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Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ

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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 08:24:39


Glad it went all right. I had a surgery as an infant and I don't remember it at all, just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:04:56


How did it go? I hope you were anesthetized


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:29:52


I have bags installed in my intestines that will open up and release deadly toxins in case someone tries to open me up.


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:40:00


At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.


So, your ballsack?


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:48:23


I had to get a penis and ball sack reduction surgery because my cock and balls were too big.


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:50:05


At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?


Aiming too low here


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:51:16


At 6/22/22 03:07 PM, Kiwi wrote: They’re cutting me open and taking my gallbladder out. 🫣😳 then I’ll be on bed rest for a bit.

anyone else have surgery before?

also if this is my last post ever, rip me, gone & forgotten


Did you fall asleep first at a sleepover?


we chillin

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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 09:57:00


At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here


What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:00:15


At 6/27/22 09:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here
What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?


Aiming too low again... I have a feeling I shouldn't have replied in this thread in the first place...


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:06:41


At 6/27/22 10:00 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here
What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?
Aiming too low again... I have a feeling I shouldn't have replied in this thread in the first place...


Or just do it like @Kiwi and embrace the depravity.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:08:40


At 6/27/22 10:06 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 10:00 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here
What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?
Aiming too low again... I have a feeling I shouldn't have replied in this thread in the first place...
Or just do it like @Kiwi and embrace the depravity.


Well what's done is done and can't be undone so I have no choice I gues


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:16:46


At 6/27/22 09:51 AM, Alvesteffer19 wrote:
At 6/22/22 03:07 PM, Kiwi wrote: They’re cutting me open and taking my gallbladder out. 🫣😳 then I’ll be on bed rest for a bit.

anyone else have surgery before?

also if this is my last post ever, rip me, gone & forgotten
Did you fall asleep first at a sleepover?


No i survived 😎


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:17:37


At 6/27/22 09:04 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: How did it go? I hope you were anesthetized


It was wild, saw my blood everywhere and ate some ice chips. Now I got four scars on my belly that I gotta keep from opening up!


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:18:16


At 6/27/22 09:48 AM, Chdonga wrote: I had to get a penis and ball sack reduction surgery because my cock and balls were too big.


Bro I feel the same way about carrying around these massive titties and ass


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:18:53


At 6/27/22 10:00 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here
What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?
Aiming too low again... I have a feeling I shouldn't have replied in this thread in the first place...


Welcome to newgrounds, home of the dick jokes! πŸ†


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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:21:52


At 6/27/22 10:18 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 6/27/22 10:00 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:50 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:40 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 08:24 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote: just have a nice thin scar in some place I won't show you but my wife says it's cute.
So, your ballsack?
Aiming too low here
What could you possibly have undergone as an infant that would leave a "cute" scar on your dick?
Aiming too low again... I have a feeling I shouldn't have replied in this thread in the first place...
Welcome to newgrounds, home of the dick jokes! πŸ†


Glad I was the one to turn this thread true NG-style


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 10:23:15


At 6/27/22 10:18 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:48 AM, Chdonga wrote: I had to get a penis and ball sack reduction surgery because my cock and balls were too big.
Bro I feel the same way about carrying around these massive titties and ass


But they look good.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 11:37:56


At 6/27/22 10:17 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:04 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: How did it go? I hope you were anesthetized
It was wild, saw my blood everywhere and ate some ice chips. Now I got four scars on my belly that I gotta keep from opening up!


Did you swipe any pills on the way out


hello

Response to Im going under the knife tmrw πŸ”ͺ 2022-06-27 11:49:55


At 6/27/22 10:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/27/22 10:18 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:48 AM, Chdonga wrote: I had to get a penis and ball sack reduction surgery because my cock and balls were too big.
Bro I feel the same way about carrying around these massive titties and ass
But they look good.


Yes they do πŸ‘πŸ»


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At 6/27/22 11:37 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote:
At 6/27/22 10:17 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 6/27/22 09:04 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: How did it go? I hope you were anesthetized
It was wild, saw my blood everywhere and ate some ice chips. Now I got four scars on my belly that I gotta keep from opening up!
Did you swipe any pills on the way out


3 days worth of hydrocodone but them bitches is gone already


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