Everytime someone ask a simple question on NG or, in many other places, theres always has to be that one guy who says "Because you touch yourself at night." I will not lie in saying I did laugh the first time I ever heard that, and I even used it once (many years ago though). But come on... pretty much every thread I go to that ask a question, whether that question be serious or not, theres at least one guy who says "Because you touch yourself at night." It's gotten to a point, in my opinion, where that phrase is not even funny, its just plain annoying.
You would think that phrase would die out like all other 'funny-for-the-first-time' phrases, but no, people (not everyone, mainly the dumb ones) say that still, constantly! So, what I am asking of you is that you please STOP saying that stupid phrase. Its old. Its out-dated. And most of all, its not funny.
(P.S. - This thread wasnt a question, so there shouldnt be people saying "Because you touch yourself at night." However, I know there are some members who think by posting that will seem cool. So, those who have an IQ of 10, go right ahead.)
Thank you for your time.