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Sex should be illegalized.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:40:57


They should illegalize Rim Jobs.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:41:12


PEOPLE! PEOPLE! he's nnot a woman! that's not his picture! he's not even asian! didn't any of you bother to check his profile yesterday? he's a man! and now he's an E-transvestite!

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:42:16


At 4/13/05 10:09 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

if this isn't a joke, then you are a very bored, lonely little girl.

Let me guess, you also sided with those idiots who tried to make it illegal for someone to look at a woman from across the street in Chicago, right?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:45:10


This thread makes me want to have SEX.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:49:19


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOouuu


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:51:07


It's a joke. If it isn't:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:51:44


At 4/13/05 05:51 PM, ilsoft wrote:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

how many?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:52:17


I still say we need a government run organization like Pornosec.


Formerly penisstar, now so gay that cr0m cries in his grave. The Star Syndickate can suck my balls uwu. Sevenstar is still a pedophile, except older and creepier.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:54:37


I bet your parents would be proud of you if you illegalized sex during their time.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:55:38


At 4/13/05 05:54 PM, CrazyLegs07 wrote: I bet your parents would be proud of you if you illegalized sex during their time.

Oh snap ;)
Good one lol

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 17:57:34


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Quoted for great justice.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:02:42


o kno that would completely eliminate the human race, right

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:34:01


At 4/13/05 05:52 PM, naojason wrote: I still say we need a government run organization like Pornosec.

That would be rediculous. Not only would it be degrading and objectifying as regular pornography, it would further solidify our nation's moral decline into a massive wad of overly sexual obese nimrods.


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:44:28


Um, according to ur profile your job is selling cigarettes? And you say that SEX should be illegalized? At least with sex you're 'pro-life' in a sense. Selling cigarettes just leads to death. I respect your opinion and all but the whole idea is just stupid. Human procreation is natural, and I'm sure sex isn't JUST for men, many women enjoy it too. Just cause you had one bad experience with sex doesn't mean the world should ban it. Just think about what your talking about. Stupid.

So I'm guessing your a lesbian, right?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:44:58


Arnold has sex... is he braking the law???

Sex should be illegalized.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:45:00


At 4/13/05 06:44 PM, c0nG wrote:

So I'm guessing your a lesbian, right?

you needed to GUESS?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:48:41


At 4/13/05 06:45 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 06:44 PM, c0nG wrote:

So I'm guessing your a lesbian, right?
you needed to GUESS?

lol, no. I'm just flaunting it at her. Lesbians have sex too, so maybe that should be illegalized!

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:50:08


At 4/13/05 06:48 PM, c0nG wrote:
At 4/13/05 06:45 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:

you needed to GUESS?
lol, no. I'm just flaunting it at her. Lesbians have sex too, so maybe that should be illegalized!

hey, how 'bout passing a law that sex organs be removed at birth?

THE HUMAN RACE WILL DIE OFF!

feminazi's make women look bad, how's THAT for irony?

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:51:53


At 4/13/05 06:50 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote: hey, how 'bout passing a law that sex organs be removed at birth?

THE HUMAN RACE WILL DIE OFF!

feminazi's make women look bad, how's THAT for irony?

Haha, this lesbo's a dumbass. (not you!)

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:52:31


HOw can u say that sex should b illeagal.....sex is the best thing about life!!! if ur parents didnt have u wouldnt b around to post this thread. u shouldnt be wastin ppls time wit this thread and find some1 to have sex wit so u can enjoy life's greatest pleasure, even if u have to pay for it

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:54:44


At 4/13/05 06:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:
At 4/13/05 05:52 PM, naojason wrote: I still say we need a government run organization like Pornosec.
That would be rediculous. Not only would it be degrading and objectifying as regular pornography, it would further solidify our nation's moral decline into a massive wad of overly sexual obese nimrods.

Sounds better than a nation without the freedom to do the missionary.

There's still that flaw in your argument that if these forms of sex are indeed subjectifying the woman, then they are subjectifying the guy too since they are evidently degrading. Playgirl subjectifies the guy, just like Playboy subjectifies the woman. You either have to get rid of all sex and innuendo, or you have to allow it all. I'm for allowing it all, because quite frankly, it'd be impossible as well as pointless/inefficient to outlaw all sex. That shit didn't even work in Orwell's world. That woman still got it on with this guy twice her age.

And to be realistic, I suppose this could work if you don't mind speakeasies for sex. Lets face it, it'd end up the same as Prohibition.


Formerly penisstar, now so gay that cr0m cries in his grave. The Star Syndickate can suck my balls uwu. Sevenstar is still a pedophile, except older and creepier.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:55:47


At 4/13/05 06:51 PM, RedHotRadiators wrote:
At 4/13/05 06:50 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:

feminazi's make women look bad, how's THAT for irony?
Haha, this lesbo's a dumbass. (not you!)

Oh I agree entirely.

They rally together and piss and moan about unimportant things, crying about how 'women are being degraded...' but in reality they make all women look stupid.

In Chicago a few years back they tried making it illegal for any man to glance at a woman from across the street. What is she's an old friend from college?

Stupid Twats.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:57:40


Oh, how could I forget... fap... fap... fap...


Formerly penisstar, now so gay that cr0m cries in his grave. The Star Syndickate can suck my balls uwu. Sevenstar is still a pedophile, except older and creepier.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:57:45


At 4/13/05 06:55 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote: Stupid Twats.

You took the words out of my mou...fingers...

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:58:41


your probably just mad that u didnt get any after ur high school prom and u want to take it out on us.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 18:58:46


At 4/13/05 06:57 PM, RedHotRadiators wrote:

You took the words out of my mou...

"It musta' been while you were kissin' me!"

SING ALONG, EVERYBODY!

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 19:18:27


At 4/13/05 06:58 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 4/13/05 06:57 PM, RedHotRadiators wrote:

You took the words out of my mou...
"It musta' been while you were kissin' me!"

SING ALONG, EVERYBODY!

Oh god what have I done to deserve this!!! XD jks

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 19:23:28


... doubleuu tee eff? that's all I have to say


Boldest is he who refuses see what has once come and is to be.

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Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 19:28:47


Do you really think you can stop sex? Seriously, if you think about it, it is quite impossible. Even if you somehow managed to make sex illegal (which you won't), people would still have sex anyways. It's exactly the same with drugs, just because they are illegal doesn't mean people will not use them. There will always be some form of illegal sex going on. Also, sex is usually a mutual thing. Most woman aren't raped or seduced and they enjoy sex as much as the man. Therefore, your argument isn't legit and I say to you, "Good day!"

Me = Win.

Response to Sex should be illegalized. 2005-04-13 19:29:56


At 4/13/05 07:23 PM, NarcolepticAlarmClok wrote: ... doubleuu tee eff? that's all I have to say

say it with a smile!

Sex should be illegalized.