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Because you touch yourself at night

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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 16:51:26


At 5/3/05 06:55 AM, LAWL wrote: And Ron:
How long do you think you will be able to cope with banning all of my accounts, every week? Maybe you should ask an admin and see what they think.

PS:
I've made 2 more altaccounts, just for you <3

it's funny because it takes me less than 3 minutes to update all your bans, while you spend about 10 minutes making an email account, then make another newgrounds account.

for what reason?

so your e-penis can grow.

ROCK ON!

P.S. i'm watching the dutch club now.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 16:54:53


At 5/3/05 04:51 PM, bigbadron wrote: P.S. i'm watching the dutch club now.

Oh crap, ehm, you never saw my spam, you didn't

</force power>


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:34:36


What if someone admits they touch themselves at night? I mean I do! No shame!

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:37:20


At 5/1/05 04:24 PM, bigbadron wrote: i ban people who say it.

Just a quick question. How come?

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:39:03


At 5/3/05 05:37 PM, SubKutz wrote: Just a quick question. How come?

because every 13 year old thinks they are funny when they say it.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:40:34


At 5/3/05 05:39 PM, bigbadron wrote:
At 5/3/05 05:37 PM, SubKutz wrote: Just a quick question. How come?
because every 13 year old thinks they are funny when they say it.

Better one:
Because you touch bigbadron at night

I'm so lame


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:41:12


every single question that starts with a WHY? can be answered with

because you touch yourself at night

and every single question that starts with a WHAT? can be answered with

your mom

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:50:13


I agree. Anyone who says that deserves a punch to the face... First of all think about it, is the answer to there question really because they touch themselves at night? If not then don't lie to them.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 17:56:51


At 5/3/05 06:55 AM, LAWL wrote:
that's a matter of personal preferences.
preferences are always correct. The mods are here to make sure the rules are followed, not to ban everyone who says something they don't think is funny.

Not that I laugh about posts saying 'because you touch yourself at night', though.
I think it sucks.

And Ron:
How long do you think you will be able to cope with banning all of my accounts, every week? Maybe you should ask an admin and see what they think.

PS:
I've made 2 more altaccounts, just for you <3

I'm pretty sure that if you push the mods hard enough, they can pull some strings and get you IP banned.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:02:58


At 5/3/05 05:37 PM, SubKutz wrote:
At 5/1/05 04:24 PM, bigbadron wrote: i ban people who say it.
Just a quick question. How come?

Because it's basically spam, like "quoted for great justice". It contributes nothing and makes one look like a condescending douce bag.


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:04:23


So then what will the new one-liner be?

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:15:57


It's overused as hell. On all forums really.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:28:28


the new slogan is smurf.It goes with everything.Really go ahead try it out.smurf you.No smurf smurf you!What the smurf?They hit me in my smurf! what the smurf is wrong with you....i can go on forever.....

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:31:08


At 5/3/05 05:41 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: every single question that starts with a WHY? can be answered with

because you touch yourself at night

and every single question that starts with a WHAT? can be answered with

your mom

and every single question that starts with a WHAT? can be answered with

:because god doesnt like you

kinda mean though.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:51:26


im surprised this thread isnt full of peopel saying

because you touch yourself at night

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-03 18:57:43


because you touch yourself at night.

Ok man it got old!


I'm back....

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 08:14:16


At 5/3/05 04:51 PM, bigbadron wrote: it's funny because it takes me less than 3 minutes to update all your bans, while you spend about 10 minutes making an email account, then make another newgrounds account.

wrong ronny, making another alt takes less then 2 minutes ; )
I love the way you fail man, you've got to learn me how to do that sometime!

PS
I'm watching you.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 08:17:38


At 5/3/05 05:34 PM, punker101 wrote: What if someone admits they touch themselves at night? I mean I do! No shame!

I mean I really touch my self and I am not talking aboit wanking it either.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 08:20:07


Actually, I prefer fapsterbating in the mornings.

Personal prefrence.


I don't take revenue from my profile.

TV Tropes Wiki

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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 08:56:30


At 5/4/05 08:20 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Actually, I prefer fapsterbating in the mornings.
Personal prefrence.

I prefer to do it only when I'm banned.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 10:51:51


At 5/1/05 04:29 PM, nomadsoul wrote:
At 5/1/05 04:24 PM, bigbadron wrote: i ban people who say it.
because you touch yourself at night.

Aaaannnd Boom!!! Someone had to go and cross that line. I think a new catchphrase is now in order to piss everyone off. How about "DYNOMITE!"

Because you touch yourself at night


Look who's here for your birthday sweetie!

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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 10:53:48


ehh. dont look at my sig ¬_¬

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 15:07:29


At 5/4/05 10:53 AM, Suicidal-Satire wrote: ehh. dont look at my sig ¬_¬

If someone actually banned you for that reason, it would have been funny yet ironical. Well, I guess I learned something though, this thread has attracted all the morons of the BBS. Thats right... anyone who spoke the words Because you touch yourself at night, has the mental capability equal do that of a autistic kid with the worlds worst speech impediment. Congrats! I even saw this topic as a signature somewhere, like a bbs screen shot, that gave me a chuckle. In any case, this thread will be dieing soon, tons of people have already viewed it, my thoughts have been expressed, and I appreciate all of those who agreed with me. Thank you for your time.


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 16:07:07


Ron may be a bitch, but he sure has balls though,
but then again: that's what you get for touching yourself at night.
<3 ya ronny.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-04 16:33:16


At 5/4/05 04:07 PM, eenentwintig wrote: Ron may be a bitch, but he sure has balls though,
but then again: that's what you get for touching yourself at night.
<3 ya ronny.

don't expect to use your main account for a long time.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-23 14:43:06


People say it, Becouse you have secks with one people at night.

Maybe some variation in the phrase might make it a litlle more spicy and humurous.

Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-05-23 15:18:28


At 5/1/05 04:24 PM, bigbadron wrote: i ban people who say it.

Good I hate wene people say that.


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-06-16 16:58:11


Holy mother of god.

Just when I thought it was over, I hear that phrase again. But no, it isnt where you would expect to hear it. I havent seen "Because you touch yourself at night," on the BBS in quite some time, which is really good... BUT...

My friends have been saying that a lot lately. You would think that they had gone through puberty 10 years ago, but no, they are acting and laughing like immature fucks thinking that that phrase is funny. I gave them a good lecture or two on how that phrase has been overkilled, but now they only seem to want to say it more. God dammnit, why are they bringing that up now? That phrase is like 3 years old, if not older. Did they just watch the episode for the first time last night, god damn.

Anyway, now I am in a pissy mood. Nonetheless, thank you for your time.


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-06-16 17:02:00


you got that from Family Guy


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Response to Because you touch yourself at night 2005-06-16 17:16:22


Because you touch yourself at night.

That does sound annoying.

Because you touch yourself at night