I am forntunate. NO

Not almost, I actually did die.

True story.

I died once, but it just so happened that i had my eyes closed.

At 8/11/05 09:42 PM, ctlaurin wrote: I died once, but it just so happened that i had my eyes closed.

Fail, for attempting to one up me in awesomeness.

uh..i tried suicide on more than 1 ocasion?

One time when i was living in the mountains a bunch on ninjas came over and killed all my family except me. then, for some reason they ran away when they saw me, then i got piping angry cause they killed my family so i had to climb celestial tower to get to the master monk Ren. He then taught me a sacred kung fu which i cant tell u about cause then ud might study it too! then i figured out that the ninjas were an evil band called the Phantom Troupe. So then i beat one up and interrogated him and figured out where his true hideout was. then i went over there and started beating them up and finally i got to the boss who was this foxy lady, but she was evil and she collected peoples eyeballs. she used a sickle and chain and i evaded her a few times and used The Fire, a special power that kung fu masters use and we were all fighting and she cut a tendin off of my right arm. then i grabbed her chain and pulled her towards me and i judo chopped her on the back of her neck, but then she pressed some pressure points of my left arm and paralyzed it. then i snaked her around with my body and bit her in the throte and ripped her larnyx out. she died immediatly and i was weak and i could see my life flashing b4 my eyes, but then my sensei ren saved me from the cave and healed me with special lotus roots and tented to my wounds. I think i almost died about 10 times on my adventures and now i live in the mountain projects where i slave away as a professional hotdog eater.

Almost drowned in Cancun. Bigass wave.

a monkey at the zoo got free and it attacked me. but when it was near me, i screamed like a little girl, and the scream made its brain explode. then the remaining parts of the monkey attacked my friends(i actually have friends :) ). so i used my ninja skills and destroyed the monkey with my awesomeness.

then another time, pirates attacked me and stole bike. but i killed the little priates, and fought the leader pirate. when we were fighting, he stabbed me in the heart 5564 times.
but luckly, i had another life. then i killed the pirate and sailed away with thousands of pounds of gold.

I went to Veitnam once because my grandmother died, to attend her funeral.
But i was not accustomed to the atmosphere and condition of living there so i became severely ill.
I had to go to the hospital about 7 times.
Terrible experience.

At 8/11/05 07:25 PM, subpar wrote:

At 8/11/05 07:19 PM, NittoFoSho wrote: i was 22 years old

Your profile says you're currently 17.

Do you age backwards?

That's what I was gonna say... Something's going on here.

At 8/11/05 10:04 PM, WickerBasketOfDoom wrote:

At 8/11/05 07:25 PM, subpar wrote:

At 8/11/05 07:19 PM, NittoFoSho wrote: i was 22 years old

Your profile says you're currently 17.

Do you age backwards?

That's what I was gonna say... Something's going on here.

Parody topic? OMG ban Wade!!!!

At 8/11/05 07:36 PM, Davideus wrote: 1.) Almost drowned when I was around 2 or 3 years old.
2.) Put in the hospital twice for being extremely dehydrated.
3.) Numerous times playing chicken with a train.

wow you're really pushing it lol how close do u get before u jump out of the train's way?

i woke up pne night to find out i wasnt breathing... my chest felt like i just got 2 line drives from mike tyson.... as you would think i quickly stopped that problem...

At 8/11/05 09:38 PM, flash_luver wrote: I almost died when I was born. I was premature and didnt have fully developed lungs so I couldnt breathe.

same here.

almost died from complications with Lyme disease last summer (sucked).

hmm....

one time i got a paper cut on my sack...