank! Yay!

Ayyyyyyyyyy

Just broke the 6.9k mark. Nice.

(+8 - 52/92)

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3,098 medals left, 170 saves remaining.

As a bonus, I also just breached the 100k point mark - checking NG Log, that puts me 25k points away from entering the Top 200 Medalists list:

217,000 Saves

249,000 B/P

396,000 Total

Just broke the 7k mark - I'm really picking up the pace.

(+14 - 20/31 - abandoned once more)

Once-a-level Unity crashes meant my F5 key got a lot of use. Struggles with handling the game's gravity mechanic meant spacebar got a lot of *overuse*.

Seriously, these graity controls are fucking wonky - trying to move in a straight line midair is basically impossible.

Level 17 was a pretty major breather though (thank god). Then Level 18 was a vertical difficulty spike and I gave up.

This is gonna be stuck at 69% completion until my dumb ass tries it again.

Protip: Progress towards collecting hidden butterflies lasts even if you die - get them first before getting the hearts.

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What the fuck did I just play.

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Protip: Shove Knuckles in the left corner of the screen, he can't get hit by turds there. Wait for one minute, get your medal, and get the fuck out before the abyss stares back.

(1/2 - abandoned)

I tried to get "Maxed Out", but performance dropped too far through the floor at 2,000 O's, so I gave up.

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I should get Magnus on this.

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8 medals in a game about 8chan? Fitting.

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

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Took me longer than I should've to work out how to get "Getting Withdrawls". Running through this at 1:40 AM probably wasn't the best idea.

(+0 - 37/38 - in progress)

Just one more day, and I can put this fucker to rest.

(8/8 - cleaned out)

Controls were weird as hell, but I got used to them pretty quickly. Being left-handed probably helped.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0

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Only medal I'm missing is "Cold, Cold HeartClock" - if anyone knows how to get that, please tell me.

3000 medals left, 113 saves remaining.

EDITED TO ADD:

Got another 1k points getting all these medals. Even if I fail to make 10k, I should make it into the top medal points club.

86,000 B/P.

Back so soon? Back so soon. Just hit my thousandth post whilst doing some work for the Barracks:

Standard medal posting update will come tomorrow.

Congrats on all of these!!! Fast gains.

You may be going a bit too hard wit dem medals man. O_O

You 8 that one! :) Congrats man!

Congrats MatthewMcChan!

Congrats good dude!

My streak continues. There was some pain involved.

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Holy fuck some of Ugby Mumba's levels get fucking hard.

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Eggsellent.

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Got the second-highest score of all trime on the highscores list whilst doing this.

Checking JPEXS, I found out the game will refuse to accept any scores above 75k.

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Ended up using MaxAutoClicker's "hold" click type for the first time here.

Also had "018" fail to pop the first time around.

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In retrospect, I could've grabbed all six medals in a single playthrough, but ah well.

(+1 - 38/38 - cleaned out)

I can finally lay this fucker to rest. Good night, and good riddance.

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Ended up needing to do two full playthroughs - none of the medals popped on my first playthrough. Probably had the API timeout on me or something.

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"I got the 2nd medal [EATEN BY BLED MONSTER] with Chrome, couldn't get it with Firefox. Worth trying if you want the medal." - Magnus727

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This is basically a free medal.

(12/12 - cleaned out)

Nearly forgot to mention this, since I got it at, what, 1AM? I need to stop staying up so late.

2866 medals left, 37 saves remaining.

10k saves should be mine by tomorrow. Now if you need me, I'm off to go get lunch.

Top 200 by B/P

Hit Praporshchik today. Was pretty damn good to see.

I was planning to make this post once I hit 10k saves, but my patience ran out before then :P

Either way, I grabbed a lotta medals in the interim:

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Getting those click medals was fucking finicky.

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Ended up needing two playthroughs, since "Final Boss!" didn't pop first time around.

Also needed to swap browsers for this - ground collision doesn't work in Firefox, making the game practically unplayable there.

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Ended up needing multiple playthoughs to get everything - "Beat level 1!" and "Beat level 3!" needed a second playthrough, and "Beat level 4!" failed to trigger on multiple occasions. Not to mention I had plenty of crashes.

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"Han Knockout" required some out-of-the-box thinking - getting that one requires you to either select his portrait using Tab or go into fullscreen.

(The site briefly locked me out for making too many requests after I got this one - seems searching through people's medals pages puts more strain on site servers than I thought.)

(54/58)

Protip: Clicking "Load" when you don't have a savefile causes the game to freak out and give you basically everything. This will also give you every medal besides the "beat the pro/challenge level" medals and the secret medal (you earn that by pressing Tab).

Might come back to this and grab the rest of the medals later.

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2264 medals left, 11 saves remaining.

Gonna be having salt and pepper pork for tea, too. Life is good.

One save left - I can't wait.

EDITED TO ADD: Also got a medal in the interim:

(+1 - 6/6 - cleaned out)

If anyone's wondering how to get "Cold, Cold HeartClock", get to the final screen, then click twice on the boat before clicking on the dying clock.

Typical - you wait all day for a save, then you earn two at once.

Either way, 10k saves is now mine. Now to focus on the medals.

Two thirds of the way up to the top of the NG Logs B/P list man. :) Congrats!

And Big Congrats on this! Big step.

Useful tips in the medal resumes too, might skim through some of these in the future...

When I think tea I usually think sweets or pastries, interesting tea-time combination!