Long balls club

[MetalSlayer69]

this club is a safe space for men afflicted with elongated testicles.

Rules:

• keep discussion on topic
• do not post photos of your balls
• women with extended labias may join the discussion if situation is comparable

I can't use the toilet without holding my balls with one hand, otherwise they dunk on down into the water.

I'm considering rigging some sort of cradle-like ball holding apparatus to the seat, does anyone have experience with constructing such a contraption?

[Gimmick]

get a european style toilet and watch all your troubles disappear. those bowls are deep, it's not like the fucking soup bowls that are american toilets.

[TheBestBroster]

I can't use the toilet without holding my balls with one hand, otherwise they dunk on down into the water.
I'm considering rigging some sort of cradle-like ball holding apparatus to the seat, does anyone have experience with constructing such a contraption?

AY AY WHUT?????

[Creeperforce24]

At 3/8/24 07:06 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: this club is a safe space for men afflicted with elongated testicles.
Rules:

I can't use the toilet without holding my balls with one hand, otherwise they dunk on down into the water.
I'm considering rigging some sort of cradle-like ball holding apparatus to the seat, does anyone have experience with constructing such a contraption?

Wait… this club actually exists!? I’m actually dead (not exactly joining, but this is hilarious)