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Most Kick Ass Animal

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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:02:48


Star fish becase they can shoot their stomachs out.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:05:27


Penquins.

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:09:27


Elephants because nothing fucks with them, and anything that does gets stomped on.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:10:13


At 7/25/05 06:02 PM, Dark_Witch_King wrote: Star fish becase they can shoot their stomachs out.

liar

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:18:58


.. errmm.. a geico? ive always found them to be kick ass


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:20:24


At 7/25/05 06:10 PM, Morextremist wrote:
At 7/25/05 06:02 PM, Dark_Witch_King wrote: Star fish becase they can shoot their stomachs out.
liar

They can!
No wait, that's the sea-cucumber...star fish can completely re-generate themselves...that's right...oh wait, star fish do shoot out their stomachs to eat...


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:21:14


Anything that's a Canine I suppose or monkeys...monkeys kick ass XD

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:24:31


cats for sure. They are cute and cuddely, and little bitches when they're pissed off.

perfect mix if you ask me!


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:35:04


At 7/25/05 05:18 PM, paiste wrote:
At 7/25/05 02:40 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: porcupine, by far.
I used to know a guy with a tame porcupine, it was like a dog, licked your hand an stuff.

fuck, i want one! "what did you say? go get 'im boy!" "ahh! needles! not good!"


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:36:55


At 7/25/05 06:20 PM, Dark_Witch_King wrote:
At 7/25/05 06:10 PM, Morextremist wrote:
At 7/25/05 06:02 PM, Dark_Witch_King wrote: Star fish becase they can shoot their stomachs out.
liar
They can!
No wait, that's the sea-cucumber...star fish can completely re-generate themselves...that's right...oh wait, star fish do shoot out their stomachs to eat...

yeah. it's in highschool science textbooks. they turn their stomachs inside out.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:40:27


At 7/25/05 02:53 PM, AloneInTheDark wrote: thats not a wolverine, this is a wolverine

You had to do that, didn't you.

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:41:29


At 7/25/05 05:19 PM, S-Denjin wrote: Capybara... no, this mouse is the smallest in the rodent species... capies are the biggest... by about 400x

Oh. I have no other idea of a small Amazonian rodent. Maybe you can Google it.

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:44:29


Hamsters, man. I had one that used to lick my chin when he woke up. He would take naps on me if I stayed still for long enough. His name was... Mr. Nibbles. I decided to make my username that.

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:45:36


Octopus, they can blend in to their enviroments very well. They can also fit themselves in to tiny spaces, like bottles.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 18:49:41


At 7/25/05 02:30 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: Whats the most kick ass animal in the world, doesnt have to be you favourite, just the one that best fits the description of 'kick ass'.

And if theres lots of different breeds of the animal please specify which one.

I tkink the Great white shark is the most "kick ass" It can be up to 7 meters long and 3 tons in weight. The pressure of its jaws its even bigger than his weight 3300 kg per cm. They can live up to 100 years. All 7 meter GW are very old, and because they are hunted there are small amounts of old ones


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 19:31:03


Guinea Pig(s)

Cute, furry, and can bite.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 23:25:12


Lemurs. Or Foxes.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-07-25 23:48:50


Most kick ass? Without a doubt Pitbull. Thos dogs can kill a fuckin cougar alone! A woleveine wouldn't stand a chance against those dog Wade. They are so fuckin agressive that they sometimes attack children or only normal people for no reason. It wouyld be a fuckin awesome fight! Wolverine VS Pitbull!

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-08-04 17:11:30


coyote its bodatious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-08-04 17:12:37


At 7/25/05 02:35 PM, squadus2 wrote: Donkeys.

The kicking ass yes.


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Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-08-04 17:18:06


Large constrictors because it's fun to watch them squeeze rats to death. Bobcats are cool (I might get a bobkitten) and pit bulls!

Response to Most Kick Ass Animal 2005-08-04 17:21:31


The Octopus - there body is one muscle - and a extremly strong one at that They are also pretty intelligent and can be taught to perform tasks.

They also have a pretty cool defense mechanism - shooting ink at you which anconfuse large schools of fish and can poison certain sea animals. The ink can also cause damage to human eyes.


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