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Dark humor. I need it

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Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 11:48:21


So I want you to guess what I want you to post

I'll go first (as usual)


Usain Bolt is living proof that black people evolved to outrun bullets


Haha... got grounded

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 11:59:30


you are a racist

Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 12:04:07


At 7/2/22 11:59 AM, Piss wrote: you are a racist


yeah pretty much all dark humour is based on things that will probs get the thread locked or banned at worst


\ / Bunny ears didn't happen by accident

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 12:05:21


At 7/2/22 12:04 PM, DiskCrash wrote:
At 7/2/22 11:59 AM, Piss wrote: you are a racist
yeah pretty much all dark humour is based on things that will probs get the thread locked or banned at worst


prude

Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 12:10:00


At 7/2/22 11:59 AM, Piss wrote: you are a racist


knowing you, im guessing this is a joke, But for the people who believe this

The joke is making fun of the brutality of police

not blacks


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 13:24:33 (edited 2022-07-02 13:27:07)


What race are you


Coolier than thou

Best Toon

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 14:00:51


A man walks into a bar. He is impaled by the bar. People rush to help him, but he's already dead. The end.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 14:24:36


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 15:03:09


I'd make a joke but I can't think of any...


Like my Grandpa ridden with dementia

Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 15:40:50


a man walks into a bar and trips over a stool (it's dark because the lights are off).


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 16:15:45


At 7/2/22 01:24 PM, Deity-Donkus wrote: What race are you


Not a joke, I got no clue


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 16:16:27


At 7/2/22 03:40 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: a man walks into a bar and trips over a stool (it's dark because the lights are off).


@DamnedByFate did it better


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 16:44:03


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Check current mood, cool music!

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 17:18:36


I thought of a really bad one.


But don't want to mention it; due to recent (and all-too frequent) events...


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 18:26:36


At 7/2/22 05:18 PM, Painbringer wrote: I thought of a really bad one.

But don't want to mention it; due to recent (and all-too frequent) events...


You can DM to me if you want, I won't judge


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 18:30:35


At 7/2/22 05:18 PM, Painbringer wrote: I thought of a really bad one.

But don't want to mention it; due to recent (and all-too frequent) events...


No, please tell. Bread's only good if it's fresh off the oven.


Check current mood, cool music!

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 19:39:27


My epitaph


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1991

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 20:25:24


At 7/2/22 11:48 AM, TheDiamondfinder wrote: So I want you to guess what I want you to post
I'll go first (as usual)

Usain Bolt is living proof that black people evolved to outrun bullets


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 20:29:17


a kid went to the back of spencer's

he saw a big dildo on the shelf

he asked me what was it.

i said its saints row merch


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 20:48:51


This is one of my favorites:


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 22:39:21


At 7/2/22 08:29 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote: a kid went to the back of spencer's
he saw a big dildo on the shelf
he asked me what was it.
i said its saints row merch


I am... out of the loop


Haha... got grounded

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 23:00:31


At 7/2/22 10:39 PM, TheDiamondfinder wrote:
At 7/2/22 08:29 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote: a kid went to the back of spencer's
he saw a big dildo on the shelf
he asked me what was it.
i said its saints row merch
I am... out of the loop


saints row is a game where one of the weapons you can accquire is literally a dildo sword


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 23:41:40


At 7/2/22 11:00 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote:
At 7/2/22 10:39 PM, TheDiamondfinder wrote:
At 7/2/22 08:29 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote: a kid went to the back of spencer's
he saw a big dildo on the shelf
he asked me what was it.
i said its saints row merch
I am... out of the loop
saints row is a game where one of the weapons you can accquire is literally a dildo sword


How much does it cost?


Asking for a friend


Haha... got grounded

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-02 23:43:13


At 7/2/22 11:41 PM, TheDiamondfinder wrote:
At 7/2/22 11:00 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote:
At 7/2/22 10:39 PM, TheDiamondfinder wrote:
At 7/2/22 08:29 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote: a kid went to the back of spencer's
he saw a big dildo on the shelf
he asked me what was it.
i said its saints row merch
I am... out of the loop
saints row is a game where one of the weapons you can accquire is literally a dildo sword
How much does it cost?

Asking for a friend


your friend doesnt exist pal, you aint slick


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-03 01:58:43


Mario walks into a bar

OOOMPH


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-03 02:13:00


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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-04 16:58:48


Why did they put the gallows at the beach?


Summery execution.


No, this is not the one I made up earlier.

A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-07 17:50:10


I have a one but I’ll get canceled (banned) so I’d rather not say it bitch


"Same things make us laugh, make us cry" - Big Smoke

Response to Dark humor. I need it 2022-07-07 18:43:05 (edited 2022-07-07 18:45:03)


At 7/7/22 05:50 PM, FaithFullFang wrote: I have a one but I’ll get canceled (banned) so I’d rather not say it bitch


You can PM me it if you want, it's happened once


Haha... got grounded

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