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Sex should be illegalized.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 19:41:27


You know if you make sex illegal, something bad will happen.

Condom companies will go out of buisiness, making many people lose their jobs. And Even if you make it illegal, people are still going to have it, but will not have acess to condoms, because those companies are out of business, which causes very many people to get AIDS, HIV, and other sexually transmitted dieseses.
Since people wouldn't have condoms, lots of babies would be born, which means that this will not stop overpopulation.
There, a good arguement.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:20:39


sex is legal... live with it...

EDN


Die...

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:23:22


At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Us Asian chicks have had sex with everything thing, in every position

god bless your soul!

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:29:13


At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Click the links below to write your Congressial representatives and tell them to illegalize sex today, before another woman is treated like a sexual object, rather than a human being.

Let's see..... You are either:
A) Gay
B) A Nun
C) A Virigin
D) All of the above

I vote D

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:29:42


LMFAO!!! Did you loose your fucking dick in the war or something? Or are you a butch-cut lesbo that can't help but push it down people's throat?

Holy shit man, your out of your mind. Yeah, thats a brilliant fuckin idea! LETS OUTLAW NATRUAL REPRODUCTION! YAY! Your know your missing some things here:
A: Women do enjoy sex.
B: There is no way you will ever accomplish illegalizing sex.
C: Its none of your DAMN buisness telling people how to live their lives.
D: ITS NOT the governments DAMN buisness to control us like that.
.... what next? E: AAAAAAAAaaahhhh.... uhhh....!!! OH!!! whew. sorry i was getting a BJ.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:29:59


youve got it al wrong man... the girl gets as much out of it as the guy

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:32:39


Well sex could be considered the act of "taking sperm and putting it in a woman using a sperm back" when sex is banned. The human race doesn't have to stop existing.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:33:20


At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Before another woman is treated like a sexual object, rather than a human being.

Women are human beings? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Get back in that kitchen and make me some pie, bitch.

<3


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:33:42


At 4/13/05 08:29 PM, OMEN88 wrote: A: Women do enjoy sex.
B: There is no way you will ever accomplish illegalizing sex.
C: Its none of your DAMN buisness telling people how to live their lives.
D: ITS NOT the governments DAMN buisness to control us like that.

Thats creepy.... we both had the same A, B, C, D idea and posted at the same time........

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:38:11


I love you Illustrious Potentate. Hold me.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:39:47


all those psitions would not have been done if the woman didnt agree so actually its up to her to do it. How is she an object? Unless its rape were talking abou, but i bet guys get raped to (by guys ....ewwww) So, think about all the possibillities. Women aren't the center of the World, neither are men, We're both equal, its both our choice, thats why men were made so horny, its so that he equalzes with the woman when it comes to sex, a hot girl can get ANY guy she wants, a hot Guy can get Any girl HE wants. so dont be so stupid about this situation...it pisses me off how women always complain about men for things that they only needed to put some more thought to.


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 20:40:49


"in japan, we have very small penis. you americans have big penis, yes biiiiiiig penis, and mine so small" - south park

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:02:44


At 4/13/05 08:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I love you Illustrious Potentate. Hold me.

No! I will not be used as a sexual object to satisfy you!

And I'm especially not going to wear that rabbit costume you sent me..ugh!

*slap*


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:02:47


At 4/13/05 08:20 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: sex is legal... live with it...

Nicely put. I couldn't have said it better, myself.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:03:56


At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Pornography, 69's, Route 50's, even your standard missionary positions--all are discriminatory, sexist, and center around the exploitation and objectification of women.

But you're a lesbian..


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:05:50


outlaw sex? hmm good idea moron oh wait now i remeber in order for humans not to become extinct we have to have sex


You're so pretty, like a tree, or a high-class prostitute.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:08:32


by the way i love the whole butch lesbian atmosphere you create, are you bald?


You're so pretty, like a tree, or a high-class prostitute.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:09:06


At 4/13/05 09:08 PM, oc_fuzzy10 wrote: by the way i love the whole butch lesbian atmosphere you create, are you bald?

hey, while you're on the subject, maybe she can tell me where to get a good pair of boots.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:17:50


At 4/13/05 09:03 PM, MakeYourselfSick wrote:
At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Pornography, 69's, Route 50's, even your standard missionary positions--all are discriminatory, sexist, and center around the exploitation and objectification of women.
But you're a lesbian..

And you're observant. I may be lesbian, but as I've already stated, neither me nor my girlfriend have any interests in sexually exploiting each other. What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.

At 4/13/05 09:09 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 09:08 PM, oc_fuzzy10 wrote: by the way i love the whole butch lesbian atmosphere you create, are you bald?
hey, while you're on the subject, maybe she can tell me where to get a good pair of boots.

HAR HAR. I'm not a butch. I just have strong beliefs.


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:19:33


At 4/13/05 09:17 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.

...

so you DO do it for yourselves?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:20:57


At 4/13/05 09:19 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 09:17 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.

...

so you DO do it for yourselves?

I'm doing it right now!


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:21:53



HAR HAR. I'm not a butch. I just have strong beliefs.

ha lesbians are funny by the way you know this whole arguements going nowhere and all your're doing is ranting and tryin to get attention to your sexual disires, damn i sound like doctor phil


You're so pretty, like a tree, or a high-class prostitute.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:22:21


At 4/13/05 09:17 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: And you're observant. I may be lesbian, but as I've already stated, neither me nor my girlfriend have any interests in sexually exploiting each other. What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.

Yea but have you had sex with a man?


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:22:59


yes

Sex should be illegalized.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:23:17


At 4/13/05 09:19 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 09:17 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.

...

so you DO do it for yourselves?

No. Stop taking my words out of context. I have said it before, and I will say it again. We do not have sex. We don't use each other that way. We are there to care, confort, and provide for each other. Not for me or she to use the other one of use as a toy to get sexual gratification. Anybody who does use their life partner in that matter is not truly in a loving relationship.


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:25:31


At 4/13/05 09:20 PM, Miles_ wrote:
At 4/13/05 09:19 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 09:17 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: What we do, we do for each other, not ourselves.
so you DO do it for yourselves?
I'm doing it right now!

That wasn't my point. My point was someone who has sex with her own partner (shit, I'm bisexual I'll lay anything that asks me to) want to make sex illegal.

So basicly just only wants to make sex with MEN illegal?

Even sex between 2 men?

you make no sense at all. In fact I'd bet you're not even a real lesbian, you're just afraid of men.

Oh and when I looked at your picture in your profile, I noticed that your ahircut gave your head a penis shape.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:25:32


At 4/13/05 09:23 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: ja ja ja ja

isn't sex part of a healty relationship?


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:27:06


At 4/13/05 09:25 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote: Oh and when I looked at your picture in your profile, I noticed that your ahircut gave your head a penis shape.

LOL PENIS HEAD.


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:28:48


At 4/13/05 09:25 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:

you make no sense at all. In fact I'd bet you're not even a real lesbian, you're just afraid of men.

You're right i'm not a real lesbian. D': thanks for rubbing it in


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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 21:28:56


I forgot something:

Sex should be illegalized.