I've been running these battle royale simulators. Here's the latest one.
Thought it might be fun to have a couple of the combatants throw a few insults at each other, at the start of certain fights, based on past results or whatever else. We have characters from all over the place, with more incoming, so hopefully you'll find one that interests you.
This isn't paid as they'll be few and far between and only one or two lines each when they do occur. I'll therefore throw in free entry to the rumble as somewhat of a compensation.
Without further ado...
1. Betty T. Baseball Bitch (the T stands for The)
Angry athlete with an NYC accent. Foul mouth required.
Some more details here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
2. Kombabe
The Mortal Kombat characters all have a similar cadence in the latest games... or maybe I'm just imagining it.
Maybe a filter is in order to simulate the big ass metal mask as demonstrated by Frost here.
3. Jane Pain
Muay Thai fighter, Jane is a real sweetheart. She just happens to really really love to fight.
Accent is optional (she's already been Caucasian, Japanese, Thai and from Hell) but her voice should be cheerful and upbeat.
4. Jill Kill
No nonsense boxer. I see her as maybe subtly Irish, Northern Irish or Scottish.
5&6. Michelle or Mitch for short. Mitch the witch (she hates that).
An absolute deviant and menace to society (one of my favorites).
British seems like the obvious choice if we want to go full Bayonetta. I'm up to hear some variants if you have any other ideas. More details here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
7. Edwina
Edgelord... edgelady? Whatever.
Consider the black stuff a venom symbiote. More accurately, I took inspiration from (ripped off) Eddie / Zato-1 from Guilty Gear.
Maybe a downbeat emo-y voice. Again, filters might work to make her sound more demonic.
8. Curby
Has some of that 90s videogame mascot attitude as evident by her portrait here- https://twitter.com/nakvi_/status/1674117032793591811/photo/2
Have a couple of ideas. Maybe a southern states accent like a female foghorn leghorn.
Alternatively, you know how Duck (who is clearly a crow) from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared has a sort of caw to his voice? Maybe something like that.
9. Marsha Law
Female Bruce Lee. Has all the confidence and swagger that comes with that.
10. Francine Columbette
Female Columbo, what else can I say. Here's a video if you're unfamiliar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfw3E232PeI
11&12. The Lin Twins
Calm and collected karate master. Less so when she's Violent Lin (Violin). Japanese accent if possible.
13. Elena (name pending, originally called her MMA Marsha forgetting we already have a Marsha)
She looks more determined than angry in Nakvi's hyper-realistic portrait this time. I thought she had a "kind face" as people say... Still ready to feed someone their teeth if they step into the ring with her, of course.
Eastern European accent.
14. La Tormenta (it means the storm, I'm not being an edgelord again)
Fearless high-flying luchadora. Confident voice with a Mexican accent to reflect that.
15. Major Penelope Love
Daysdove's OC so I'll repeat verbatim.
"What I planned for Penelope was that she has multiple voice depending on the situations and the people she's with (I heard megalomaniacs do that), voices range from feminine to masculine.
Feminine Voice Example Lina Inverse (Almost perfect)
Masculine Voice Example King Bradley (Perfect)
She'll mostly have the feminine voice, but on accusation while giving orders to their other inquisitors she'll sound more masculine. I know it sounds silly but I think I can make it work with a series of shots that hide the face or even have her close her eyes to look like she's a different entity (anything to separate the already existing image in the viewer's head)"
We can stick with the feminine voice for now as to not confuse matters.
16. Copper
Connor Grail's OC so again-
"Her personality is feisty and arrogant. In my mind she was born somewhere equivalent to Latin America (my comic is not set in our earth), so if anything the voice would reflect that, although she now lives in the north."
TEST LINES
For context, this battle takes place on something resembling a giant chess board. The combatants will race to step on whichever square lights up (while battering each other out of the way in the process, of course).
Betty: Ha! None of you skanks can beat me at this. I run the bases for a living.
Kombabe: This is not "baseball". Put away your toy and fight with honor!
Jane: I'll stick with Muay Thai, thank you very much. Although, I'll admit you must have a good resilience training regimen... to stay awake through a whole baseball game.
Jill: Aren't you that yank that was on the news the other day? Think I saw you trip over first base once.
Mitch: Oh please, stepping on things is half of my OnlyFans requests. You haven't got a chance, love.
Edwina: This is no place for kid's games.
Curby: I say, what's with this, I SAY what's with this "run the bases for a living" nonsense. You haven't got further than first plate all season.
(For a non-FoghornLeghorn take, try Lin's line.)
Marsha Law: I. never. lose. You should have brought your whole team to make things half interesting.
Columbette: You know, my boyfriend's a big baseball fan. Now me, I can't stand it, puts me to sleep every time. But he was telling me the other day about this player. Fantastic player, the Tiger Woods of baseball, they called her. Now golf, I enjoy golf. Maybe not watching it, but I'd play a few holes now and then between cases. So anyway, this baseball player, she played for the New York team. Now what's that team called, I was just talking about them to... (and it goes on but that's enough for now)
Lin: Ran. Past tense. A disgraced former athlete who was given every opportunity and threw it all away. I will not lose to the likes of you.
Vio. Lin: (same but angrier. only need regular for this line but feel free to demonstrate)
Elena: You Americans. All talk.
La Tormenta: You were an inspiration... what the hell happened?
Penny: Some of us get to live with our mistakes but you get to DIE BY YOURS!
(Yeah, I might just use one of Days' self described generic villain lines regardless of what's said to her. It's amusing to me.)
Copper: Big surprise, the washed up former celebrity has something to say.
Jeez, that's quite the post. If you don't have google drive or whatever to send recordings, pm me for an email address or any other information you might need. Otherwise I'll look forward to (literally) hearing from you.
