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What's Your Zodiac Sign?

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-21 08:32:23


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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-21 08:36:37


Traditional zodiac: Cancer
Chinese zodiac: Horse

I wish I was born in 1988.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-21 09:06:32


I am leo and the cock. (chicken) :D

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-21 09:07:41


Gemini and Horse.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-21 09:15:50


im a libra. im not going even going to say the name of my chinese zodiac sign. because i dont wanna be shot if i break my leg.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2005-08-28 13:34:52


At 8/21/05 05:04 AM, Lidov wrote: This is just great, everyone has cool zodiac signs, I am a virgin :'( It is not my fault... I believe that in chinese, i was born in the year of the chicken, but I am not sure about it... My zodiac sign are lame :'(

actually it's Rooster or Cock, A male chicken

So you are a Virgin-Cock :'(

Virgo = A critical eye for detail and sometimes a perfectionist. Health-conscious and subject to black moods
Rooster= Perfectionist, quick thinking, feels need to be in control. Wants to look good and have the attention

sounds like leader/manager combo :)

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:03:26


Ima Aries Monkey!


OMG A SIG

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:06:21


Cancer and Rooster.

Both descriptions fit me very accurately.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:08:36


Scorpio & Dog
Copy+paste
Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment


The best site ever. OLD BBS

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:08:58


Libra and a snake. Alot of wich pertaine to me.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:09:50


My zodiac sign is scorpio

Prize for anyone that knows where thats from

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:11:30


Gemini, Rooster.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:12:22


At 8/5/04 07:39 PM, Maus wrote: What zodiac sign(s) are you? I am a Cancer (lol). I also know my Chinese zodiac sign, which is Fire Dragon. That totally kicks ass.
Basically, I have a tough outer shell, but I'm very sensitive. I'm also a homebody, but since I'm on the cusp of Leo, I'm also very gregarious. I am faithful to a fault, but sometimes moody, so watch out!

Volvagia-lion hybrid thing with major health problems?
Greeeeaaaat.... =|

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:12:42


I'm a Virgo and a Monkey. The scary thing is they're mostly accurate.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:14:24


Scorpio and Dog!


I had a signature once, but it bit me and ran away.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:15:45


Saggitarius. The Goat.


A strong emphasis on underlining.

CLICK ME >>>>

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:16:27


I am Sagittarius and a Rooster..

How exciting!


Well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:18:11


Virgo. Cock.


We are the ones that you shall trust, for all your base are belong to us.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:18:31


Taurus. Sheep.


さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:19:24


Taurus and Tiger.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:34:25


Aries, and Dog.


We are the resistance, we are the underground, we are Newgrounds: home of the original cock joke.

The world takes everything too seriously.

This is not a signature.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:36:45


I am a Leo (Duh), and a Snake.


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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:38:23


Leo, Dog


Don't care

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:38:32


Taurus and Monkey. It makes sense cause I always have 2 different point of views of everything.


Like looking in a sexy mirror.

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 19:52:00


sagitarious(sp?) and i'm a Dragon

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 20:21:22


I am an aries and a Horse.

That explains the giant p3n0r.

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 20:31:03


My zodiac sign is Leo and my chinese zodiac sign is the Horse.

Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-08 20:34:00


At 12/8/07 07:13 PM, risbolla wrote: Please tell me this is a fraud.

Its not. All the other people here love Cancer.

Im a Libra & Monkey...

DURR HURR

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-09 16:57:09


the penicorn.


Thou Shalt not worship another dick before me!

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Response to What's Your Zodiac Sign? 2007-12-09 16:58:30


Aries, Rooster


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