Drunkgecko spotted in Florida!!!

[poopypeter]

What do think he is up to this time

[Vampfairyx]

I expected a picture of drunkgecko at the everglades wtf

[DrunkGecko]

At 3/10/23 02:01 PM, Konqe wrote: He's trying to find me. We are on the hunt for bitches and whores.

i must admit that i enjoy big booty bitches and happy horny whores

[BUM-DRILLER]

When Geck was in Tampa, there was a different tabloid about him every day for like a week straight. “DrunkGecko gets kicked out of bar” “Drunkgecko stole ring back from girl” or the best one was “DrunkGecko set himself on fire”

What happened was every time DrunkGecko went out onto the street, all these girls would just mob him, hoping to steal a souvenir from him, like his jewelry or earrings which hurts like hell when it’s ripped out.

So to counter this, he would wear like 2 scarves wrapped around his head, Taliban style, outside even if it was in the 70s. One night I guess he dozed off with a cigarette in his mouth, and I was like “@drunkgecko ! Wake up! You’re on fire!” and he was like, “Whaaa? Really? Oh.”

[Epicwinnzer]

Go home, ur literally drunk drunkgecko

[Spaggo]

At 3/10/23 01:35 PM, poopypeter wrote: What do think he is up to this time

Selling coke and getting bitches

Those are not correlated.

[ImTheCoupon]

At 3/10/23 04:07 PM, Spaggo wrote: Selling coke and getting bitches

I mean, what else can you do in Florida?

[poopypeter]

At 3/10/23 10:32 PM, ImTheCoupon wrote:

At 3/10/23 04:07 PM, Spaggo wrote: Selling coke and getting bitches

I mean, what else can you do in Florida?

Eat sand

[Epicwinnzer]

At 3/10/23 10:44 PM, poopypeter wrote:

At 3/10/23 10:32 PM, ImTheCoupon wrote:

At 3/10/23 04:07 PM, Spaggo wrote: Selling coke and getting bitches

I mean, what else can you do in Florida?

Eat sand

Don’t forget to cook that up

[ImTheCoupon]

At 3/10/23 10:44 PM, poopypeter wrote:

At 3/10/23 10:32 PM, ImTheCoupon wrote:

At 3/10/23 04:07 PM, Spaggo wrote: Selling coke and getting bitches

I mean, what else can you do in Florida?

Eat sand

Well you can't just eat it, you have to get it in every crack and crevice first.

[DrunkGecko]

At 3/10/23 11:22 PM, ImTheCoupon wrote:

At 3/10/23 10:44 PM, poopypeter wrote:

At 3/10/23 10:32 PM, ImTheCoupon wrote:

At 3/10/23 04:07 PM, Spaggo wrote: Selling coke and getting bitches

I mean, what else can you do in Florida?

Eat sand

Well you can't just eat it, you have to get it in every crack and crevice first.

If I go to the beach I will have sand in my hair 2 years later

I could shave my head bald and it'll still be there