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Fantastic 4=Teh Suck.

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Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:06:47


Dr. Doom freezes Mr. Fantastic and The Thing decides to become The Thing again to save the world from Dr. Doom who in fact is a very pussy actor.

Seriously, how could you fuck up a Fantastic 4 movie? Apperently the director of this one found a very easy way to do that.

"Let's just eat the comics and then shit out a script and then rub some MTV all over it."

Fuckers.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:08:25


if you ever read the comics you would know. fantastic four has always sucked

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:08:56


Amen,i agree with you 100%.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:08:59


I didn't need you to tell me that.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:09:10


I thought it was a cool movie (it really doesnt matter to me if it doesnt follow the comic book to the full extent (as if they ever do)).

But, like Dr. Doom, he isnt supposed to be exposed to the gas. He acually makes himself a suit that can shoot lightning.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:09:27


Ya, I heard it wasn't that good. It sounds like it's too dependant on a sequal. I'm gonna see it still.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:09:35


At 7/10/05 04:08 PM, RamblinMan wrote: A lot of the superheroes movies inexplicably suck.
I'll probably see FF anyway for Jessica.

Yes she was very hot in the movie I give her that.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:09:50


dont ALL the comic book movies suck?

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:10:45


I saw that movie yesterday... it was O.k. but not the greatest movie a man could watch. And talking about Marvel, not all there movies suck. I for one liked the punisher... Violence, nudity, drugs, mafia... what more could a movie need.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:14:52


At 7/10/05 04:09 PM, CousinIt wrote: dont ALL the comic book movies suck?

Spider-Man didn't suck.

And if you say it does you are dead wrong.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:15:24


thats how all the movies now are they make something that they think the most viewers would want they dont care about the comics there just fat money loving producers but thats people today

i havnt seen the movie should i?

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:17:37


At 7/10/05 04:16 PM, RamblinMan wrote: I want to know why Daredevil sucked so fucking badly. One of the best Marvel characters of all time, plus Jennifer Garner. But, no...

BEN AFFLECK!

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:18:55


cause ben afflact or how ever u spell his name
is a dick

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:22:06


all movies he played on sucked exept armagedon

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:25:14


It sema when ever a Marvel movie comes out it's either horribly terrible or ammazing.

Good:
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
X-Men
X-Men 2

Bad:
The Hulk
Daredevil
Electra


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:27:29


F4 Stuff:

Comics: Teh Suck

The Old Game: Teh Uber Suck

The New Game: Mega Suck

Movie: Tahnok Level of Suck

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:27:45


Phantoms biatch.


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:28:22


yes it did have a lot of mistakes, such as Doom has no powers of his own, he was not involved in the cosmic ray accident, they never found a cure for grimm, etc. but it was decent for all a movie can be, except, i felt it was to much in your face, like the skying scene with the "hot tub" and a lot of predictable humour.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:41:35


At 7/10/05 04:27 PM, -Kappa- wrote: Movie: Tahnok Level of Suck

Jesus, I wouldn't wish that on ANY movie :s

It wasn't THAT bad, was it?


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Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:45:46


At 7/10/05 04:06 PM, DrXVII wrote:
Seriously, how could you fuck up a Fantastic 4 movie? Apperently the director of this one found a very easy way to do that.

lets not blame the director...he was given a script and went with it...i blame the screenwriter

secondly i doubt this will be as bad as daredevil(how sad the daredevil is the posterboy for the shittiest of shitty movies)

thirdly i agree the comics always did blow but that video game kinda kicked ass

and lastly the day i saw the trailer i knew it was gonna blow cuz they fucked up how the thing looks....

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:47:59


At 7/10/05 04:27 PM, DrXVII wrote: Phantoms biatch.

hellz yez..."PHANTOMS LIKE A MOFUCKER"-jay and silent bob strike back

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 16:57:09


Sometimes you just have to say no. That's what DARE taught me. Little did they know that I would apply their philosphy to the economics of their own country.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:15:12


At 7/10/05 04:06 PM, DrXVII wrote: Fantastic 4=Teh Suck.

The NY Post gave it one star. XD

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:17:07


The X-men movies should have been as dark as the first two Batmans.

I hate Halle Berry. She's a horrible actress.

This movie sucked...duh.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:26:39


I have the original movie that was never released...it's so funny, it's a B-Movie.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:34:52


That movie was awesome. It was better than most of the comic book movies. Definately better than Hulk and Elektra. The only good thing about Elektra was the girl-on-girl kissing and Garner's hot body. But this movie had Alba which was all it needed. The whole movie was cool though. Shut up.

PS: There's already some threads about this movie. You don't have to make a new one to voice your opinion.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:37:22


At 7/10/05 05:34 PM, KupaMan wrote: That movie was awesome. It was better than most of the comic book movies.

=|

Why was it awesome?

Care to share?

Sorry. Comics only work when they're not kiddified imo

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:40:15


At 7/10/05 05:26 PM, VegetarianMeat wrote: I have the original movie that was never released...it's so funny, it's a B-Movie.

You know, that was only put into production and with no intention of release so that 20th Century Fox would own the rights to it to use when they wanted.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-10 17:49:51


At 7/10/05 05:37 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Why was it awesome?

Care to share?

Awesome special effects. Great fight scenes. Neat premise. Wonderful villian (and his coming-to-be). Well-done storyline. Sad side-story of The Thing. The only two things I didn't like about the movie was that the blind girl seemed to have fallen in love with Ben Grimm before she even met him and one of the ending lines by Jessica Alba; "That's my nose, genius. These are my lips." That line could have worked had they just removed the "These are my lips" end of it.

The special effects were cool and creative. A lot of the things Mr. Fantastic did with his power were cool and well done looking. The way the Human Torch would become engulfed in flame looked cool. The Invisible Woman's visible to invisible transition looked cool enough though she rarely used it in the movie.

The movie was just overall cool and fun to watch. I'd watch it again if I had the chance.

Response to Fantastic 4=Teh Suck. 2005-07-19 00:28:20


Yeah I saw the Fantastic Four movie and it sucked big times. They really messed up with Doctor Doom & The Invisible Woman. Doom didn't seem as menacing in the movie as he did in the comics or even the cartoons (Spider-Man or Fantastic Four either one). He pretty much got the same goofy treatment as the Green Goblin in the first Spider-Man movie, there's no real dangerous threat to the world or even New York they don't have any real plan short killing the hero. Look at Magneto or Doctor Octopus from X-Men & Spider-Man2, they had a plan that would have destroyed the entire world and killed millions if no one had stopped them.

As for the Invisible Woman, don't get me wrong I love Jessica Alba (#1 Dark Angel Fan) but she should have never been cast in this part not because of race but because of the roles she usually plays. With a few exception, she usually plays the tough-as-nails badass and even though Sue Storm has pretty through some crazy shit over the years she's always been pretty much the all-american good girl-turned-superhero. Hell, I love Dave Chappelle, but I wouldn't cast him as Superman. They tried to sell that movie based entirely on how sexy she is and we all know what happend last time Hollywood tried that . . . Catwoman.