Subject: Thank you.
Thank you for keeping our world safe from the dangers of video games. I agree with everything you say. Rockstar is horrible, most of its games have violence and nudity, it's corrupting the minds of children. No child should be able to see or play Grand Theft Auto. The world would be a much better place without those naughty games. My girlfriend is 15 and she plays GTA all the time. I'm afraid it's going to turn her into a bad person, I don't know what to do. She's pregnant right now, and I don't want our child to grow up with such horrible games. I believe the only way to solve this problem is to get rid of Rockstar for good. We have to kill everybody that works for them and get rid of the evidence. We can chop up their bodies and shove the parts down the throat of every hooker, making them choke and die, then dump the bodies in a lake. It gets rid of two problems at once, it's genius. This is the only way we can protect our children from violence and sex. I can't do it without you, however. You have to help me protect the world. You. I love you. Oh God yes. Make love to me, please. Don't stop baby, don't stop. Yeah, take it in the ass bitch.
Sincerely, Joseph
I can't wait to see his response.