I was on AIM the other day in a chatroom (I was really bored), and some guy messages me saying something like: "i like ur name hey u want to battle?" What? I asked what it was, and he said that him and some friends fight over AIM. This had to be a joke, I couldn't believe it. So I went along with it. His character was named Revan, clearly stolen from KoToR. The "fight" went something like this:
Him: Revan strikes his battle pose and draws his sword.
I am now convinced that Earth will never survive an alien attack with such a waste of technology
Me: ok
Him: Revan lunges at the opponent, swinging wildly.
(I was laughing so hard, he was serious.)
Me: I move.
Him: You fail to move in time and are sliced in half by the power of the sword.
(I figured I'd have some fun with this guy.)
Me: You actually missed and thought you hit me, but you have bad eyesight.
Him: Revan ressurects the fallen warrior as a showing of gratitude, but while the fighter is not looking he punches him in the head.
Me: I use sex. You are now pregnant. Avoid any rough actions and bending over alot.
Him: Revan jumps across the room doing front flips, and lands behind his enemy.
Me: Nice job, you just killed a baby, I hope you're happy.
Him: Revan throws a grenade at the man, it lands next to him and explodes. The man dies and Revan leaves the battleground victorious.
