Yeah I'm gonna strap on my tinfoil hat
If it exists, what's the one, or more than one, conspiracy theories you ACTUALLY believe, or consider they MIGHT be true to some extent?
Are they all dumb as shit?
Personally I believe in the health benefits of tobacco
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
I have a question. Do conspiracy theorists like apples? Because:
We have never been visited by aliens.
The Apollo 11 moon landing was real.
Tupac, Elvis, and Biggie are dead. Paul McCartney is not.
Epstein killed himself.
There were no crisis actors in Sandy Hook.
Sonny Liston did not throw any fights.
That bigfoot footage is some dork in a costume.
Flouride in water is not that big of a deal.
Mattress Firm isn't…well…okay fine, it wouldn't surprise me if they were laundering money.
Vaccines are good for you.
Osama Bin Laden is responsible for the 9/11 attacks.
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At 6/25/22 07:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: Sega did 9/11
Considering the creator of the Gameboy was assassinated by the Yakuza I wouldn't be surprised if Sega had a hand in helping Bush do 9/11
At 6/25/22 08:00 PM, Chdonga wrote:At 6/25/22 07:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: Sega did 9/11Considering the creator of the Gameboy was assassinated by the Yakuza I wouldn't be surprised if Sega had a hand in helping Bush do 9/11
What the fuck
No way that's real
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At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: I have a question. Do conspiracy theorists like apples? Because:
We have never been visited by aliens.
The Apollo 11 moon landing was real.
Tupac, Elvis, and Biggie are dead. Paul McCartney is not.
Epstein killed himself.
There were no crisis actors in Sandy Hook.
Sonny Liston did not throw any fights.
That bigfoot footage is some dork in a costume.
Flouride in water is not that big of a deal.
Mattress Firm isn't…well…okay fine, it wouldn't surprise me if they were laundering money.
Vaccines are good for you.
Osama Bin Laden is responsible for the 9/11 attacks.
delete this plz
this is very triggering
Ass kicker
One I somewhat lean towards is AIDS having been created by the CIA in order to exterminate gays and then got out of control, because that does sound the sort of thing they'd do.
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At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: Epstein killed himself.
And the moon is made of lemon merrangue
At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: That bigfoot footage is some dork in a costume.
ʸᵒᵘ’ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʷᵇᵃᶜᶜᵃ’ˢ ⁿᵉᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵗʰᵃˡ ᶜᵒᵘˢᶦⁿ ᵃ “ᵈᵒʳᵏ”
Conspiracy theory: The moon landing is real, but all manned exploration of the moon has been called off because astronauts are in mortal peril from moon rabbits.
At 6/25/22 06:04 PM, Slint wrote: Yeah I'm gonna strap on my tinfoil hat
NEW IDEA: STRAPON BUT ITS TINFOIL.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
The refs in the last two national championship games in college football bet the under.
At 6/26/22 10:04 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: That bigfoot footage is some dork in a costume.ʸᵒᵘ’ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʷᵇᵃᶜᶜᵃ’ˢ ⁿᵉᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵗʰᵃˡ ᶜᵒᵘˢᶦⁿ ᵃ “ᵈᵒʳᵏ”
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Justin Trudeau being somewhat related to Fidel Castro.
At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: Epstein killed himself.
glowie detected
At 6/26/22 05:47 AM, Seth wrote: I'm inclined to give credit to the possibility of Epstein having been silenced as opposed to seppuku. It's really a logical conclusion. Anyone with lots of money going to a pedophile brothel would certainly spend some of that bread to keep their secret.
Also, the twin towers in 9/11 fell too cleanly. You know, like a professional demolition. I don't think the planes did caused their demise, but I can't say what did. I've heard a couple of theories on this, but I refuse to get into that.
Try looking into the Hutchison effect and the fall of Jericho. You'll notice some similarities.
The key similarity is sound/frequency being used.
