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Have I Beat The Bbs Yet?

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 20:43:01


It can never be beaten, Much like Jesus.

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 20:48:44


At 7/26/05 08:43 PM, -Brasilpimp- wrote: It can never be beaten, Much like Jesus.

OOoooh, bad news about that......


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 20:49:45


At 7/26/05 08:43 PM, -Brasilpimp- wrote: It can never be beaten, Much like Jesus.

When in Rome...

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 20:55:02


At 7/26/05 08:49 PM, BazookaNinja wrote:
When in Rome...

Crucify a jew?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 21:25:10


At 7/25/05 08:52 PM, FLCLmonkey wrote:
At 7/25/05 08:51 PM, DashDingo wrote:
At 7/25/05 08:49 PM, BazookaNinja wrote: You need more niggawatts.
What the hell is a niggwatt?
I'm taking a wild guess...

An electrocuted black man? (not meaning to be racist)

OH SNAP!

Have I Beat The Bbs Yet?


"What is a joke exactly?"

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 21:41:27


Funk, you need a lot more than some silver arrows and a banstick. Thankfully, I have the strategy guide. Here's an excerpt:

"Retrive the Detonators from bank vault B. Then turn left at the Texaco station. Pull out your PSP and recite the eternal words of Kraff, 'Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom.' Then, as the doors open to the Flash Man room, activate your active camo and blast him with the Zap-o-Matic."

I hope this helps.

</videogamelevelgoals>

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 21:45:10


in response to the first post i'd like to say its not an mmorpg it is an mmorpg then when you reach lvl 30 tom fulp comes to your house and he says " youve wasted this much time on newgrounds loser" then he slaps you and he resets your account back to a lvl 1 n00b with 0 posts and 0 blam+protect etc. etc.

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:29:17


At 7/26/05 09:41 PM, TheContact wrote: I hope this helps.

I recited the words over my PSP, but that happened was it summoned Tom and forced him to watch my clown porn. Now I'm stuck in this big blue room full of zombie-clocks who keep getting me review banned with their "B" spam in the portal. I'm caught in a constant loop of getting more incriminating photos of the review mods to get unbanned, instead of working my way through the maze.

Am I missing some piece of armour that protects me from this crap?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:31:52


You haven't beaten it yet, there's this one user who has over 21,000 posts and a lot of exp. points, the user's alias is ZeroAsALimit.

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:33:52


Oops, I forgot. You need to activate the Portal Bot, who will temporarily fuse with you, protecting you from all forms of clock idiocy. Sorry about forgeting that part. Everything should work after that.


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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:35:08


At 7/26/05 10:29 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Am I missing some piece of armour that protects me from this crap?

Yes you are... you are in need of this:

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:36:10


At 7/26/05 10:35 PM, Halfpastfour wrote: Yes you are... you are in need of this:

*cough* Umm...


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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:36:11


And ofcourse by that i mean you need the cup of stfu... not that you need to stfu//// phew

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:36:32


At 7/25/05 08:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I mean, I have a crapload of posts, I've PWNed thousands of n00bs, and read countless useless crap that's only funny if you've already read a bunch of useless crap.

Have I beat the BBS yet? Or is it some crappy kind of MMORPG?

you are 3 cool points short, OH NO!
i dont have any spare. sorry.


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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:38:08


At 7/26/05 10:29 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 7/26/05 09:41 PM, TheContact wrote: I hope this helps.
Now I'm stuck in this big blue room full of zombie-clocks who keep getting me review banned with their "B" spam in the portal. I'm caught in a constant loop of getting more incriminating photos of the review mods to get unbanned, instead of working my way through the maze.

Am I missing some piece of armour that protects me from this crap?

Are you the one screaming in the other room, as I am forced to suck cold spaghetti up through a straw in this one? I thought 'Balthor's Hell' was bad....
You might want to rip the other leg off that hobbling demon that brings us food and latch it in the upper window - never know when you can use a leg up...

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 22:38:20


I completely missed that. Whats wrong with me? Pour the Cup of STFU onto the P-Bot to fuse.


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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-26 23:02:02


At 7/26/05 08:43 PM, -Brasilpimp- wrote: It can never be beaten, Much like Jesus.

untrue, ive seen it done. ive taken a picture, too.

Have I Beat The Bbs Yet?

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-27 06:59:15


Another day on the BBS. How are you today? Ready to pwn lots of n00bs and threads again?

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-27 07:19:18


At 7/25/05 08:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I mean, I have a crapload of posts, I've PWNed thousands of n00bs, and read countless useless crap that's only funny if you've already read a bunch of useless crap.

Have I beat the BBS yet? Or is it some crappy kind of MMORPG?

bluh blah gah.

Have I Beat The Bbs Yet?


So zetta slow!

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Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-27 07:49:00


At 7/25/05 08:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I mean, I have a crapload of posts, I've PWNed thousands of n00bs, and read countless useless crap that's only funny if you've already read a bunch of useless crap.

Have I beat the BBS yet? Or is it some crappy kind of MMORPG?

Yes, Anyone with over 9,000 posts has pwned the BBS.

You have pwned me before, and my friends and my friends friends and my....

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-27 07:51:47


J00 n33d t0 l3v3l UP!!!!

And you need more than 10k posts.

Response to Have I Beat The Bbs Yet? 2005-07-27 07:53:06


At 7/25/05 08:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I've PWNed

I had tiger prawns with lemon juice yesterday.