"Love your neighbor" said Jesus.
Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off.
1. Kidnap his dog and shave it
2. Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile
3. Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house
4. Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing
5. Kidnap his dog
6. Watch porn at high volume
7. Destroy his garbage/recycling pile
8. Kidnap his cat and shave it
9. Burn his lawn
10. Burn his cat
11. Spray paint his/her car saying "Just Got Gay Marriage"
12. Take all the air out of their car's wheels
13. Break their windows
14. Take all the air out of their dog
15. Lean a garbage can full of water on their door, then ring their doorbell
16. Walk in front of their house in the nude
17. Throw fire crackers at their house
18. Egg their house
19. Shove a fire cracker up their dog's ass
20. Put poppers under their car's wheels
21. Fuck their cat
22. Fuck their wife/husband
23. Put crap in a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it at their doorstep, and then ring the doorbell
24. Stick your ass on their bedroom window
25. Shit on their bedroom window
26. Shit on their cat
27. Steal their mail
28. Knock down their mailbox
29. Piss down their chimmeny
30. Piss on their dog
31. Give them blackmail
32. Shit on a piece of paper, stick it on an envelope, put it on their mailbox
33. Shit down their chimmeny
34. Throw fire crackers down their chimmeny
35. Piss in their water connection, and while your at it, piss down their cat and dog's throat
There you go!!!
Have fun!!