The FBI perpetuated the flat Earth theory in order to make consipiricy theorists appear less credible
The modern Klu Klux Klan (and most hate groups) are run by feds to make extremists look bad
At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: Epstein killed himself.
lol
We have never been visited by aliens.
basically impossible to prove or disprove, consider how old the Earth is
tries too hard to be edgy and is blocked by many because he acts rude towards others to feel better about himself.
you sound like you took tobacco before posting this
At 6/26/22 07:13 PM, AnEvilHeat wrote: Justin Trudeau being somewhat related to Fidel Castro.
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At 6/26/22 06:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: One I somewhat lean towards is AIDS having been created by the CIA in order to exterminate gays and then got out of control, because that does sound the sort of thing they'd do.
When I first heard about AIDS and gay people,I was like, why don't straight people also get it?
At 6/27/22 10:02 AM, S wrote: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Fuck him
At 6/27/22 11:17 AM, Kieran wrote:At 6/26/22 06:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: One I somewhat lean towards is AIDS having been created by the CIA in order to exterminate gays and then got out of control, because that does sound the sort of thing they'd do.When I first heard about AIDS and gay people,I was like, why don't straight people also get it?
Surprise, they totally do. It's just that the quickest way into the blood-stream is the walls of the colon.
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At 6/27/22 12:33 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 6/27/22 11:17 AM, Kieran wrote:Surprise, they totally do. It's just that the quickest way into the blood-stream is the walls of the colon.At 6/26/22 06:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: One I somewhat lean towards is AIDS having been created by the CIA in order to exterminate gays and then got out of control, because that does sound the sort of thing they'd do.When I first heard about AIDS and gay people,I was like, why don't straight people also get it?
I know they do but I was just saying, why the gays exclusively ?
At 6/27/22 01:09 PM, Kieran wrote:At 6/27/22 12:33 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:I know they do but I was just saying, why the gays exclusively ?At 6/27/22 11:17 AM, Kieran wrote:Surprise, they totally do. It's just that the quickest way into the blood-stream is the walls of the colon.At 6/26/22 06:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: One I somewhat lean towards is AIDS having been created by the CIA in order to exterminate gays and then got out of control, because that does sound the sort of thing they'd do.When I first heard about AIDS and gay people,I was like, why don't straight people also get it?
Synergistic effects of homophobia and STDs being most easily contracted via buttsex.
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At 6/25/22 06:04 PM, Slint wrote: Yeah I'm gonna strap on my tinfoil hat
If it exists, what's the one, or more than one, conspiracy theories you ACTUALLY believe, or consider they MIGHT be true to some extent?
Are they all dumb as shit?
Personally I believe in the health benefits of tobacco
If you want a true conspiracy theory, google "planned obsolecense". Also shit like the flat earth theory are obviously dumb shit that nobody should take seriously.
Ok boomer.
At 6/25/22 06:28 PM, FinaLee wrote: I have a question. Do conspiracy theorists like apples? Because:
We have never been visited by aliens.
The Apollo 11 moon landing was real.
Tupac, Elvis, and Biggie are dead. Paul McCartney is not.
Epstein killed himself.
There were no crisis actors in Sandy Hook.
Sonny Liston did not throw any fights.
That bigfoot footage is some dork in a costume.
Flouride in water is not that big of a deal.
Mattress Firm isn't…well…okay fine, it wouldn't surprise me if they were laundering money.
Vaccines are good for you.
Osama Bin Laden is responsible for the 9/11 attacks.
Ok so explain to me how Epstein could kill himself in his shitty cell? Even from the official images from his jail, it doesn't look like the clothes that he allegedly used to allegedly commit his suicide were attached to an appropriate place because it's literally not possible to hang yourself with this.
Also explain the billions of coincidences preceding his alleged suicide. Why did the surveillance cameras go out when he died? Why did the guards go off-duty when they knew he was allegedly suicidal? Why did Epstein reportedly scream his lungs out a day prior. Why did he have bloody marks on his neck? Why did his own wife proclaim that his death was a homicide. Why was she also put on suicide watch?
So now, you might wonder since someone did kill him there must be proof of it, right? Nope, but an absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, I'm leaning toward that evidence being destroyed because this Pedophile worked very closely with the government. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and many more of these guys went to his pedo island and on his private jet, so it seems reasonable that they would all want him dead because if he spills the beans he could get them arrested through his testimony at the court.
Ok boomer.
