At 8/25/04 09:33 PM, SubKutz wrote:
Do you, wrap loads of toilet tissue around your hand? Do you, scrunch it up in to a ball? Or do you fold it nice and neat?
I get alot of toilet paper and fold it nice and neat.... For this you only need one, or two sometimes if your really nasty.
Do you wipe going towards your back? Or do you wipe going towards your bollox?
Wipe from up to down.... fold.... repeat process and you should be complete, if not fold one more time and make sure.
if your really dirty or nasty or whatever "shitty" get 2 or 3 folded already squares and repeat over and over and over till you dont see any shit. Throw in toilet and clog it. Get the plumber and try to get the water to flow better, watch all the water overflow and fill up to your mid knee. After that pick up phone call plumber, wait till he comes, in the process close the bathroom down and put towels under the cracks..... no the door cracks, not your crack and wait for plumber...
P.S- *Dont Forget To Pull Up PANTS!!*