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Fight Club is for real

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Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 18:57:21


I fought this 19 year old college student who was five inches taller than me and weighed twenty five more pounds than me and I got my ass handed to me. I kinda expected it but it was fun anyway. For those of you who've seen 'Fight Club', remember when Ed Norton's character said, 'After a fight, you're able to deal with everything.' It's true. I want everyone out there to start a fight. Start a fight and lose.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 18:58:16


Its the beginning of a revolution...

Fight Club. Own it now on VHS or DVD.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 18:58:58


LOL greenday sux lolol.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 18:59:26


First, just because you had a fight with someone doesn't mean that a Fight Club exists. And second, you're just trying to start a "fight club" (and a lame one at that) which again, doesn't support your topic title.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 19:00:55


Sorry, but I do have a fight club. Meets every Tuesday, new people coming all the time. Sorry that you couldn't be right this time. It's ok, we all have those days.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 19:15:58


You do know that there's more to fight club than just the superficial.


Have you taken your daily dose of Madness yet?

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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 19:17:36


Fighting for no reason is stupid. That's why I hate boxing and wrestling, except wrestling is fake.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:10:36


At 8/11/05 07:00 PM, StaleWater wrote: Sorry, but I do have a fight club. Meets every Tuesday, new people coming all the time. Sorry that you couldn't be right this time. It's ok, we all have those days.

what are the first two rules of fight club?

i think you may have broken them.


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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:15:07


At 8/11/05 08:10 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
what are the first two rules of fight club?

No Smoking

>:(


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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:16:32


Yea fighting is fun.


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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:18:03


you just broke the first rule of fight club!

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:18:43


well con-gratja-fucking-lations you just broke the first two rules ass-fucker!

Fight Club is for real


rawr

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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:57:17


Though Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, the book is way better.


Obama wins at life.

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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 20:59:55


At 8/11/05 08:10 PM, theabominablematt wrote: what are the first two rules of fight club?

i think you may have broken them.

That's what I was just thinking, the first rule of fight club repeated by the second.


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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 21:04:19


At 8/11/05 06:57 PM, StaleWater wrote: I fought this 19 year old college student who was five inches taller than me and weighed twenty five more pounds than me and I got my ass handed to me. I kinda expected it but it was fun anyway. For those of you who've seen 'Fight Club', remember when Ed Norton's character said, 'After a fight, you're able to deal with everything.' It's true. I want everyone out there to start a fight. Start a fight and lose.

Very good. For your next fight, I suggest you go to the Hell's Angels clubhouse and spit on their scoots.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 21:04:55


At 8/11/05 08:57 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: Though Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, the book is way better.

Actually I think Fight Club is one of the few occasions the movie's better than the book. Don't get me wrong Chuck P. (too lazy to look up the spelling) is a great writer, but the movie is just plain genius.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 21:23:12


At 8/11/05 09:04 PM, DamienK wrote: Actually I think Fight Club is one of the few occasions the movie's better than the book. Don't get me wrong Chuck P. (too lazy to look up the spelling) is a great writer, but the movie is just plain genius.

Well I've just recently delved into Chuck Palahnuik's work and what I previously said may be a little biased considering the fact that I haven't seen my own copy of Fight Club in a long while.


Obama wins at life.

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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 21:25:49


At 8/11/05 08:10 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
At 8/11/05 07:00 PM, StaleWater wrote: Sorry, but I do have a fight club. Meets every Tuesday, new people coming all the time. Sorry that you couldn't be right this time. It's ok, we all have those days.
what are the first two rules of fight club?

i think you may have broken them.

LMAO Stale you just got OwEnD LMAO

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 21:51:41


Yeah, I need to start a fight, it'll make me feel better.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 22:37:49


LOL! I eat my own poop

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 22:42:24


At 8/11/05 06:59 PM, Chocolate-Gnome wrote: First, just because you had a fight with someone doesn't mean that a Fight Club exists. And second, you're just trying to start a "fight club" (and a lame one at that) which again, doesn't support your topic title.

People need to relax on the forums. Stop criticizing every little error. Just let it go. I get tired of people trying to post and have a few cool replys then a few people criticize for no reason. Let it go.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 23:07:29


At 8/11/05 10:40 PM, Franklin_Moore wrote: ur only 15 and u got into ur first fight
damn me and my friends fight ppl all the time
but i lost a fight once and i still cant handle getting punched in da nutz

I never had a real fight so I can't relate.....................So basically I'm asking: who wants to come down to New Orleans and kick a 16 year old's ass?

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 23:11:50


I have yet to see that movie..


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Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 23:31:36


There are a number of things I have to say:

1) don't glorify yourself. Nothing is more unbecoming than vanity.

2) If you did have your own little club, you wouldn't be such a dick about it, because from the unity thereof comes a bond you would respect too much to do so.

3) Don't publicize it if it's true. Especially not on NG, where no one will believe you, let alone give you the attention you so obviously crave.

4) Your lack of poise is a huge telling point that you are blatantly lying.

Now shut up.

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-11 23:37:59


you told, **pulls out pistol**

Response to Fight Club is for real 2005-08-12 00:18:47


LOL U PROBLY JUST MADE THIS UP LOL CAUSE BRAD PITT WILL COME AND KILL U BECAUSE U TALKED ABOUT FIGHT CLUB LOLOLOLOLLAMO