I made a request to myself! Look what I came up with
So the theme is "The swag is in your pants you dirty fuck"
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It was a sunny day, just like usual
Brand spankin newly moved to the grand New York, the state where dreams come true.
So this day I called pa and asked for a shotgun
because I needed it (it's a secret) and he asked why
And I replied "You're a terrible dad"
He agreed, so I took a walk to his house in Queens, all the way from Bronx.
And pa was liek all holly bolly swaaaag ma son... "I'm fucking proud of you"
he told me.. and I was liek... "..............." "................." "...... " "-______-"
"Pa I grew up, that's all. Just you wait and see"
"Okay here's the shotgun"
End of story