This will be a story about a life in the day of a slug. I'll start off and you people will keep adding and adding, eventually I'll make another if this one goes well.
I sluggishly (no pun intended) wake up and slide out of bed...
An Ongoing Story
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At 8/4/05 09:38 PM, Tartan_Terror wrote: ...and touch my sluggish penis....
fap fap fap
One other thing all ideas are accepted as long as they arent to Adultish
i doubt this is where you thought the story would go...o well
...when i finished i went to the mirror...
At 8/4/05 09:40 PM, Zer0_exy wrote: i doubt this is where you thought the story would go...o well
...when i finished i went to the mirror...
and brushed my teeth with toothpaste, or so i thought it was toothpaste....
But the toothpaste happened to be tar so he was no longer able to open his mouth for the next few minutes
At 8/4/05 09:42 PM, schfourteen-teen wrote: i fap fap fapped again...
srry, had to :p
After this he went to eat...
He meant to put sugar in his coffee but he put salt, and got real sick, but then he ate some macaroni with some pepper
At 8/4/05 09:48 PM, DeathMonkey666 wrote: He meant to put sugar in his coffee but he put salt, and got real sick, but then he ate some macaroni with some pepper
but the cheese on the macaroni wasn't the cheese he expected........IT WAS HAUNTED WITH GREMLINS!.......
and then the slug crawled into a shell and become an armored slug, also known as a snail
But his arch nemisis, Dr. Frog, planted bombs in the shell causing the shell to explode and send him flying to a local Subway.
And then a railcar almost ran him over but then his sidekick The Buzz flew by and saved him
and then the buzz suddenly turned into a fembot (austin powers), and started shooting bullets out of it's nipples!!!
