Every windows user on this planet, prepare to envy me
I opened up microsoft powerpoint, that son-of-a-bitch paperclip appeared as always
and as I went to hide him, I got this message...
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Envy Me Bitches
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Oh yeah well I don't even have Office anymore, so in your face.
A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better.
At 8/18/05 07:04 AM, DaveMan_CI wrote:At 8/18/05 06:39 AM, jim_bob_jones wrote: that son of a bitch" I call shotgun" *gets in car, in the shotgun position*
loads shotgunok boys lets ride
*Brings two meat cleavers* "Lets go" *Gets in car*
*pulls out a toaster and some bread*
im in
*goes into the boot*
WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! YOU GET TO LIVE THE LIFE OF HEAVEN SO EARLY! WHY MUST I SUFFER WITH MY PAPERCLIP! NOOOOOOO!
LOL good job! If you turn him off for two weeks it gives you the option to kill him.
SERVING THE CAUSE
At 8/18/05 07:08 AM, LookingTwiceKills wrote:At 8/18/05 07:04 AM, DaveMan_CI wrote:*Brings two meat cleavers* "Lets go" *Gets in car*At 8/18/05 06:39 AM, jim_bob_jones wrote: that son of a bitch" I call shotgun" *gets in car, in the shotgun position*
loads shotgunok boys lets ride
*grabs katana*"come on you sons of bitches"*gets in backseat of car*
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
god the clid is an attention whore. it's like locking your son up in his room, then he comes out one day and goes mommy i've been in my room a long time can i come out now? and you're like wtfux NOE get back in teh room!!1
KILL THE PAPER CLIP. The paper clip is the root of all evil and must be twisted ( he he he twisted get it?)
At 8/18/05 07:47 AM, hypractvmidget wrote:*grabs katana*"come on you sons of bitches"*gets in backseat of car*" I call shotgun" *gets in car, in the shotgun position**Brings two meat cleavers* "Lets go" *Gets in car*
I call the heavy machine gun turret on the roof that everyone seems to have missed. I will be pwning most on this trip I feel. You two with the knives and the sword might want to bring something to read.
*Gets in the turret*
LOL, I remember that evil paper clip. Good thing I don't use programs that have him, unless I accidently click on an email and it starts Outlook Express. >_<
At 8/18/05 08:07 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: LOL, I remember that evil paper clip. Good thing I don't use programs that have him, unless I accidently click on an email and it starts Outlook Express. >_<
yes, that is very annoying...
I call him a worm because I personally think he looks more like a worm than a paperclip.....But that's just me.
At 8/18/05 08:14 AM, Grim-Reaper999 wrote: I don't have use it, so you should be jealous of me! XD
Its extremely satisfying to kill him
it wouldn't surprise me if that clip and bill gates acted the same way. li'l attention whores! except having bill gates pop up every time would make you want to kill yourself. i know it would make me do it.
Back when I was in school and used Office regularly, the paper clip used to drive me nuts. I had him disabled in every way I could, until finally I took out the Windows CD, broke down and installed the other characters. I finally settled on the cat, because he's clearly badass.
You should get him, if anything.
Damned paperclip and friends were only fun back in word 95! Pure evil...
"Nope, those dont work together..."
