How did you goof off in the middle of class?
Me and my friend Matthew used to use inspect element to edit big black dicks on the history websites we looked at
We also used to shove our hands down our pants and fondle our ass cheeks whenever the teacher turned his back on us
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I just took a shit and it looks like a bunch of fat green leeches in the toilet
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every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass
At 6/6/22 09:49 AM, poopypeter wrote: every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass
@anymany does that to me but instead of a slap he just fucks me while I pee
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I jerked off in class in middle school once.
Special ed classes are smaller, so easier to get away with.
With behavior like that, maybe they were right to put me in special ed.
Whenever I went to the restroom I would always put pop-its under the toilet seat lids in the stalls so they would go off when people would sit down
I eventually got suspended for it but it was still fun
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There are so many different things I did. This was because I didn’t have a normal experience in school nor did I go to a normal school from 2nd to 8th grade.
So naming one would be crazy. But if I had to name one it’d be me and this other guy drawing retarded drawings in Choir class of characters like Donkey Kong and Plankton but we’d call them Anime because we were just that cool. This all came to its breaking point when we got another kid to draw with us and they just drew good Tits on Karen from SpongeBob and the Choir teacher caught us. I don’t think she saw the full drawing but we did throw it away in the school bathroom to make sure no evidence existed of sexy Karen from SpongeBob.
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At 6/6/22 11:09 AM, Chezmond wrote: I remember the whole class dabbed after the teacher "banned" it I think. She had a meltdown
cringe
I used to play Minecraft with one of my friends in the back of the class
Good times good times good times good times
In my highschool there were paper journals you could take for free and 2 of my friends used those and some tape to become engineering gurus, not only they made fucking swords and shields and a morning star but they also made a retractable basket using the class "closet" (not sure if it's called like that in english) and a ball with some more journals and tape so we played basketball in our class.
Sometimes I kinda miss the shit me and my friends used to do at school
At 6/6/22 09:53 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:At 6/6/22 09:49 AM, poopypeter wrote: every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass@anymany does that to me but instead of a slap he just fucks me while I pee
mid stream bang, help get all the pee out
At 6/6/22 09:42 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: How did you goof off in the middle of class?
I tell cock jokes.
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Today was the last (not) day of school and some guys filled up a huge bag of water balloons, climbed up the school's ceiling and started throwing them at people. I helped.
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At 6/6/22 09:49 AM, poopypeter wrote: every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass
If we ever get to live together I'll replace the toilet for a urinol and do exactly that do you can do me next
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At 6/6/22 09:42 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: ...We also used to shove our hands down our pants and fondle our ass cheeks whenever the teacher turned his back on us
I think this would be a better idea for one of those "Make out behind the boss's back" games.
At 6/6/22 10:46 AM, Zymbot wrote: I jerked off in class in middle school once.
Special ed classes are smaller, so easier to get away with.
With behavior like that, maybe they were right to put me in special ed.
This is a rollercoaster for sure.
I bite my friend's shoulder making "nom nom nom" sounds and then I say something like, "give me your flesh"
Froggo is always watching.
I'm going to shit your pants
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In 7th I jacked off in science and no one knew
In middle school, i would sing loudly in class and draw funny stuff on the board.
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At 6/6/22 01:26 PM, anymany wrote:At 6/6/22 09:53 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:mid stream bang, help get all the pee outAt 6/6/22 09:49 AM, poopypeter wrote: every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass@anymany does that to me but instead of a slap he just fucks me while I pee
And then the cum starts streaming out soon after
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At 6/6/22 04:20 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:At 6/6/22 01:26 PM, anymany wrote:And then the cum starts streaming out soon afterAt 6/6/22 09:53 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:mid stream bang, help get all the pee outAt 6/6/22 09:49 AM, poopypeter wrote: every time this kid would take a piss at the urnil he would pull his pants down to the ground so to get revenge i would slap his ass@anymany does that to me but instead of a slap he just fucks me while I pee
its to deep wash de dickhole
I just draw on my paper or contemplate my life, either does the job besides, I can’t do anything like that with my jackass teachers and paranoia anyway
I never goofed off or anything at school - I didn't want the teachers to be mad at me, you know. Heck, I didn't even jerk off in the bathrooms. Was it not exciting? Yes, but I'm not really a sort of goofy person, so go figure.
At 6/6/22 12:30 PM, Chezmond wrote:At 6/6/22 11:17 AM, Piss wrote:I wish It never happenedAt 6/6/22 11:09 AM, Chezmond wrote: I remember the whole class dabbed after the teacher "banned" it I think. She had a meltdowncringe
you are soo cringe
one class the teacher got a mouse and I was near its cage and i watched the mouse the whole time
I was such a fucking smart ass all the time. I had good teachers who luckily never gave up on me. I definitely didn't deserve their support.
Also in high school, I spent half the day on newgrounds, because in 1999/2000, they hadn't figured out the whole "how to block websites" at my school yet.
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At 6/6/22 10:58 PM, SmolMeishu wrote:At 6/6/22 01:51 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 6/6/22 09:42 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: How did you goof off in the middle of class?I tell cock jokes.
I should probably also mention that I'm the teacher.
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This one time in music class i thought it would be really funny for me to start throwing pens around the class and it was a small size classroom it was shaped like a box and i throw pens at my classmates and around the room too.
