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Jack Thompson fun time!

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Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:43:26


This guy is such an idiot. I emailed him saying.

"It's okay to blow a hookers head off with a shotgun, but just dont have sex with her. That's basically what you are saying right? Douchebag."

Just for fun to see what would happen, and he said

"Uh, no I was on NBC's Today Show six years ago complaining about the violence in the games. you really are an ignorant person"

LOL, it's like arguing with a 13 year old from Newgrounds. Go ahead, try and talk to him if you'd like.

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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:44:41


Lmao. He is a flaming virgin just mad because now video game characters can have sex and he still cant.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:45:17


you really have to admire the fact that he answers his hate mail.


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:46:14


$100 says fuckhead is still a virgin =/

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:46:44


Dammit Dawkins, I don't wanna just blow your head off ='(

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:47:33


That's halirious! Dude, I am going to talk to him!

Gonna say some non threatning stuff to him.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:49:02


At 8/5/05 06:46 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: $100 says fuckhead is still a virgin =/

Agreed.

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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:51:41


Dear Mr. Thomson,
yesterday, I was playing DanceDancerevolution and I had a heartattack. I want to sue konami for marketing such a dangerous game. can you help?

lol, I hope he doesn't take me seriously.


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:57:06


At 8/5/05 06:43 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: LOL, it's like arguing with a 13 year old from Newgrounds. Go ahead, try and talk to him if you'd like.

I meant "stupid 13 year old from Newgrounds."

Sorry BrasilPimp. =(

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 18:57:33


Actually, he's been known to act like a fucking 10-year old in an argument.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:01:35


At 8/5/05 06:57 PM, Deals wrote: Actually, he's been known to act like a fucking 10-year old in an argument.

When has he not been known to do that?

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:02:35


At 8/5/05 06:46 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: $100 says fuckhead is still a virgin =/

sorry man, Beat you to it. XP

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:02:48


Subject: Violent Video Games

Tell me, if you can.

Why do parents still buy violent video games for their
children? Is it that they are ignorant? Or is that
they just don't look at the raiting? Are they
oblivious to the ratings?

Bleh, I don't like what I wrote, but I sure do want to see the responce!

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:04:04


Gotta love VGcats..

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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:04:32


you should try emailing him without the harsh remarks like "douchebag" because that just provokes his madness

if your going to write hatemail, write it to him in a polite manner and refrain from using profanity.


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:05:05


At 8/5/05 07:01 PM, -Svend- wrote:
At 8/5/05 06:57 PM, Deals wrote: Actually, he's been known to act like a fucking 10-year old in an argument.
When has he not been known to do that?

Probably before he became a lawyer. (Which is a mystery by itself)

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:08:29


I'm sure it was a automated answer made for his mail


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:08:46


There's already so many people sending him mail... but not enough. If we can't stop this asshole, we can, at the very least, annoying the shit out of him.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:10:56


At 8/5/05 07:08 PM, Juanny wrote: I'm sure it was a automated answer made for his mail

Haha. Yeah. Just a big list of come-backs. He really could, considering probably 99% of his emails consist of video gamers flaming him.

At 8/5/05 07:08 PM, KupaMan wrote: There's already so many people sending him mail... but not enough. If we can't stop this asshole, we can, at the very least, annoying the shit out of him.

Damn it. I meant to say 'annoy,' not 'annoying.'

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:12:26


At 8/5/05 07:05 PM, Deals wrote: Probably before he became a lawyer. (Which is a mystery by itself)

He bribed them with cookies.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:12:43


But, if your (un)lucky, he'll respond personally by giving you a news article and call you a 'pixel-puke'.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:13:32


Isent him a nice mature email questioning his beliefs justto see how he responds.


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:15:01


At 8/5/05 07:13 PM, -Hybr1d- wrote: Isent him a nice mature email questioning his beliefs justto see how he responds.

Don't get your hopes up for an intelligent response.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:15:44


Subject: Thank you.

Thank you for keeping our world safe from the dangers of video games. I agree with everything you say. Rockstar is horrible, most of its games have violence and nudity, it's corrupting the minds of children. No child should be able to see or play Grand Theft Auto. The world would be a much better place without those naughty games. My girlfriend is 15 and she plays GTA all the time. I'm afraid it's going to turn her into a bad person, I don't know what to do. She's pregnant right now, and I don't want our child to grow up with such horrible games. I believe the only way to solve this problem is to get rid of Rockstar for good. We have to kill everybody that works for them and get rid of the evidence. We can chop up their bodies and shove the parts down the throat of every hooker, making them choke and die, then dump the bodies in a lake. It gets rid of two problems at once, it's genius. This is the only way we can protect our children from violence and sex. I can't do it without you, however. You have to help me protect the world. You. I love you. Oh God yes. Make love to me, please. Don't stop baby, don't stop. Yeah, take it in the ass bitch.

Sincerely, Joseph

I can't wait to see his response.


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:19:17


That-Is-Bull, that has got to be one of the funniest emails I have ever read. I cant wait to see what he responds with. =D

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:19:45


At 8/5/05 07:15 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: stuff

You are awesome. I love you.

Seriously. Don't stop.

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:23:20


AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i sent him a nonesense post the reply is going to be fucking PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!

i agree with the wibble wobbles of my cast iron t-shirt that intellectuals such as myself and the jabberwocky of death should stick together like cream cheese on a platter with sauce and spatter, if the jabberwocky refuses the deal, shoot him and damn him to hell, on the subject of gringlewots cleansing wipes my shoe tablets seem to have eaten a pair of fingers from the video gaming society of grungleblocks, should my proposal be denied, may all wrath of scorned hell provoke women of chineese labour, good day

yous sincerely

dieyoujizz

LMAO he is gonna die when he reads this >< >< ><


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Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:34:29


At 8/5/05 07:23 PM, ikillforfun wrote: stuff

HAHAHAHA. That is golden, dude. I love you.

I can't wait to see the replies to these emails ><

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:39:51


Guys, let's not send too many emails, we dont want to scare him off! =\

Response to Jack Thompson fun time! 2005-08-05 19:39:58


At 8/5/05 07:15 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Big E-mail

You should have taken off the last part and tried to make it sound more believable. I'd love to see a response to a more serious version of that e-mail. He'll probably just delete that.